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Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Indian Jokes

 Indian Jokes


Story of the day Ek ladka raste se ja raha tha.Usse ek chirag mila.Uss ne usse ghisa.Tho ek zordaar            dhamaka hoa.moral of the story:Aladin ka zamana gaya,beta, ye bomb ka zamana hai-Mumbai Police


 Huband was teaching english to his wife.
  wife in afternoon-chalo DINNER le lo..

 Husband-Dobi is LUNCH kehte hai..
 Wife - Doba ye Dusre din ki raat ka khana hain...


3College Days:-
TV - 3 ghanta
PC - 2 ghanta
Sona - 12 ghanta
Khelna - 3 ghanta
Dost - 2 ghanta
GF/BF - 2 ghanta

Aur padhai
.
!!! GHANTA !!!


Baba Ramdev: Swiss Bank se
Black Money INDIA le aao.
.
.
Rajnikanth-Khabardar,Koi Mere
GULLAK ko hath nahi
lagayega!..


1 Larka 1 Larki Ko Propose Karta Hai.

Boy:
I Love U..

Girl :
Thapar Marungi.

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.
Mukka Bhi Khayegi Phir...

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