" Bola dukaandar ki kyaa chahiye tumhien

Jo bhi kaho ge meri dukaan per wo paoge

Maine kaha ke kutte ke khaane ka cake hai

Bolaa yahin pe khaaoge ya ghar le jaaoge



" Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamari,
Aankhon mein hamari aansoo hain to kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari "


Mitti meri kabar se utha raha hai koi.
Khash khuda do pal ki zindgi aur de de.
Ki meri kabar se udas ja raha hai koi.



Sardar was going with his sister,
Someone shouts "Oye ,mashooka le ker kahan nikle"
Sardar gets angry and slaps him and says
" Oye, mashooka hogi teri. Meri to behan hai"



" Dil jo dooba aash-ke-gam aankh me machal gaye,

Ek chirag kya bujha saun chirag jal gaye,

Meri unki raah bas itni der ek thi,

Do kadam chale hi the ki raste badal gaye "



" Akash ke taron mein khoya hai jahan saara,

lagta hai pyara ek ek taara.

In taron mein sabse pyara hai ek sitaara,

jo is waqt padh raha hai SMS hamaara "