Funny Shayari

Funny Shayari

Taj Mahal kya cheez hai
main to usse bhi bara mahal banaoonga,
arre Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi,
main to tujhe zinda hi dafnaoonga.

Manzil ki taraf badte chalo
jo dil kahe woh raha chalo
peechhe walo ko age na jane do
jo aage hai unse aur aage niklo
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Tabhi tum ek ache RICKSHAWALE ban sakte ho……

Aye dost tu bhi likha kar shayari
meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jaye ga
Log fhekenge Ande tamatar
To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intezaam Ho Jaye Ga.


Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa ghar le jaaoge.
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Wada to nahi karte dosti nibhaynge,
koshish yahi rahegi apko nahi satayenge,
zarurat pade to dilse pukarna,
hagte bhi rahe to bina dhoye ayenge….!!!!.
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THE JANAAZA OF MEHBOOB
NIKLA FROM THE GALI OF MEHBOOBA
WITH LOTS OF ZOR AND SHOR
THE MEHBOOBA JHANKING FROM THE DOLI
AUR BOLI MAR GAYA “HARAMKHOR”