Friday, March 7, 2008

हिन्दी समस इंडियन जोक्स

Bhagwan ke naam pe 1 patni dede…
Apni nahi toh dusre ki dede…

Bhagwan tujhe 1 kay badle3 dega
Anurag ki tarah Prerna kay saath Aparna aur komolika free dega…
Baithe tere khayalon mein,
Kore kagaz pe likh dala tera naam…

Tasvir bhi utaar dali,Aur likha yeh paigam…
Zinda ya Murda pakdnewale ko 5000/- inaam…
Macchar ne jo kata… dil main mere junoon tha.
Khujli hui itni… dil be sukoon tha.

Pakada to **** diya yeh soch kar ki….
Sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha…
Khuda kare tujhe har jagah se satkar mile,
Mujh se bhi acche yaar milen.

Rakhi ko teri girlfriend tujhe rakhi bandhe,
Aur tujhe zindagi bhar us se behan ka pyar mile…
Aapke hi charche har gali mein hain,
Har ladki ke dil mein aapke liye pyar hai.

Ye koi chamtkar nahi,Time hi aisa hai…
kyonki kuch hi dino me RAKHI ka tyohaar hai…
har khushi ko teri taraf moor doo.
Tery liye chand taare tak toor doo.

khushiyo k darwazey tere liye khol doo..
Itna kaafi hai ya do char or jhoot bole doon….
Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi,
Jhom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi,

Bhiga main phir bhee teri yaad ayi,
Ab nahin raha jata, CHATRI LAUTA DE BHAI…
Ek ladki thi dewani si.
Mob lekar chalti thi, nazre jhukake,

Mob mein kuch karti thi. Jab bhi milti thi mujhse,
Yehi pucha karti thi… Ye chalu kaise hota hai?
Yusuf ka husn, Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai,
Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai,

Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat,
Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai…
Industrian sari mere yaar khaa gaye,
Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar khaa gaye,

Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating,
Banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye…….

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