Funny Hindi Shayari

Funny Hindi Shayari

TUM DOOR SAHI MAJBOOR SAHI……
YAAD TUMHARI AATI HAI……
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TUM SAANS WAHAN PAR LETE HO…..
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AUR ”BADBOO” YAHAN TAK AATI HAI……

ARZ KIYA HAI
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aapke chehre pe udaasi…..
aankhon me nami hai…..
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aapke chehre pe udaasi…..
aankhon me nami hai…..
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national namak istemaal karo….
aapme ‘iodine’ ki kami hai………..

arz kiya hai
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teri galiyon me na rakhenge kadam aaj k baad…………
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kyoki kichad bahut ho jata hai barsaat k baad……..

Apne deewane par kyon itna zulm dhaati ho,
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Apne deewane par kyon itna zulm dhaati ho,
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Khwaab mein bhi baap ko saath laati ho.

Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
upar likha hai most wanted
neeche 25 paise ka inaam hai

Jab TuM Is Duniya Se Jaoge
Aur Dur Kahin Ek Naya JanaM Paoge,
Is Baar Jo Hua So Hua,
Agli Baar 1 LaMbi Pooch
Aur 4 Tange Paoge…

mere dost tanhai me na waqt bitaya karo……..
kabhi kabhi mehfilon me bhi aaya karo..
kya hua jo toot gaye hai saamne k 4 daant..
fir bhi muh khol k muskuraya karo……