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Yoon to paththar na maro pani me isse bhi koi pita hoga. Yoon to paththar na maro pani me isse bhi koi pita hoga. Zindagi mili hai jeene ke liye,usse haske jeeo, Ke aapko dekh kar bhi koi MUSKURATA hoga
Nazar Ko Badlo To Nazare Badal Jate Hai, Soch Ko Badlo To sitare Badal Jate Hai, Kashtiya Badal ne ki jarurat nahi, Disha Ko Badlo to Kinare Khud-b-Khud badal jate hai.
Hosley buland kar raaston par chal de, Tujhe tera mukaam mil jayega, Akela tu pehel kar, Kaafila khud bann jayega,
Rok do mere JANAZE ko JALIMO... Mujhme jaan aa gayi hai,Peeche mudke dekho KAMEENO.... SHARAB ki dukan aa gayi hai. !! CHEERS ....!! Marna Cancel.
Ek kasak dil mein dabi reh gayi, Zindagi mein unki kami reh gayi, Itni ulfat k baad b vo mujhe na mile.. Shayad meri mohabbat mein hi kuch kami reh gayi..
Dosti koi lafaz nahi jo zubaan kaha jaey, Dosti koi kilona nahi jis ke saat kila jaey, Dosti koi phool nahi jisse thoda jaey,
Dosti koi kaagaz nahi jisse pada jaey
"Old friends are Gold! New Friends are Diamonds ! If u get Diamonds, Dont Forget Gold Because Only Gold can Hold a Diamond hafia zaheer shaikh
Friendship isn't about whom you have known the longest, who came first or who cares the best.. Its about who came and never left.
H-M T-M is not complete without "U" & FR-ENDSH-P will never complete without "I" So "U" &"I' have to be there forever if u want HUM TUM 2 Be Good Friend.......hum
Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.( Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
Santa waitin at bus stop in UK along with 3 women. When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet! Santa: Why don't u cook something else.
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.
Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha. Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.
Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly!
Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye. Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When did you start? Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray.
Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary. Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track. Banta: Santa u'll die. Santa: U'll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform?
Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa! Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.
Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door? A: Because it was an entrance exam.
Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog! Banta: Oh! That’s terrible. Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions."
Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other. Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.
Santa and Jeeto were on an African Safari when a lion sprang out of nowhere & draged Jeeto with his jaws. Jeeto: Shoot him, Shoot him! Santa: I can't. I ran out of film.
Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles. Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note'
Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc. Doc: wht happened? Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai
Jeeto & Preeto were talking about their new milkman. Jeeto: He's very good looking, punctual & dresses so smartly. And so quickly too!, said Preeto
While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole. Banta: R u ok? Santa: Yeah! Banta: Did u break anything? Santa: No, there's nothing down here
to see light,look at sun..to see love look at moon to see light,look at sun..to see love look at moon..to see beauty,look at nature..to see hope,look at future..but,to see all of this,look at the mirror....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Talk 2 me wen I’m Bored, Talk 2 me wen I’m Bored, B with me wen i’m Sad, Hug me wen i Cry, Care 4 me wen i’m Sick, Don’t ever cry 4 me wen I die! Just treasure me wen I’m ALIVE.
Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!
It feels nice when some1 misses u It feels nice when some1 misses u, feels good when some1 loves u. feels better when some1's with u. But it feels the best when some1 never 4gets u.
SMILE: SMILE: S: Sets u free M: Makes u special, I: Increases ur face value, L: Lifts up ur spirits, E: Erases all ur tensions, So, please keep smiling.
7 Glances= 1 Smile 7 Glances= 1 Smile 7 smiles =1 meeting 7meetings= 1 kiss 7 kisses= 1 proposal 7 Proposals=1 marriage and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems
When we sigh about our problems, When we sigh about our problems, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E. But when we laugh about them... they become ö ö ö ö ö BuBBLes! Have a bubbly life!
Our friendship has become our HABIT Our friendship has become our HABIT even if U take out H-ABIT remains.Take out A ,still BIT remains ,Finally take out B,still IT remains.... Cool sms Shayari
You know your 1 smile can cause 100 people die Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die, so u can decrease this over population, so baby, please keep on smiling.
It is scientifically proved It is scientifically proved that suger can dissolve in water,so please dont go outside when it is raining, cuz u r the sweetest in the whole world.
I think U r very careless!! I think U r very careless!!!U come & leave things behind!!!! See now what u have left??U just came in my mind & left a smile on my face....
Only the open heart receives Only the open heart receives LOVE Only the open mind receives WISDOM Only the open hand receives GIFTS and... Only the CUTE 1's receive MESSAGES From ME!
Nice people are blessed people, Nice people are blessed people,ever friendly, always smiling,forgive easily, hold no grudges and keep no malice. Send thisto a nice person. I just did.
An apple keeps the doctor away An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.
You are Genius u r genius, ur mind is a master piece.It is divided into left and right.In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.
May God increase ur Happiness. May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol, and decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu.
Fresh Flowers for u I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.
It only takes a minute It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone an hour to like someone a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone
Remember me and bare in mind Remember me and bare in mind A faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and true So dont go changing old for new!
Difference between pleasure and torture What is the diff between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of u & torture is thinking of u 2 much.
If you see some one without a smile, If you see some one without a smile,give him one of yours ,because you are among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.
9 lessons in life: 9 lessons in life: Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!
If i were to describe true love than If i were to describe true love than i wud describe it as what a snowman did to a snow woman, he gave her a warm hug and they both melted in each others arms...
sum ppl say happiness is lyf sum ppl say happiness is lyf. others say it's freedom. &sum say it's money... but happiness 4me is just having da opportunity 2know u!!
Aapki Dosti hamein is kadar pyaari hai, Jis tarah bin paani ke machli bechari hai, Ab na aur kuch khawish hai, Bus tum DOST bane raho ye hi tum se guzarish hai shreek
Shaam hote hi chiragon ko bujha deta hoom, yeh dil hi kaafi hai tere yaad main jalne ke liye.
Jaan hai mujkho zindagi se pyari, jaan ke liye kardoon kurbaan yaari, jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumari. Ab tumse kya chupana, TUM hi toh jaan hamari.
Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..!
Tere dvar par sanam, hazar baar aayenge,? Tere dvar par Sanam hazar baar aaenge,! ganti bajayenke aur....., bhaag jayenke....ha ha ha.
Log apna banake chod dete hai. Rishta gairo se jod lete hai.. Hum to ek phool bhi na tod sake. Log to dil bhi tod dete hai
Kabhi hosla bi azmaa lena chahiye, Bure waqt main muskura lena chahiye, Jab saat din main bhi khujali na mite, to 8ve din naha lana chahiye.
Wife ne bola: I will die. Husband: i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!
Jab Gabbar paida hua to uski maan ne us se 3-4 thappad lagaye Gabbar's Father: Kya baat ho gayi? Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KTNE AADMI THE....
Zindagi aik gift hay {QABOOL KIJYE} Zindagi ek ehsaas hai {MEHSOOS KIJYE} Zindagi ek dosti hai {DOSTI DIJIYE} Zindagi ek dard hai {BANT LIJYE} Zindagi ek MILAN hai {MUSKURA LIJIYE} Zindagi ek Judai hai {SABAR KIJIYE} Zindagi ek Aanso hai {PI LIJIYE} Zindagi akhir Zindagi hai
Har aahat ehsas hamara Dilaegi, har hawa qissa hamara sunaegi, Hum itni yaade bhar denge aap k Dil me, na chahte hue bhi aap ko yaad hamari aaegi. I miss u, do u?
Hamare pyare member TARUNESH CHIKATE ne beje hue pyare pyare hindi aur english sms and jokes
Saath rehte rehte yuhin waqt guzar jayega Door hone ke baad kaun kise yaad aayega Jee lo ye pal jab humsath hai kal ka kya pata, waqt kahan le jayega
zaroori nahi ki doston mein baat hoti rahe zaroori nahi ki doston mein mulakaat hoti rahe zaroori hai to bas ki dost jahaan bhi rahe use hamari yaad aati rahe
Jhukin nazaron say ikrar matt karna, Nazarain uthakar inkar matt karna, Raat bharr tadapte ho kissi ki yaadoan main, Aur humse kehte ho kissi se pyar matt karna..
Yaad bankar hum hamesha aapke dill main aate rahenge, Yuhi waqt bewaqt tadhpate rahenge, Dua karo ke umar chotti ho hamari, Varna zindagi bhar hum aapko aiise hi satate rahenge.
