dhup niklay aur surso pilli na ho,
to phir app nay yeh kasay soch liya kay
neend may ap ki yaad ahay aur shalwar gili na ho..
If u hav 2 eggs between ur 2 legs u r a man
but if u hav 4 eggs between ur 2 legs don"t think
u r a superman someone is F**king u
Patni ne Arz kiya hai ki....
"Zara Dhire se CHODO Sanam,
Mehangai ka Zamana hai..
2 inch ki Chut ko Zindagi Bhar Chalana hai
Girl and boy lost in jungle After two days of struggle
for food and water, girl said-dear plz fuck me.
boy asid: why? girl said: abey kuch to ander jayega.
MADAM said to a naughty boy!
Jab main sakht hoti hon to bohat sakht,
NAram hoti hon to bohat naram,
NAughty boy said !Madam aap to bilkul meri LULLI Jaisee ho..!!!!!!
Sardarni: kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale gaye.
Sardar: tumne unhe roka nahi?
Sardarni: bahot roka par bole ab aur taakat nahi hai, kal aayenge
Daughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke jahan apna
l*nd dalte hain, bachha wahin se nikalta hai?
Mom: Haan.
Daughter: Oh my god! To kya mera bachha mere muh se niklega?
Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD.
When its bad, its Still pretty good
3 Galz having lunch.
1st said" i saw d condoms in boss drawer.
2nd said: i also saw & punchered them.
3rd Said: HaramZadi pehle batana tha na !!
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