Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Hindi Funny Jokes

Hindi Funny Jokes

Pehli bar kisi chehry pr ja kr nazr tehri hai,
Uski nazr sahil se bhi zaida gehri hy,
Thak gaya apny pyar ka izhar krty krty,
Tb ja kr pta chala k wo dono kanO se behri hy:-)
(‘ ,’)
! ? O’ me to avain avain avain avain lut gaya:-)

4 cheezain khatam hone pe bohot tkleef hoti hai…
1– Mohabbat
2– Rishta
3– Aietebar or
4–ITWAAR:-D

Great lines by joseph jamadaar:
Kamyabi Toilet ki Smell ki Tarah Hoti Hai…!
Bardasht Tab Hi
hoti Hai, Jab apni Ho..! “funny But True”

Son:Papa aaj ammi itni khamosh kyun bethi hain??
Papa:
kuch nahi,
Tumhari ammi ne Lipstick mangi thi,
Mai ne ELFi dedi….


“TRUE WORDS”
Jis Rasty pe chalo
Nazren jhuka k chalo..
Is se na sirf Izat barhti hy
balkey
Kisi k Giry hue paise milny k bhi chances hoty hn.

Us Bewafa Ki Yaad Mein Jam Hathon Mein Utha Liya
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Phir Lgaya Bread Pe Aur fatafat Khaa liya.
(“,)
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BACHu: Sare AASHIQ Sharabi Nhi Hoty

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