Ek baat… jo kehte kehte chuppa li jaye.. Ek yaad… jo seene se laga li jaye… Jante ho shayri kuch u hi hoti hai dostoon.. Ke ik dil ki aawaz chand se lafjo main chuppa li jaye.
Ek hi nazar me aap hamare MEHMAN ban gaye, Do baate kya ki sara jahan ban gaye, Pas rehkar bhi log humare ban na sake, Dur rehkar aap hamari Jaan ban gaye.
Aankon me rahne walon ko yaad nahi karte, Dil me rahne walon ki baat nahi karte, Hamari to ruuh me bas gaye ho aap, Tabhi to milne ki fariyad nahi karte,
Dil ka rishta hai humara Dil ke kone main hai naam tumhara Har yaad main hai chehra tumhara Zinadgi bhar dost bankar main rahoonga tumhara
5 Lovable words :- ” I am alone without u” 4 Pleasant words :- ” I care 4 u” 3 Sweet words :- ” I like u” 2 Special words :- ” Miss U ” 1 Important words :- ” you”
Hatho me hoti hai lakire hazar, Kisi mein gum to kisi mein khushiyo ki bahar, Bahut shidat sai dhoondta hun us lakir ko mai, Jisme khuda ne likha ho tumhara pyar.
Zindagi Hai To Khwaab Hai Zindagi Hai To Khwaab Hai Khwaab Hai To Manzilein Hai Manzilein Hai To Fasaley Hai Fasaley Hai To Rastey Hai Rastay Hai To Mushkilein Hai Mushkilein Hai To Hausla Hai Hausla Hai To Vishawas Hai Vishvas hai to Paisa hai Paisa hai to Shohrat hai Shohrat hai to Izzat Hai Izzat hai to Ladki hai Ladki hai to Tension hai Tension hai to Concern hai Concern hai to a Khayaal hai Khayaal hai to Khwaab hai Khawab hai to Growth hai Growth hai to Zindagi hai Zindagi hai to khwaab hai Matlab duniya Gol Gol hai Bas ghumnewala chahiye……
Kisiko apna banane me der lagti hai, ek vada nibhane me der lagti hai, pyar to pal bhar me ho jata hai, magar unhe bhulane me umar lagti hai..
Jaan se bhi zyada unhe pyar kiya karte the, yaad unhe din rat kiya karte the, ab un raho se guzra nahi jata, jaha baith kar unka intezaar kiya karte the.!
Gam-e-ulfat main hum had se gujar gaye, ki unke isqe main hum deewane ban gaye, humne to sunai thi apni daastain-e-dil unko, vo zalim samjhe gazal aur wah wah kar gaye
Unki julfo ke tale hum zamana bhula dete hain, vo ek nazar se kitne armaan jaga dete hain, ishq to unko bhi hai humse ye jaanta hain hum, phir bhi na kah kar kyoin vo iss dil ko saza dete hain
Muskan tere Hoton Se Kabhi Jaaye Na, Aansun tere Palkon Pe Kabhi Aaye na, Poora Ho tera Har Khwab, Aur Jo Poora na Ho Woh Khwab Kabhi Aaye Na…
Na misaal milegi tere husn ki iss kaynaat main, tu itni kasis bhari khoobsurti kahain se layi hai, labo hain maykhane aur ankhain chalakte pamane, aye khuda jaane aaj kis kis ki shamat aye hai.
Jalate hai hum apne dil ko diye ki tarah Teri Zindagi main khushiyon ki roshni lane ke liye Seh jate hai har chubhan ko apne pairon tale Teri Rahon main phool bhichane ke liye..
Yun durr rehkar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte, Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte, Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho, Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte..
Yakin har rishte ki buniyaad hota hain , tut jaaye agar to judna mushkil hota hain , kehna aasan hain humain yakin nahi hain tumpe, lekin dard is cheez ka be-panah hota hain.
Aansu ko bahot samjhaya tanhai me aaya karo, Mehfil me hamara mazak na udaya karo, Ispar aansu tadap kar bola, Bhari mehfil mein aapka dil akela na rahe, Itna bus usse samjhaya karo..
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi, Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi, Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki, Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…
Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain, Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)
Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si, Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi, Bartan Lelo Bartan….
Woh hamari gali me aaye… Woh hamari gali me aaye… Woh hamari gali me aaye… Aur chillake bole….. Paper Raddi wala !!!!!
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai:)
खाके गुजिया, पी के भंग
लगा के थोड़ा थोड़ा सा रंग
बजा के ढोलक और मृदंग
खेलें होली हम तेरे संग।
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Holi ki aisi saam, liya prabhu ka naam,
Mhare piya ne pila dayi mohe bhaang
Mhare ko ab koun bachay haye…
Mhare piya holi khelan aye,holi khelan aye!!
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Holi k rang bikhrenge,
Sang piya hum ab bheegenge,
Holi mein aur bhi rang hoga
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Mere piya jab mere sang hoga !!
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Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaang, laaga k thora thora sa rang, baaja ke dholak aur mridang, khele holi hum tere sang.
HOLI MUBARAK
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Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko, HOLI ka Tyohar
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Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai,
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai,
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein,
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai
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Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya, humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya. HOLI se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya?
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Saade rang ko galti se aap naa kora samjho,
Isi mey samaaye indradhanushi saaton rang,
Jo dikhe aapko zindagi saadagi bhari kisi ki,
To aap yun samjho satrangi hai duniya usiki,
Holi aayi satrangi rango ki bouchar laayi,
Dher saari mithai aur mitha mitha pyar laayi,
Aap ki zindagi ho mithe pyar aur khusiyon se bhari,
Jisme samaaye saaton rang yahi shubhkamna hai hamaari.
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Lal, gulabi, neela, pila hathon me liya samet,
Holi ke din rangenge sajni, kar ke meethi bhent.
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Pichkari ki Dhar,
Gulal ki bauchar,
Apno ka pyar,
Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar.
Happy Holi!!!!
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Rangon se bhi rangeen zindagi hai humari, rangeeli rahe yeh bandagi hai humari,
kabhi na bigde ye pyar ki rangoli, aye mere yaar aisi HAPPY HOLI.
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Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
Sitaro ne aasman se salaam bheja hai,
Mubaraq ho aapko holi ka tyohar,
Humne dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.
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Rango ke tyohar mein sabhi rango ki ho bharmar,
Dher saari khushiyon se bhara ho aapka sansar,
Yahi dua hai bhagwan se hamari har bar,
Holi Mubarak ho mere yaar!
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Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaang, laaga ke thoda thoda sa rang, baja ke dholak aur mridang, khele holi hum tere sang.
Holi Mubarak!
Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai.
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Chadenge jab pyare rang, ek meri dosti ka rang bhi chadhana.
Lagne lagenge tumhe suhane sare rang,
Aur meri dosti ka rang chamkega hurdum tumhare sang.
Bolo sarararara....
Wish you a very mastiful and colourful Happy Holi!
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Apun wishing you a wonderful,
Super-duper,
Zabardast,
Xtra-badhiya,
Xtra special,
Ekdum mast and dhinchak,
Bole to ekdum jhakaas
“Happy Holi”.
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Sardarji is filling up a job application........................... He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc. Then came the column Salary Expected..................... After much thought he writes: Yes..................
ek qaidi ko police walay zor zor se maar rahay hote hain. wo usko jitna maartay wo utni zor zor se hans raha hota hai. ek danda parta... cheekh cheekh kar hansta... hahahahhaha. . thapar parta.. or zor se hansta .. hahahhahahah. akhir police walay pareshan aagaye. ek Police walay ne poocha bhai tumhara masla kya hai? tumeh hum mar rahay hain or tum hansay ja rahay ho? Qaidi bola: Tumeh pata he nahee hai tum ghalat aadmi ko maar rahay ho !..... hahhaha
It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone & a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone
Wot u see as truth wot u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies.although we may change & drift apart,ill always value u deep within my heart! If I get scared,wld u hold me tight?If I make a mistake,wld u make it rite?If I build a fire,wld u watch over e flame?If I say i miss u,wld u feel e same?
My eyes R hurting coz I can't C U, My arms R empty coz I can't hold U, My lips R cold coz I can't kiss U but, My heart is breaking coz I'm not with U!
