Sunday, May 18, 2008

funny sms and sayari

why is honey scarce in brazil?

Because Brazil has only one B


what gets into the house through a keyhole?

A key ofcourse!


what do you get when you cross king kong with a bell?

ding dong king kong


Wife: i had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

Husband: You should have known the minute I asked you to marry me


Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto.

A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.


Amitabh: Thank you for calling customer care... rishte mein to hum tumhare baap lagate hian filhaal ek customer care hain...

Customer: (angrily) I NEED YOUR MANAGER

Amitabh: Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere baap ko chor kaha tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne meri maa ko gaali dekar naukri se nikaal diya tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere haath pe yeh likh diya tha... uske baad uske baad mere bhai.. Tum jis manager ko kahoge main laaonga.


1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
pappu : legs
Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
pappu: paisay
Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain
girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain
ki wajah se roti hai?
pappu : kaan main ched
MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain



A:Hasta luego
B: Whats that?
A: GoodBye in Spanish.
B: Poison!
A: Whats that?
B: Goodbye in any language!

what did vampire's mom said to him?

Shut up and drink ur soup before it clots

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