Unki gali se jab mera janazza nikla

Unki gali se jab mera janazza nikla

Unki gali se jab mera janazza nikla
Wo na nikle jinke liye mera janaja nikla
Unka ghar aaya toh mujhe bhul kar
Mere dost seeti bajane lage
Rakh kar mera janaza kambakth use

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Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...

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Bada aaya automobile engineer

Bada aaya automobile engineer

Ek sardar ne apni car ke neeche kutte ko leta hua dekha to kutte ko ek dum se kheecha aur kaha: bahar nikal saale bada aaya automobile engineer.

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Alag ghar dila dena

Alag ghar dila dena


Boy: tum shadi ke baad apne liye alag ghar to nahi mangogi na?
Girl: nahi main aisi ladki nahi hu tum apni maa ko alag ghar dila dena.

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Biwi chalti note se

Biwi chalti note se

Jitne channel tv ke, utne nakhre biwi ke
TV chalta remote se, biwi chalti hai note se.

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Naughty SMS

Naughty SMS

Din mai karoge to sust rehoge,
Raat mai karoge to chust rehoge,
Roj karoge to khus rehoge,
Din raat karoge to tandurust rehoge..
What ??
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Sms yar.

Hum LADKE hr kaam m kmal kr de
Jo wada kre wo pura hr hal m kr de
Kya jrurt hai Ldkiyo ko LIPSTICK lgane ki
Hmse khe hm chum-2 k hi lal kr de.

Squeeze the whole body, rub everywhere, kiss at top, lick & suck the flesh.
Oh.. You'll not understand.
:Thats the way to eat a Mango.
HAPPY MANGO SEAS

Kuttay ki maut

Kuttay ki maut

Tum kuttay ho kuttay hi rahoge,
Tumhari aane wali sari naslain,
Kuttay ki maut marengi,
Tum khud bhi kuttay ki maut maroge!
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Billine yeh kuttay se kaha aur chali gayi!

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Funny Hindi SMS

Funny Hindi SMS

Wah Faraz Wah.!
Ankhon Me Nami Thi Or Vitamins Ki Kammi Thi
Jis Se Sari Rat Baat Ki Wo Girl Friend Ki Ammi Thi

Reality larkio k sath shopping krna bohat mushkil hai . ‘
lena kuch nahi hota bus . .
yeh dekhoooooo wo dekhooooo yeh kia ha wo kia hai
5 ghantay lagtay hai phr gol gapay kha k or . .
dupata pico krwa k wapis a jati hain…

ALLAH ne mjhe itni izzat di hy k
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Jb b mai SmS bhejun tou Log Sar or Nazren Jhuka kr sMs parhte hain.

Us nay apnay ghar k samnay itna bada kutta bandh lia hai,
= faraz =
Aur kehti hai
“ishq di gali wichu koi koi langda”
(‘,’)
lO BANDA AB KESE GUZRE,

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2+5=11 Kaise huwa

2+5=11 Kaise huwa


Can u think k
2+5=11
kaise aye?
Socho-Socho
Nahi maluum?
Thoda aur dimag lagao
Abhi bhi nahi?
OK let me tell u k
kaise aye
Are buddhu
itna bhi nahi jante..
“GALTI SE”

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