I luv u & u luv me,I fought it was easy as ABC,u made me upset,u made me hurt,u neva tried, i new it woodnt work u didnt think,u didnt c,I really thought it was ment 2 b
Luv will fly if held too lightly.Love will die if held too tightly.How should I hold u.How do I know if I'm still keeping you or I'm letting go... i heard someone whisper ur name, but when i turned around to c who it was, i notice i was alone, then i realize it was my heart telling me that i miss u. among ur frens i care 4 u da most, among ur frens i lov u da most, among ur frens u hurt me d most coz....i know dats all im 2 u... among ur frens
i no u think dat u broke my heart but i knew ur game rite from da start. i saw ur game and played it 2 so look here playa da jokes on u!
i hide my tears when i say your name but the pain in my heart is stil the same.though i smile and seem carefree theres no1 who misses u more than me!! 4getn u is hard 2 do, 4gtn me is up2 u, 4gt me not, 4gt me neva, but don't 4get, we're gr8 2gether
i luved u once u luved me not.i luved u twice but i 4got.u neva luv me u neva will but even so i luv u still. sending you a hug to ease your stress.a kiss to make you smile and my heart to say i'm thinking of u. i miss you Remember me and bare in mind A faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and true So dont go changing old for new Luv can be bad,it can treat u lik dirt.Theres always a risk of u getting hurt.Luv is restless & luv is a flirt.Luv has places to go and people to hurt. Wen life changes & we go our separate wayz.u will still be in my heart til my dyin dayz.i tell no lie dis is true.da world has nva seen a freind like u Weve gone our own way our lives grew apart & weve made a life wiv another.but despite of how far apart we grew 2 me there still is no other I miss u wen ur far away.I think about u every nite & day.Even if we cant b 2gether.I will miss u now & forever
So btween da miles & btween da years ts inevitable but its true.dat seasons may change & people may change but my heart always belonged 2 u! Ur the one i love.the one I need.but bad mistakes Ive done indeed.in search for forgivness and happyness too.I want to say that I love u I'd climd the highest mountain.I'd swim the ocean blue I'd do anything at all my dear- Just to get away from you. As we go on we rememba all d times we had 2gether.&as our life changes cum whateva we will still be "friends forever"
dosti aesi nibhao ki . dekhne wale dangrah jaye , khuda bhi aa ke tumse puche , ky hum bhi tumhare dost ban jaye ?..........
Sitaron ke aage bhi koi jahan hoga,Jo na dekha kabhi woh sama hoga.... Us jahan ke saare hasin nazaron ki kasam,Aap sa pyara dost dusra kaha hoga....
A memory lasts forever and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say GOOD BY
Dosti ka rishta anokha he na gulab sa he na kanto sa, Dosti ka rishata to us dali ki traha he jo gulab aur kante dono ko ek sath jode rakhta he aakhri dum tak.......
Dosti ki tadap ko dikhaya nahi jata, dil mein lagi aag ko bhujaya nahi jaata, Kitni bhi doori hoe dosti me, aap jaise dost koe bhualaya nahi jaata.
After a long tym Silence Breaks,Frm D bottom of my Heart i Frail,Yesterday,Today, n Tomoro, Only ONE Thing Prevails, A ShIp that Nvr Breaks, FrIeNdShIp
Dosti ka pehala paigaam aapke naam, jindgi ki aakhri saans aapke naam, rahe salamat yeh dosti apni, ise salamat rakhana aapka kaam.
The best teacher is ur heart, The best healer iis time, The best judge is ur conscious. Ur best friend could only be GOD & ur CUTEST FRIEND can only be ME!
friendship is a horizantal which expands when ever we approch it.
Many hands i shake, Many friends i make, Best of them are few, One of them is U
Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega, jub hum hi na rahenge tho dosti kaun karega, Aye khuda, mere dost ko salaamat rakhna, varna mere jeene ki dua kaun karega!
Friendship is a special kind of love and One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives
Har dua kubul nahi hoti,Har aarzu puri nahi hoti ... Jinke dil me aap jaise dost rehte ho,Unke liye dhadkan bhi jaruri nahi hoti....
Friendship never speaks volumes it never demands proof.....it never has a happy ending too.....simply bcoz it doesnt end as longas frnds r true......Gudnite
A Special Smile A Special Face A Special someone I cant replace A Special Hug From me to u 4 the special person I have found in YOU!
haquiqat mohabbatki judai hoti hain. pyar may to sirf ruswai hoti hain. hamari taraf haath bada kar to dekho. dosti may kitni saachai hoti hain.
Dil me tumhare apni kami chod jayenge, Ankhome intezar ki lakir chod jayenge, Yaad rakhna dhundte rahoge hame, Dosti ki aisi kahani chod jayenge.Khuda se koi bat anjaan nahi hoti, jab insaan ki jindagi beimaan nahi hoti, Kabhi manga hoga humne pyara sa dost varna yunhi aapki humse pehchaan nahi hoti..!
A faithful friend is the medicine of life and True friendship is a plant of slow growth.
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
Takdeer ne chaha takdeer ne bataya,Takdeer na tumko humse milaya... Khushnaseeb the hum ya woh pal,Jab tumsa anmol dost is zindagi me aaya....
True friends stay together and never say goodbye! Friends Never say goodbye, they say hello!!
Aap ki yad aayi, ankhe khuli. varna jagne vale hum na the, dosti pe jinda he aap ki, varna jinda rehne vale hum na the.
Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship--never.
FRiendship is a network that needs,no recharge,no roaming,no validity limit,no activation,no signal problems,no low bettari,FriendShip is life time in coming.
Suna hai asr hota hai baton main, tum bhi bhool jaoge do chaar mulakatoon main, humse rooth kar jaoge kahan, tumari to dosti ki lakeer hai in hatoon main.
Aisa nahi ki aap yaad aate nahi, Khata sirf itni hai ki hum batate nahi, Dosti aapki anmol hai hamare liye, Samajhte ho aap is liye hum jatate nahi..
Nazar tumhari, Nazar hamari, Nazar ne dil ki nazar utari, Nazar ne dekha nazar ko aise, ki nazar dosti ko lage na hamari.
Log milte hai.... EVERY TIME !! Pasand aate hai.... SOMETIME !! Dosti hoti hai...... ONETIME !! Jo rehti hai........ LIFETIME !
Teri dosti ki taarif juban pe aane lagi,Tumse dosti ki aur zindagi muskurane lagi... Yeh meri dosti thi ya teri achhai,Ki meri har saans se tere liye dua aane lagi....
Hasroton ki nigahon pe sakht pehre hai na jane kis umeed pe dil thehra hai teri chahaton ki kasam ae dost apni dosti ka rishta pyar se bahut gehra hai.
Apni dosti phoolon ki tarah na ho jo ek bar khile aur murjha jaye balki kaaton ki tarah ho jo ek bar chubhe to bar bar yaad aaye.
Khamoshiyon me ek ada itni pyari lagi,Aapki dosti hume sabse nayari si lagi.... Yeh na tute kabhi yahi dua hai kyon ki yahi duniya me hume hamari lagi....
Khawabon me aanewale tera shukriya,Dil ko behlanewale tera shukriya.. Kaun karta hai is zamane me kisi se dosti itni,hume dost kehnewale tera shukriya....
SMS means: S=Symbol of Friendship... M=Method of communication in two hearts... S=Sweet waiting for the favourite person... Friendship is like a war; easy to start, difficult to end and impossible to forget. So I am having war with you & hope you don t want peace.
Inspiration Care Peace Balance Intellect Vitality Love If friendship was a rainbow,I d have the brightest one called YOU who brightens up all my days ......always
risthey to uhni mil jate hai , dosti bananeme sadion guzar jati hain, risthon ne to risthey ko thukraya magar hum ne dosti me dushmaan ko bhi gale lagaya
Between a 1000yesterdays and a million tomorrows theres only 1 today.I wouldnt let this pass without saying this to you.Thanx for sharing ur friendship with me.
Fursat kise hain Jakhmo pe malham lagane ki.Neegahe badal gayee apano aur baigano ki.Tum na chhodna dosti ka haath kabhi.Warana tamanna na rahegi naye dost banae ki.
In a group of Flowers ROSE is most AMIABLE ,In a group of Stones DIAMOND is most VALUABLE , In a group of FRIENDS U r the Most ADORABLE .....
Ankhon se dur ho par dil se nahi, Dil me zarur ho par milte nahi, bus yehi gila hai tumse dost, tum milte zarur ho par dil se nahi..
friends are like apage in a book of life.Every page with a different subject.But u r my index page ,covering every subject of my life...
