Ek ladka apne papa se,
Son:papa main kaise paida hua tha?
Father: Beta maine aur teri mammi ne mannaten mangi thi tb tum paida haye.
Son: Aur aap?
Father: Mere papa aur mammi ne bhi mannatein mangi thi.
Son: Achchha apne yahan ye chodne-vodne ka system nahin hai kya?????????
Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani
antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.
Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman?
A: A computer doesn"t laugh at a 3½ inch floppy.
Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi...
Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de..
A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work..
If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"
Make luv to ur galfriend on Valentine day.
She"ll give u gud news on Mothers` day n u"ll hv a child
on children`s day. Don"t try this on everybody.
U"ll hv bad news on Dec 1 (AIDS day)
A dentist was caught raping a girl. Next day headline,
"Dentist caught filling wrong cavity".
Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES
Which Part...
of a man"s body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...
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