a mosquito falls in love with a hen.
one day they kiss each other
The hen dies of malaria and mosquito dies of bird flu.
Moral: True love might never die but lovers like these die a horrible death :D
seller: yeh bakra 20000 ka
yeh 10000
yeh 5000
or woh wala sirf 500 rupee.
custmr: 500 ka kyun hai?
seller: china ka hai, koi guarantee naheen ghar jaa k bhonkna shuru ker dai
Allama iqbal bethey naddi key kinarey
bachon ney un ko pathar marey
Iqbal ney farmaya:
falak key sitaro, zameen ki baharo
khotey de putro, battey to na maro
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