KABHI DOST KEHATE HO,KABHI DUA DETE HO,KABHI WAQT BEWAQT NEEND SE JAGA DETE HO.PAR JAB BHI HUMASE BAATEN KARATE HO...KHUA KASAM HAME KHUSHISE HASA DETE HO.
I cant find a reason why God gave you to me But thats not the question to be asked May be the question is how did God know that I needed a person like you
Gadha bhi jo na khaye wo ghaas ho tum,Stupid idiot bakwas ho tum. 52 Jokro wali taash ho tum,par phir bhi jo bhi ho Yaar Dost bahut Jhakkas ho tum....
Zindagi Udas Hone Ka Naam Nahi,Dosti Sirf Paas Hone Ka Naam Nahi.Agar Tum Door rehkar Bhi Hume Yaad Rakho,Is Se Bada Hamare Liye Koi Inaam Nahi!!!....
True love is like missed call,It comes to u but before u get it,It gets away...But true friends are like SMS that comes to u and gets stored in ur Inbox...
Phool aisa ho jo baag ko khushbu se bhar de,Hamsafar aisa ho jo andheron ko roshan kar de,Dost aisa ho zindagi ko khushi aur mobile ko SMS se bhar de...
Yeh WORLD hai na WORLD, is mein do tarah ke log hote hai; Ek jo kabhi kisi ke dil mein jagah nahi bana paate aur doosre jo kabhi kisi ke dil se juda nahi ho paate.. HUM aur TUM in doosre logon mein se hai!!
Suraj paas ho na ho, Roshni aaspas rehti hai, Dost paas ho na ho, Dosti aas pas rehti hai, Waise hi aap paas ho na ho, aapki Yaadein hamesha paas rehti hai!
Har raat ko chand ka shingar nahin milta, Har bagh ko phool ka dulaar nahin milta, maine bhi duniya dekhi hai dost, Har dost ko aap jaisa DOST nahi milta!
Friends r like films, some r musical, some r romantic, some r adventurous, some r comedy & yet others are tragedy, but very few like u r Oscar Winning!
kisi ki chahat par jinda rahne wale hum naa the, kisi par mar mitne wale hum naa the, aadat si pad gayi hai aapko yaad karne ki, varna kisi ko yaad karne wale hum naa the.
Nadiyano se kinnare choot jaate hain, Aasaman se taare toot jaate hain,Zindagi ki rah mein aksar aisa hota hai,ki jinhe hum chahte hain wahi aksar hum se rooth jaate hain.
Nice People r like d wind. U'll never know what'is inside their Heart......But u'll always feel their presense. "Hey, U'r 1 of Them."
God picked up a flower n dipped it in dew, he lovingly touched it, which turned into u, and then he gifted to me n said this sweet friend is 4 u..!!!
Life is sin90 =1 Love is cos90 = 0 but Frndship is like Tan90 = Infinity it has no value in this universe .I am happy to have a frnd like u................. Ekk khwab, Ekk kheyal, Ekk hakikat ho tum, Dosti me padne wali har jarurat ho tum, jisko roj Ekk sms karne ko dil kare, Arre yaar ajib musibat ho tum....
The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight I see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great 2 have a friend like U! :)
Court Order - U R Accused 4 crawling in 2 my heart and hijacking my smiles with UR sweet msgs. Ur sentenced 2b my Friend 4 ever. Maitri... Nako Phula sarakhi, Kshanbhar sugandh denari. Nako Surya sarakhi, Satat tapaleli. Nako Chandra sarakhi, Divasaa saath na denari. Nako Sawali sarakhi, Kayam pathalaag karnaari..... Maitri... Asavi Ashrun sarakhi, Sukha-dukhhat saman saath denari.....
Do you know a word which has end in it but can never end................................................................................. yeah you are rite it s FRI END
When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don t wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, because I did it and I found you
Girti hui baarish ki bundon ko apne haton me samet lo, jitna paani tum samet paye utna yaad tum humen karte ho, jitna pani tum samet nahi paye, utna yaad hum tumhe karte hai
Yaadna karoge to Satayenge, Ruthoge to Manayenge. Royoge to Hasaynge, DOST hai hum SAYA nahi, jo ANDHERE main SAATH chor jayenge
OUR FRIENDSHIP IS NOT LIKE PEPSI YEH DIL MAANGE MORE, OUR FRIENDSHIP IS NOT LIKE MARUTI VERSA ZINDAGI MEIN SAATH SAATH CHALNE KA MAZAA, OUR FRIENDSHIP IS LIKE JIVAN BIMA POLICY ZINDAGI K SAATH BHI ZINDAGI K BAAD BHI........
A little less ego, a little more understanding, a little less argument, a little more concern, thats what keeps friendship 4ever..
Apun dono ki dosti ekdam jakkash hone mangta; Jakkash bole to Apun HAAR tu MOTI, Apun SABJI tu ROTI. Apun PANI tu TANKI, Apun TARZAN tu MONKEY.
Aaj bhi pakadi hai dosti ki doori!!!Don t loose hope is a moral of story!!!!.... Jisne sikha life mein kisi se na jhukna!!!,Hamari dosti se milega bhaiya..Umeed se dugana..
Meri dosti ka hisaab jo lagaoge,To meri dosti ko behisaab paoge... Paani ke bulbule si hai meri dosti,Zara si thes lagi to dhundhte reh jaoge....
hamare har raaz ka jo humraaz hai, jo saaya bankar har pal hamare saath hai, hamari har khushiyo ka jo haqdar hai, tu hi to wo hamara dost lajawab hai....
The making of friends who are real friends, is the best token we have of a man s success in life.There is nothing better than the encouragement of a good friend.
Luv is UN-STOPPABLE, Luv is UN-IMAGINABLE, Luv is EMOTIONAL, Luv is DESTINY, Luv is JOY, BUT a FRIEND like U is 1% more then LUV.
Mulakaat maut ki mehmaan ho gayi hai... Nazar ki duniya veeraan ho gayi hai.... Ab meri saans bhi meri nahin rahi.... Ye Zindagi aapki dosti par kurbaan ho gayi hai...
Suna hai asar hota hai baaton mein,Aap bhi bhul jaoge do chaar mulakaton mein.. Humse bachkar kaha jaoge,Aapki dosti ki lakeer hai in haathon mein..
Dhalti shaam ka khula ehsaas hai,Mere dil mein teri jagah kuch khaas hai...Tu nahi hai maloom hai mujhe,Par dil kehta hai ae dost tu yahi mere paas hai...
Teri dosti me ek nasha hai,Tabhi to yeh duniya hamse khafa hai...Na karo hamse itni dosti,Ki dil hi puche bata teri dhadkan kaha hai...
Yaad karte rain yaaron ko, yaadon se dil bhar aata hai, kabhi saath jiya karte thesab, aaj milne ko dil taras jata hai
Dur hote huve bhi Dosti ka Rishta nibhate hai aap, Na jane kyun Dil ko lubhate hai aap, Yeh kaisa karishma hai aap ka, Jo hum ko itna yaad aate hai aap.
Ekk khwab, Ekk kheyal, Ekk hakikat ho tum, Dosti me padne wali har jarurat ho tum, jisko roj Ekk sms karne ko dil kare, Arre yaar ajib musibat ho tum....
1+1=2 Eyes that look at U.. 4+1=5 Senses miss U. 12+12=24 hrs thinking about U.3+4=7 days in week miss u. 1+11=12 Months I need A friend Like U..
Friendship is like Chinaware so handle it with care, if it is broken it is hard to repair....
Let me guess what are you doing.?Reading a book?Na! Na! Na! Listening music ? OOOhhhuu! Watching TV?Nah..! Caught you missing me & reading my sms.na..! Oh now u r smiling...!
Got a Gift For U...No Costs!No Batteries required!Tax Free!Performs Silently!Extremely Personal!Fully Returnable!It's A *##HUG##* From Me To U...Happy B'day...
Your friendship is a Blank Cheque for me.Its an asset not a libility always a credit not a debit,always a profit not a loss & I hope it will never bounce...
When nights r long & friends r few.I sit by my window & think of U. A silent whisper, a silent tear. With all my heart! Wish u were here! Gud nite!
""!""!""!""!""!"" 1 2 3 4 By any Measure You are SPECIAL! GOD Made U one Such PERSON! Don't let Anything ever change you.
I dropped a tear in the OCEAN while thinking of U...And I promise to be ur friend till I find it...
