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Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Funny Shayari(Shayari)

Funny Shayari

Saali Is Beauty, Wife Is Duty.
Saali Is Passion, Wife Is Tension
Saali Is Fresh Cake, Wife Is Earthquake..

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    Monday, October 29, 2012

    pahle jaisa kaala bna do

    pahle jaisa kaala bna do


    3 kaale dost jaa rahe the,,
    Raste me unahe ek pari mili.
    Usane 3no ko 1-1 vardan offer kiya,
    1st-mujhe doodh jitna gora bna do,,
    2nd- mujhe bhi etna hi gora bna do,,,,
    Dono goore ho gaye,,,
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    3rd- hahahahahah en saalo ko pahle jaisa kaala bna do,,

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      Ek tere aane se pehley ek tere jaane kei baad…

      Ek tere aane se pehley ek tere jaane kei baad…

      Aur bhi cheezain bohat si lutt chukin hain dil kei saath.
      Yeh batayaa doston nei ishq furmanei kei baad.
      Ab kamray ki ek ek cheez check karta hoon mein.
      Ek tere aane se pehley ek tere jaane kei baad…

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        Shimla Chale Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai…

        Shimla Chale Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai…

        Arz Hai…
        Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai
        Na Kuch Khane-Peene, Na Sone Ko Jee Chahta Hai
        Ye Garmi Ab Bardaast Nahi Hoti
        Sab Chhod Kar Ab Shimla Chale Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai…

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          Thursday, October 18, 2012

          Santa docter se

          Santa docter se

          Santa docter se: Dr mujhe 1 bimari ho gyi hai.
          .
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          Doc :- kaun si...??
          Santa :- mai is bimari me sab kuch bhool jata hu...
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          Doc :- tumhe ye bimari kab sehai..??
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          Santa :- kaun si bimari be...??:

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            yar in ladkiyo ka kuch nahi ho sakta....

            Boy sends friend request
            to Girl on Facebook :-
            Girl :- Kaunn ho tum ?
            Boy :- Hasrat tumhari .......
            Girl :- Chahte kya ho ?
            Boy : Mohhabat
            tumhari ...... ...
            Girl:-Pachtaoge tum ..........
            Boy :- Kismat hamari .........
            Girl :- Married hoon
            main ...... Boy: To Status
            single se hata Manhoos
            Naari

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              Apni Girlfrnd ke samne

              Apni Girlfrnd ke samne

              Apni Girlfrnd ke samne
              dusri ladkiyo ko kaise
              dekhe?
              Boy: Tum ne us
              ladki ko dekha....
              Wo Kapde usko bilkul suit nehi karte.....
              Girl: Saale.... Tu toh chahta hai k
              ladkiyan kapde hi na
              pehne !!
              Moral: Ladki Ne
              Pehle Hi Sprite Pee li thi —

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                Dropdi ka naam suna hai?

                Dropdi ka naam suna hai?


                Husband: Raja Dasrath ki 3 Raniya thi
                Wife: To kya hua?
                ...
                Husband: To main 2 Shadiya aur kar sakta hu

                Wife: Dropdi ka naam suna hai?
                Husband: Tu bhi na pagli DIL pe le leti hai.

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                  Monday, September 10, 2012

                  पत्नी - क्यों ??

                  पत्नी - क्यों ??

                  पत्नी - अगर मैं मर जाऊँ तो आप क्या करोगे?
                  पती - शायद मैं भी मर जाऊँ ..
                  पत्नी - क्यों ??
                  पती - कभी-कभी ज्यादा खुशी भी आदमी की जान ले लेती है.

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                    Thursday, August 30, 2012

                    "thanda matlab coca-cola"

                    "thanda matlab coca-cola"

                    Arz kiya hai: main uske pyar me ban gaya baraf ka gola,
                    main uske pyar me ban gaya barf ka gola,
                    magar woh bewafa boli "thanda matlab coca-cola"

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                      Wednesday, August 29, 2012

                      girl demanded for icecream ?

                      girl demanded for icecream ?

                      girl demanded for icecream ?
                      boy purchased it...
                      girl thank u..
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                      girl to boy

                      girl to boy

                      girl to boy >...................?
                      jab tum log girls ko {I LOVE U}
                      kehte ho to unke hath kyu pkad lete ho

                      boy.bas apni hifaazat ke lye kahi thapar
                      nahi mar de ...........?

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                        Ek ladka Bus stop pe

                        Ek ladka Bus stop pe

                        Ek ladka Bus stop pe ek ladki ko bahut der se ghoor rha tha !!! 

                        Girl: Ghar par maa/behen nahi hai kya ? !!!

                        Boy: Nahi ! ...

                        Girl:To Ghar le chal na pagal, Yaha Time pass kyu kr raHa hai :P
                        ( had ho gai yar ) :P :P :P

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                          2 Lovers ke beech fight ho rahi thi

                          2 Lovers ke beech fight ho rahi thi 

                          ‎2 Lovers ke beech fight ho rahi thi

                          GF: Kamine!! mein tere kapde faad dungi.

                          BF: Dekh ab tu serious ladai mein romantic baat maat kar.

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                            Raah chalte agar koi ladki aap ko bhai bol de, to

                            Raah chalte agar koi ladki aap ko bhai bol de, to

                            Raah chalte agar koi ladki aap ko bhai bol de, to
                            ?
                            ?
                            Simple use zor se 1 chanta maro,
                            aur bolo:
                            “Yahan kahan ghum rahi hai? Chal ghar!!!:

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                              "I like u itna

                              "I like u itna

                               "I like u itna,
                              You Like me jitna"
                              "I like u Tabtak,
                              You Like me Jabtak"
                              "You like me Jane kab tak"
                              "But I like u, Marte Dam tak"

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                                shadi me apki behan se karunga..

                                shadi me apki behan se karunga..

                                akbar = mujhse wada kar teri biwi ki
                                pehli kiss muje lene dega ?
                                birbal = wada hujoor !
                                par meri bhi ek shart hai.
                                akbar = bol ?
                                birbal =shadi me apki
                                behan se karunga..

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                                  Wednesday, August 1, 2012

                                  A CUTE JOKE

                                  A CUTE JOKE

                                  1 choti si larki shop keeper k
                                  pas
                                  gai or boli.
                                  .
                                  Jab ma bari ho jaon gi to
                                  mujse
                                  shadi kro ge,
                                   .
                                  Shopkpr. Hans k bola han kr
                                  longa.
                                  .
                                   Larki boli to kia apni hony wali
                                  wife ko 1 choclate
                                  bi nai de
                                  skty ho.

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                                    2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls

                                    2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls

                                    2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls
                                    Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands
                                    1st Guy To Second-What Will We Do Now?

                                    2nd Guy-U Marry My Sis,
                                    I Will Marry Ur Sis

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                                      Thursday, May 3, 2012

                                      Mere Dada Ji Bahut Bahadur Thhe

                                      Mere Dada Ji Bahut Bahadur Thhe

                                      Santa Banta Se: “Mere Dada Ji Ne 1857 Wali Jung Mein 50 Dushmano Ki Tangein Kaat Di Thi” Banta Hairan Hokar: “Achha, Arrey Wah, Par Gardane Kyu Nahi Kaati?”
                                      Santa: “Wo Pehle Se Hi Kati Hui Thi“

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