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Main Brahmachari, Tu Brahmachari
Jidhar dekhi nari, Udhar line mari,
Pati to pat gayi nahi to,
Phir se Brahmachari



Galat nazar say dekho gay to har taraf kharabi nazar ayegi,
Sahi nazar say dekho gay to har sunder ladki tumhe bhabhi nazar ayegi…



Dil me hamare baat tab bahut khatki,
jab ek bail ko sadak par T.V. dekhte huye paya,
Mamla sara tab samajh me aaya
jab Miss Palam pur ko dekhkar wo muskuraya........


Ram ne dhanush chalaya to Sita dod ke chali ayi,
Kishan ne bansi bajayi to Radha dod ke chali ayi,
Mein ne siti bajayi to kambakht apne baap ko leke chali ayi.


PYAR KAR TO "AIK" SAY KAR...................
HO SAKAY TO KISI NAIK SAY KAR..........................
JAB TAK NA MILAY SACHA DILDAAR.......
KUM SAY KUM TRY TO HAR "AIK" SAY KAR


Theres an urgent meeting in the jungle!!!!!!!!!!!!
Both there.. lions, tigers, cheetas and ape & etc.,
but the meeting can`t start,
because the monkey is reading this text.....


Kitne khoobsoorat hai tumhara husn,
Khud ko doosro ki nazar se bachaya karo.
aankho me surma lagana hi kafi nahin,
plz!!! gale me Nimbu-Mirch latkaya karo


Exams ke 1 din pehle syllabus dekha,to yaad aaya "kuch to hua hai kuch ho gaya hai",exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,"sab kuch alag hai sab kuch naya hai".........................



Zindege ka safar u he guzar jayega,7 pheron ke saath koi tumse bandh jayega,abhi bhi waqt hai kisi se pyaar kar lo,kya pata kal kaun sa cartoon tumhare saath bandh diya jayega...........


Hamne tumhare yadon mein,
ro ro ke tub bhar diya,
magar tum itne bewafa nikle,
ki naha ke chal diye........


AmEriCan 2 SarDAr: hamare mulk me 99% shaadiyan E-MAIL se hoti hain,,
Sardar: Kamaal hai hamaare mulk me 100% shaadiyan female se hoti hain..


Dil karta hai,1 patthar loon,aur uss par pyar se likhoon,i miss u..............
Aur phir kheench ke maroon tere sar pe,tab pata chale,kitna dard hai teri yaad mein...................



Tere gham me tadap kar mar jayenge,
Mar gaye to tera naam le jayenge,
Rishwat de ke tujhe bhi upar bulayenge,
Tum upar aaoge to saath baith ke kurkure khayenge.