Meaning of Friendship : - F-------FOREVER R-------RESPONCIBLE I--------INTELLIGENT E-------EAGER TO MAIL N-------NICE D-------DIVINE S--------SIMPLE H-------HEARTLY I--------INTERSTED P-------PEACEFUL
Birth is like a DOT ,Life is like a TIME .Love is like a TRIANGLE ,But FRIENDSHIP is like a CIRCLE having no end.....
Sweet like honey,Costly like money,Blessing like shower,Pretty like a flower Busy like a bee,Thank God for giving my Friend a Friend like me...Takdeer Ne Chaha Takdeer Ne Bataya Takdeer Ne Aapko aur Humko Milaya Khushnasib the hum ya woh pal jab aap jaisa Anmol dost is jindagi me aaya
Chand ki chandni shayad madham pad jaye, Pholon ki khushbo shayad fheki pad jaye, Par hamari dosti mehakti rahe, Shayad zindagi ke lamhe kam pad Jaye
Jab koi khayal dil se takrata hai,Dil na chah kar bhi khamosh reh jata hai... Koi sab kuch kehkar dosti jatata hai,To koi kuch na keh kar bhi dosti nibhata hai....
Dosti ka koi rang nahi fir bhi woh rangin hai, Dosti ka koi chehra nahi fir bhi woh hasin hai, dosti ka koi ghar nahi kyo ki woh to aap k aur hamare dil me hai..........
dost milte hai yahan dil ko dukhane ke liye....ungliyaan rakhte hai woh humpe uthane ke liye
Log kehte hain acche aadmi mar kar sitare ban jaate hain... Magar hum kehte hain acche sitare gir kar tum jaise dost ban jaate hain...
Nice friends r gifts not easily gained. It roots from one s heart & involves memories that stay.. Not 4 a moment, Not 4 a day, but FOREVER SMS means: S=Symbol of Friendship... M=Method of communication in two hearts... S=Sweet waiting for the favourite person...
Sabse intelligent koun: TUM sabse smart koun: TUM sabse strong koun: TUM in sab me TUM se jyada koun: HUM Lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun: HUM TUM
Hum dosti me had se guzar jayenge. Yeh zindagi apke naam kar jayenge. Aap roya karenge hume yaad karke. Apke daman me itna pyar chod jayenge.
A FRIEND IS SWEET WHEN ITS NEW, ITS EVEN SWEETER WHEN ITS TRUE, BUT U KNOW ITS SWEETEST WHEN ITS U
A true thought: When you are up,your friends know who you are.When you are down,you know who your friends are.....
Hum doston ko bhulte nahi hain,Magar yeh baat jatate nahi hain... Doston ko hamesha rakhte hain yaad,Hum bhulne ke liye dost banate nahi hain...
True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.
A friend is sweet when its new..but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you.
i searched many things to give u as a gift, but i cudnt found any thing to give u, so i thiught there is nothin but trust,care,love nd the softness of our friend ship. so b gud.
Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!
Good Song-Few Minutes Happy,Good Film-Few Hours Happy... Good College-Few Years Happy,Good Friend Like U-Life Long Happy..
One day LOVE asked FRIENDSHIP, Why are you in the world when I am here? Friendship smiled & said, TO SPREAD SMILES WHERE YOU LEAVE TEARS.
Waade bhi doston ne kya khoob nibhaye, Zakhm muft aur dard taufe mein bhijwaye, Is se badhkar wafadaari ki misaal kya hogi, ki maur se pehle dost kafan le aaye
dictonary is the only place where death comes before life,divorce comes before marriage,and success comes before work. but friend comes before relatives!!!!
Unka aashiyan dil mein basa rakha hai,unki yaadon ko sine se laga rakha hai. Pata nahin aap hi yaad aate hai kyon,dost to humne hazaaron ko bana rakha hai.
Ham aapki yaad mein udas hain, bas aapse milne ki aas hai. Chahe dost kitne bhi kyun na ho. Apne liye to bas aap hi khas hai.
Jiske pass kuch nahi hota use log haste hai, aur jiske pas sabkuch hota hai usse log jalte , aur hamare pass Dosti hai usse pane ke liye log tarste hai
Dost hazar nahi sirf ek chahiyeSukh-dukh me de saath woh yaar chahiye... Hum Kisi ko bhulate nahi,Lekin jo yaad rakhe hume woh yaar chahiye....
Tujhe apna muqaddar atate hain hum,Khuda ke baad tere aage sar jhuate hai hum.... Dosti ka rishta tod mat dena,Is rishte ke dum par muskurate hain hum....
Lips do not join when,we say love.. sign of distance, >>>> but when we say FRIENDSHIP,lips join.. sign of togeterness ..so be my friend 4ever!!!
Khuda mehfus rakhna mere us dost ko jisne bhula diya mujh badnaseeb ko, usse kahna intezar karta hai koi.. es duniya me uuse bahut pyar karta hai koi..
Lovely Roses and Lovely You, And Lovely are the things u do, but loveliest is the friendship of the two, 1 is me and the other is U.
Dectionary is the only place where DETH comes b4 LIFE,SUCCES b4 WORK,DIVORCE b4 MARRIAGE,but best part of this is that FRIENDS come before RELATIVE.SO always try to be a FRIEND.
Ice is a cream, luv is a dream but r friendship is evergreen. Don t make friends bfore understanding & don t break a friendship after misunderstanding
Flower n Friend SMS! Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar se gahara koi nahi. Ab aapki kya tarif karu... Dost me aap jaisa... Nalayak koi nahi!
When tears flow in your eyes... Always remember two things: I m here and I care I love you more then yeterday, and less then tomorrow Love comes and goes but friends stay forever!
Dost ek saahil hai tufaano ke liye, Dost ek aaina hai armaano ke liye, Dost ek mehfil hai anjaano ke liye, Dosti ek khawaahish hai aap jaise dost ko paane ke liye !! Aye dost teri dosti uss ghadi tadpaayegi, Jab zindagi kahegi alvida, Aur maut bhi naa aayegi ! .
Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai, Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat hai, Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai, Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jasbaat hai !
Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasweer bana sakta hoon, Tujhse mile bina tera haal bata sakta hoon, Hai meri dosti mein itna dum, Apni aankh ka aansoon teri aankh se gira sakta hoon !!
Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge, Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge, Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge, Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge ! Dosti achchi ho toh rang laati hai, Dosti gehri ho toh sabko bhaati hai, Dosti naadaan ho toh toot jaati hai, Par agar dosti apne jaisi ho.... .... Toh itihaas banaati hai !
Tumse doori ka ehsaas sataane lagaa, Tere saath guzaraa har lamha yaad aane laga, Jab bhi tujhe bhoolne ki koshish ki aye dost, Tu dil ke aur bhi kareeb aane laga ! Kaun kehta hai Dost tumse hamari Judaai hogi, Ye Khabar kissi aur ne Udaai hogi, Shaan se rahenge aapke Dil mae hum, Itne shayries mein Humne kuchh toh Jagah banaai hogi.
Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge, Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge, Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge, Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge
Raatein gumnaam hoti hai, Din kisike naam hota hai, Hum zindagi kuch is tarah jeete hai, Ki har lamha doston ke naam hota hai !
Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari, Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari, Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari, Ab tumse kya chhupaana, Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari !
Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari, Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari, Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya, Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari ! True friends are like Diamonds. they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves. they are scattered everywhere
Koi ankhon se baat ker leta hai, koi ankhon me mulakat ker leta hai, bada mushkil hota hai jawab dena jab koi khamosh rehker saval ker leta hai.
I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you all promise to remain my friend !!!
Zindagi udas hone ka naam nahi, Dosti sirf paas hone ka naam nahi, Agar tum dur rehkar bhi hamhe yad karo, is se bada hamare liye koi inam nahi
Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge, Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge, Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge, Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge ! dosti mein dil ka tamasha dekha nahi jata, humse tuta hua sisa dekha nahi jata, apne hisse ki khusiya bhi de du tujhe, aye dost tera utra hua chehra dekha nahi jata dosto ek rishta hai jo aankho se byan hota hai
I love so much my heart is sure.As time goes on I love you more,Your happy smile.Your loving face No1 will ever take your place I am in da emergency room now talk'n to da doctor he says it doesn't look good he says I am going to die... If I ever stop loving YOU Girl ur clever girl ur smart.girl ur like a work of art.girl ur y girl ur fine.d only thing u aint is mine! Sweet as a rose bud bright as a star cute as a kitten thats what u are.bundles of joy sunshine and fun you are everything i luv all rolled into 1 there was an headcount of angels in heaven,pandemonium strucked discoverin dat an angel is missin,pls call heaven &tell dem ure safe wit me,my sweet angel 8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning... i love you
Thought of u 2day,dats not new,thought of u yesterday + da day b4 2, ill think of u 2mor + my whole life thru & ill think of u 4eva coz i think da world of U
i luv ur eyes i luv ur smile.i cherish ur ways i adore ur style.Wot can i say?ur 1of a kind & 24/7 ur on my mind! A special smile a special face.a special someone i cant replace.i luv u i always will.uve filled a space no one can fill!
