Sunday, May 18, 2008

funny sms and sayari

her koi ker raha hai arman phudi ka
phudi pe mar raha hai insaan phudi ka
phudi bhi rabar ka lun bhi rabar ka



Ye3 Sookha andar jatga hai, or geela bahar ata hai.
andar daal k hilao tu apna asar dekha k ye bay jaan sa bahar ata
hai, ye kuch or nhi tapal tea bags hai.


"motiyan, bela, phool, kaliyan,
dekho yaroo shad hain na,
aj tumhari salgirah hai,
dekhoo ham ko yaad hai na!"

A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B'DAy


Johnny, George, and Bert were driving along in their pickup when they saw a sheep caught in the fence with its hind end up in the air.

Bert said, "I wish that was Sharon Stone."

George echoed, "I wish it was Demi Moore."

Little Johnny sighed, "I wish it was dark . . . "


what do you get if you cross a sheep and an octopus?

A sweater with 8 sleeves!


A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B'DAy


what do you get if you cross a sheep and an octopus?

A sweater with 8 sleeves!


Whats the difference between someone who has been bitten by a mosquito and a 100 meter athlete about to start a race?

One is going to itch, the other is itching to go!


whats the best time to pick apples?

When the farmer's dog is tied up!

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