I believe that God above created u for me to luv.he picked you out from all the rest cos he knew id luv you the best! I have liked many but loved very few.yet no-one has been as sweet as u.I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.just for the pleasure of a moment with u.
As I lie awake in my bed.All sorts of thought run through my head,Like why do I love u as much as I do.den I realise its because u r u! I am opening an emotional bank account for u sweetheart,so deposit your love in it and you will get the interest it is hard to talk when your in love because when i look into your beautiful i get my breath taken away
Ur my strength, My luv, My heart.Ur luvn touch i long 4 so mch,Ur voice so softly dat whispers i'm ur's 4ever b mine my baby "I LOVE U"
baby i have an addiction problem.people say i shud go to rehab but I always tell the m i dont wanna go cause im addicted to ... YOU
ill drop a tear drop into the ocean & the day i find that tear drop is the day i stop loving u! one day the moon sed 2 me, if ur lover makes u cry why dont you leave ur lover.. i looked at the moon n replied would u every leave ur sky? if i could die early i would ask God if i could be your guardian angel, so i could wrap my wings around you and embraces you whenever you feel alone... there was an headcount of angels in heaven, pandemonium strucked discoverin dat an angel is missing, pls call heaven & tell dem ur safe wit me,my sweet angel
When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, because I did it and I found you
When u feel alone just look at the spaces between ur fingers remeber that in those spaces u can c my fingers locked with urs 4ever!!! R.for red ,red for blood ,blood for heart, heart for love, love for u ,u for me, me is u , I love u Love is like a golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain youll break my heart 4ever!xxx
1000 words 1 cood say.1000 wishes 1 cood pray.1000 miles legs cood walk.1000 sounds a mouth cood talk.1000 times ill b true.1000 ways 2 say i luv u!
U say u luv me & want 2 hold me tight.those words run thru my head day & nite.i dreamt u held me & made me see dat 4ever 2gether we wood be!
True luv is hard 2 find.Special 1-1 of a kind.But the luv inside of me is true.It appeared the day i met you! Accidents do happen.i slip- i trip- i stumble- i fall & usually i dont care at all.but now i dont know what to do cos i slipped and fell in love with u There are a million stars and a million dreams, you are the only star for me, the only dream i dream
I love 3 things! The sun, the moon and U! The sun for the day, the moon for the night and you forever!
if i died or travelled far, i'd write ur name on every star,so everyone could look up & see, dat u mean the world 2 me
A real story happens to a girl in chennai recently.. must read
Her name was Priya. She was hit by a lorry. She is working in a call centre. She has a boy friend named Shankar. Both of them are true lovers. They always hang on the phone. You can never see her without her handphone. In fact she also changed her phone from Airtel to Hutch, so both of them can be on the same network, and save on the cost. She spends half of the day talking with shankar. Priya’s family knows about their relationship. Shankar is very close with Priya’s family. (just imagine their love) . Before she passed away she always told her friends “If I pass away please burn me with my handphone” she also said the same thing to her parents. After her death, people cant carry her body, I was there. A lot of them tried to do so but still cant , everybody including me, had tried to carry the body, the result is still the same. Eventually, they called a person who know to one of their neighbours, who can speak with the soul of dead person , who is a friend of her father. He took a stick and started speaking to himself slowly. After a few minutes, he said “this girl misses something here”. then her friends told that person about her intentions to burn her with her phone. He then opened the grave box and place her phone and SIM card inside the casket. after that they tried to carry the body. It could be moved and they carried it into the van easily. All of us were shocked. Priya’s parents did not inform Shankar that Priya had passed away. After 2 weeks Shankar called Priya’s mom. Shankar :….”Atte, I’m coming home today. Cook something nice for me.Dont tell Priya that I’m coming home today, i wanna surprise her.” Her mother replied….. “You come home first, I wanna tell you something very important.” after he came, they told him the truth about Priya. Shankar thinks that they were playing a fool. He was laughing and said “dont try to fool me - tell Priya to come out, i have a gift for her Please stop this nonsense”. then they show him the original death certificate to him. They gave him proof to make him believe. (Shankar started to sweat) He said… “Its not true. we spoke yesterday. She still calls me. Shankar was shaking. Suddenly, Shankar’s phone rang. “see this is from Priya, see this…” he showed the phone to priya’s family. all of them told him to answer.he talked using the loudspeaker mode. all of them heard his conversation. Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming. It is the actual voice of Priya & there is no way others could use her SIM card since it is nailed inside the grave box they were so shocked and asked for the same person’s (who can speak with the soul of deal perosns) help again. He brought his master to solve this matter. He & his master worked for 5 hours. Then they discovered one thing which really shocked them…
i want ur sweet smile i want to smell ur sweats i want to breathe ur feels i want to hear ur sweet name always i want to hold u in my arms to make u mine i want u inside my heart thats where i feel u will be safe.. be mine always and u shud be mine becoz U HAVE CAPTURED MY HEART AND CAPTIVATED MY SOUL(Anand goel)
i want ur sweet smile i want to smell ur sweats i want to breathe ur feels i want to hear ur sweet name always i want to hold u in my arms to make u mine i want u inside my heart thats where i feel u will be safe.. be mine always and u shud be mine becoz U HAVE CAPTURED MY HEART AND CAPTIVATED MY SOUL
Dosti achchi ho toh rang laati hai,
Dosti gehri ho toh sabko bhaati hai,
Dosti naadaan ho toh toot jaati hai,
Par agar dosti apne jaisi ho….
…. Toh itihaas banaati hai !
Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari !
Tumse doori ka ehsaas sataane lagaa,
Tere saath guzaraa har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jab bhi tujhe bhoolne ki koshish ki aye dost,
Tu dil ke aur bhi kareeb aane laga !
Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari,
Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari !
Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge,
Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge,
Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge,
Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !
Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai,
Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat hai,
Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai,
Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jasbaat hai !
Khuda Hi Khuda Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai, Jidar dekho udar khuda hai, idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai jidhar nahi khuda hai….udhar kal khudega!
Recent News Headlines : Softdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides. Insan to newspaper padh sakte hain par janwaro ka kya hoga kyonki…. Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !
Pyaar Ise Kehte Hain Jawani ko zindage ki nikhaar kehte hain, pathjad ko chaman ka majdhaar kehte hain, Ajeeb chalan hain duniya ka yaaro, Ek Dhoka hain Jise hum sab “PYAAR” kehte hain !
Bhagwan ke naam pe 1 patni dede… Apni nahi toh dusre ki dede…
Bhagwan tujhe 1 kay badle3 dega Anurag ki tarah Prerna kay saath Aparna aur komolika free dega… Baithe tere khayalon mein, Kore kagaz pe likh dala tera naam…
Tasvir bhi utaar dali,Aur likha yeh paigam… Zinda ya Murda pakdnewale ko 5000/- inaam… Macchar ne jo kata… dil main mere junoon tha. Khujli hui itni… dil be sukoon tha.
Pakada to **** diya yeh soch kar ki…. Sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha… Khuda kare tujhe har jagah se satkar mile, Mujh se bhi acche yaar milen.
Rakhi ko teri girlfriend tujhe rakhi bandhe, Aur tujhe zindagi bhar us se behan ka pyar mile… Aapke hi charche har gali mein hain, Har ladki ke dil mein aapke liye pyar hai.
Ye koi chamtkar nahi,Time hi aisa hai… kyonki kuch hi dino me RAKHI ka tyohaar hai… har khushi ko teri taraf moor doo. Tery liye chand taare tak toor doo.
khushiyo k darwazey tere liye khol doo.. Itna kaafi hai ya do char or jhoot bole doon…. Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi, Jhom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi,
Bhiga main phir bhee teri yaad ayi, Ab nahin raha jata, CHATRI LAUTA DE BHAI… Ek ladki thi dewani si. Mob lekar chalti thi, nazre jhukake,
Mob mein kuch karti thi. Jab bhi milti thi mujhse, Yehi pucha karti thi… Ye chalu kaise hota hai? Yusuf ka husn, Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai, Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai,
Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat, Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai… Industrian sari mere yaar khaa gaye, Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar khaa gaye,
Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating, Banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye…….
Befor the networks get jammed, before the sun sets before the fireworks die out and before the clock ticks twelve here’s wishing u a happy new year… ======================== Sarson da Saag makke di roti achhe doston ki jodi aur shabhi ka pyar ye naya sal tera khub gujare yaar…
Christmas time is coming, Better get ready for that day. Time to start buying presents, Time to make dinner plans.
Parents running around the mall, Trying to figure what to buy their family. Kids making decorations at school, For their Christmas tree at home.
Couples start making dinner plans, Before it is too late. Grandmothers making cookies, Enough for everyone in the family.
Families at home decorate their trees, That signify a little something of their past year. Everyone has a great time at doing it, Not giving a care of what they do.
Christmas is unforgettable, No matter what age you are. It is the happiest season of the year, That everyone will remember the rest of the year.
Safar lamba hai, Dost banate rahiye, Dil mile na mile, Hath badhate rahiye, Taj na banaye, Costly padega, Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye.
** Suno! Mehsoos karo, Badal ki Garaj, Bijli ki chamak, Barish ki ek ek bond, Tum se Cheekh cheekh kar Kah rahi hai, “Ab to naha lo”
** Marne par humain janat mile na mile, Ye hava ye fiza mile na mile, SmS karne main kasar mut chorna Maloom nahi opar jaa kar mobile mile na mile
** Aap k chehre pear ghazub ki smile hai Suna hai aap k pass b mobile hai Jis mein “SmS” ki aik moti is file hai Phir bhi sms nahi karte yeh kon as style hai
** Gandhiji Ager DON Hote To Kahte Hamare Sir Per Baal Aane Ka IntZaar to 11 Dukanon k Hajam Kar Rahe Hain Lekin Takle Per Baal Aana Mushkil he Nahi Namumkin Hain
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Aapko phone kiya to network bola, Namaskar, paglo ki duniya me aapka swagat hai, Aap jis pagal se baat karna chahte hai Is waqt uska DIMAAG switch off hai plz try later
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Aap k brain ki x-ray report AA gai hai, 10g mitti, 10g kankar pathar, 25 type k kire makore, 5g makri k jale and 500g bhusa. Kamal hai! Mujhe lagta tha k khali hoga
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Chuhe ne sherni ko Propose Kiya. Sherni : Chal Bay!! Kabhi Shishe Me Apni Shakal Dekhi hai? Chuha: Are Pagli Shakal Pay Mat Jaa Confidence Dekh
Hasna hamara kisi ko gawara nahin hota, Har musafir jindagi ka sahara nahin hota, Milte he bahut log is tanha jindagi mein, Par koi dost tumsa pyara nahin hota
Humnay Dil Tora Dharkanoun Kay Khauf Say Apni Basti He Mita Di Barishoun Kay Khauf Say Kon Kehta Hai Hamein Mohabbat Ras Agaye? Hum Tu Youn He Hans Daitay Hain Ansoun Kay Khauf Say
Jab bhi yaad aate ho ye nazrain jhuka leta hon, Bheegi bheegi palkon se Tumhe hoton tak la leta hon, Tumse jo kuch keh na paya khud se woh sab kehta hon, Guzri lamhe guzri baton ko yaad karta rehta hon, Dil main bebasi nazron ki berukhi si khamoshi ko apna leta hon, koi khol na de ye raaz ko daar ke nazrain hi jhukaye rakhta hon..
Har baar apki salamati ki dua karenge, teri arzoo main apni hasti fanaah karenge, tum chahe daman bachalo humse lekin…. Hum marte dum tak aapse wafa karenge!
Kuch rahe na rahe, teri mohabbat ka sahara rahe Pyar main dooba, hamesha ye dil hamara rahe Khushian teri, sare ghum mere hon dua yehi hai Ankhoon main, sada chehra tumhara rahe
Intezaar rehta har shaam tera, yaadain katati hain le-le kar naam tera… Muddat se baithe hain yeh aas paale, Ki aaj aayega koi paigaam tera….
Na thi JISKO mere pyaar ki kadar… Itefaq se USSI ko chah rahe they hum… Usi diye ne jalaya mere hathon ko, Jisko hawa se bacha rahe they hum.!
Waqt aur khushi tere Gulam Honge, Har Pal aur Pehlu Tere Hi naam Honge, Jara Mud Kar Dekhna Mere Dost, Tere Har Kadam ke neechemere hatho ke nishan Honge… janaja wo mera rukwa ke bole, lautenge kab tak kahan ja rahe hain?? saja jindagi ki yahan katkar hum , jahan se chale the wahan ja rahe hain
unse shikayt b kya karein.. humnae b kabhi izhaar nahi kiya… hum unkae liye tadap-tae hain… jinho-nae kabhi,humse pyaar nahi kiya
yun toh yaadein puraani nahi hoti.. pyaar pana sabki kismat nahi hoti.. hum dil rakh aaye unkae dar par, yeh jaantae huve, ki unki nazraein zammeen par nahi hoti
apni har ik saans teri ghulam kar rakhi hai logo mein ye zindagi badnam kar rakhi hai, aaina bhi nahi ab to kisi kam ka, hamne to apni parchhayi bhi sanam tere naam kar rakhi hai
kudrat ke usoloon me badal kyon nahi hota. jo aaj hua hain wah kal kyon nahi hota. har zheel main lehre hain aur har zheel me pani, phir sabke mukudar main kamal kyon nahi hota. jab tune hi duniya ka yeh divan likha hain , toh har aadmi ek pyaari si gajal kyon nahi hota. baar baar na milne ki kasam khakar bhi mile hum, phir aapne hi irado per aamal kyon nahi hota
Hum likhte nahin the kisi jamane mein, par teri aashique ne shayar bana diya Dil to hasta aaya hai jamane se par ik pal to toone rula diya Jaan phir bhee na nikali is diwane mein se kyonki tere pyar ne mujhe amar bana diya
tujhse bichude hue mujhe ho gaye arse yaad teri bahut aati hai dil tujhse milne ko tarse zamana to pehle se dushman tha humara ab mausam ko bhi dekho bin badal sawan bares apane na ho sake jo dil kaa qaraar ho kar aaNkhon mein bas gaye hain rang-e-bahaar ho kar pahale na ye Khabar thi hai maut dil kaa aanaa jo phool khil rahaa thaa khaTakaa vo Khaar ho kar ham dil mein dafn kar ke sab murdaa hasaraton ko Kaamosh jal rahe hain shamm-e-mazaar ho kar
ham apane dil kaa fasaanaa unhen sunaa na sake lagi hai aaG jo dil mein use bujhaa na sake teri talaash mein dar-dar ki Thokaren khaayin meri wafaa ke qadam phir bhi Dagamagaa na sake zaraa to soch ke us dil kaa haal kyaa hogaa jo door reh na sake tere paas aa na sake ham unko yaad na karate pe dil kaa kyaa kijiye hazaar bhoolanaa chaahaa magar bhulaa na sake
badanaam na ho jaaye muhabbat ka fasaanaa ai dard bhare aaNsuo aaNkhon mein na aanaa duniya mein muhabbat ki yehi reet hai ai dil jal jaanaa magar honTon pe fariyaad na laanaa
Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge, Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge, Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge, Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !!!!!
Jindagi kya kya khel dikhati hain, never ever thought that there could be an india pakistan final.. and on top of it never thought that i’ll miss sucha pure excitement and a match which can anytime include unadulterated fun… i’m in office right now, and that too on a meeting :-) well as a silver lining to this dark cloud, the meeting is a teleconference and so i’ve scores being displayed on my screen.. (thank u god!) everyone else is on the top floor in cafetaria watching it on projector and here m i along with 3 - 4 other unfortunate individuals who are in the office doing work.. the meeting is being conducted with my colleages from a country which is still aloof from the fever of cricket.. kaisa nasseb hain… and pak got 4 sixes in a span of 6 over changin the course of the game.. i’m having goosebumps as of now..15 ball 26 runs… 13 balls 20 runs wicket :):):):):) 12 balls 20 runs 10 balls 18 runs
mereko tension hoing…
and this meeting not ending
m so god damn excited, been to the loo 5 times in last 25-30 minutes..
dot ball…
8 balls 17 runs…
wicket… yipeee… phuck u a$$h@le$…
wuhuuuuuuuuuu tim tim laka lak tim tim laka lak… and lots or runs… :( computer down
browser stuck shit!!!
6 balls 12 runs…
loo
six…. big shit… and den a wide ball..
we 3 4 left out ppl flock on a single computer.. waiting for the browser to refresh… and whooooooooooooooooooooosh…
me and MG run outside and found them hearing live commentry on the phone..
and the first 20twenty world cup goes to india… my india… our india…
yipeeeee…. just now RD and HV came to meet me, were telling that it was awesome an atmosphere in the cafetaria to watch the match with 200 - 250 similar frenzy indian supporters…
i missed the fun, but even i lived the moments.. on the IP network… india won the first ever 20-20 world cup.. nothing else matters…
Twenty-20 - World Cup Final Post match presentation interview between Shastri and winning caption Dhoni
In the post-match presentation, Ravi Shastri to Dhoni “Congratulations to you and the whole Indian team for winning this world cup. You guys have produced a great nail baiting show.. and deserve the cup. We welcome you to share the joy with us.”
Dhoni “Thanks Ravi, the match was pretty close encounter between two great teams and our guys held the nerve to win the game and cup.”
Shastri, “Who was the main reason for this thrilling victory?”
Dhoni, “All us played well but I would say the main reason and man behind this great victory is ” Ajit Agarkar ”
Shocked Shastri…, “Agarkar ? ? .. how come Agarkar… he didn’t play the final “..
Dhoni, “Yeaph.. that’s the reason we won this low scoring match.. if he could have bowled in final, Pakistan would have scored the winning runs from his 4 overs….”
Shastri, “ok.. fine, To whom you want to thank for winning this final…”
Dhoni, “The team doctor deserves the credit… he really helped us to prepare for the final…”
Shastri, “Is it? ?…. how the doctor helped to prepare for the final… he is not the coach or physical trainer…Dhoni. . I am getting confused ”
Dhoni, “Ravi… nothing to confuse… he has failed Sehwag in the fitness test according to our game plan and we managed to pick a good playing team.. thus we weigh the doctor’s contribution as very high… infact its better than our team effort in the field.. our game tactic worked well”
Shastri, “To whom you want to dedicate this World Cup?”
Dhoni, “The entire team including myself wants to dedicate this cup to Sachin, Dravid and Ganguly…”
Shastri, “I really really appreciate you… its good that you have so much respect for the seniors….and you ….”
Dhoni interrupts.. .. “Ravi.. let me complete… India would have exited in the Group matches if they decided to play in the series… thank god they opted out and we managed to play cricket and won the cup..”
Shastri, “The match was thrilling encounter and was concluded by a single mistake of Misbah.. Isn’t it? ”
Dhoni, “Yes you are right, after lofting the ball Misbah told me that he has send the ball to where there was no one….but he didn’t know that there is a malayali in every corner of the world…. This single mistake has costed the Pakistani’s game and the cup…”
Shastri faints and Dhoni receives the CUP and thats the end of the great Twenty-20 world cup……… ……
A 16-year-old boy comes home with a brand-new Porsche one day. As you might expect, his parents freak out a little bit.
"Where on Earth did you get that car?" demands his mother.
"I bought it today," the boy calmly replies
"With what money?" his parents exclaim. "We know what a Porsche costs."
"With my allowance money," answers the boy. "It was just 15 bucks. And look, here's the title to it!"
This gets the parents even more worked up. "Fifteen bucks??? Who the heck sells a brand-new Porsche for fifteen bucks?" they ask.
"It was the lady that just moved in up the street," says the boy. "I don't know her name. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars."
"Well, there must have been some kind of mistake," says the mother. Turning to her husband, she says, "John, you go right up there and see what's going on."
So the boy's father walks up the street, where he finds an attractive middle-aged woman in the front yard planting petunias.
He introduces himself and says he's looking for a woman who just sold a Porsche to his son.
"Oh, yes," she responds. "That was me. I hope he's enjoying it!"
"Er... Yes, very much," replies the father. "But to tell you the truth, we can't understand what just happened. Why in the world did you sell it for such a low price?"
"Well," she says, "this morning I got a phone call from my husband. I thought he was on a business trip, but I learned from a friend that he ran off to Hawaii with his secretary and really doesn't plan to come back.
He said he was stranded and asked me to sell his new Porsche and send him the money. So I did."
1) Apke saath rahte rahte hume chahat si ho gayi. Apse baat karte karte hume aadat si ho gayi. Ek pal na milo to bechaini si lagti hai. Dosti nibhate nibhate hume to mohabbat ho gayi
2) Hanskar Wo Gum ki Saza dete hain, Zeher mein Thoda sa Pyar Mila dete hain. Jab bhi Naam Aata hai Unke Diwano ka, Log Meri Taraf Ungliyan Utha dete hain..!
3) Raat pe savera chha gaya,suraj roshni ke saath aa gaya,ye mahol subaha ka sabhi ko bha gaya,aur aap ne aankh kholi to msg hamara aa gaya...
4) Aye raat tu mere akelepan par havi mat ho, Varna tu us din pachtayegi, jab mera mehboob meri bahon me hoga, Aur tu ik pal main nikal jayegi....
5) 1 Request kabhi udas mat hona. 1Sugest-jo pal dukh de unhe bhul jana. 1 Arju-khusi k palo ko sanjo k rakhna.Aur 1Tamanna-Hamesha muskurana.
6) Jaankar b wo muze samaz na paaye, dekhkar b wo muze pehchan na paaye, khud hi karli bewfai humne taaki unpar koi ilzaam na aaye..
7) Jab bhi tum pukaroge,hum daude chale aaenge.,kafan me lipte chita se uth ke chale aaenge.,agar jal gaye to koi gum nhi dost,rakh banke hum udte chale aaenge.
8) Apni Neend se to hum bi pyar karte hain,is liya aapki neend subah-2 kharab karte hain, log rabb ko, hum aapko good morning ke sath yaad karte hain..
9) Tumse milkar ho gaya hame zindgi se pyar, Ab beech rah me chhod kar mat jana mere yaar Bin tere hum ji na payenge, Tum na hoge to hum Aapna kise bnayege.
10) Rishtey nibhana Hume Bhi Sikha Do Zara, Is Dil Ke Kone Me Hume Bhi Bitha lo Zara, Hum Aapko Yaad Hai Ya Nahi, Ek Sms Karke Ye Bata Do Zara.
1. The more I think of you, the more I 2. Love you; I cannot see how any one could 3. Hate you. You have always been to me an 4. honest, faithful friend, and I hope my love is not an 5. Object of contempt. It is true that Once I said 6. I would never marry, but that was before 7. I loved you. That assertion you know was 8. uttered in a bragging manner, in fact not but 9. a lie, and I do not know why I made it. If I 10. could even pluck up enough courage to 11. offer you my hand I know very well you 12 would be surprised and I doubt if you 13 would accept it. I do not think I would 14 listen to a refusal from your lips and 15 thus make my whole life miserable. To die 16 without ever expressing my love for you 17 would be preferable to that. If you write to me 18 I shall be happy, but if you do not 19 I shall be miserable and gloomy, your letters 20 are a source of pleasure and a failure to get them 21 always make me feel like committing suicide.
NOW READ THIS POEM AGAIN... BUT ONLY THE ODD NUMBERED LINES
This lady that was wearing a tight skirt was waiting at the bus stop to get onto the bus.
A bus pulled up and the driver opened the doors.
She tried to step up onto the step but her skirt was too tight. So she reached back to unzip and loosen it a little. She tried to step up onto the steps again.
But it was still to tight. She reached back and unzipped some more. Tried to step up again and the skirt was still to tight. She tried one more time.
She reached back and unzipped some more. And she still couldn,t get up onto the bus. So this man behind her reaches and grabs her by the butt.
He gives her a boost onto the bus. She turns around and slaps him and saying "What do you think you are doing."
Well the man says "Well lady after you unzipped my pants for the third time I thought we was aquainted."
A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game.
For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands.
When the day of the game arrived. Everything went quite well.
As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled, 'Up Nuts', and the patients complied by standing up. After the anthem, he yelled, 'Down Nuts', and they all sat back down in their seats.
After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, 'Cheer Nuts'.
They all broke out into applause and cheered.
When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of the home team, the Doctor yelled, 'Booooo Nuts' and they all started booing and cat calling.
Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he turned, there was a riot in progress.
Finding his tizzied assistant, the doctor asked, 'What in the world happened?'
The assistant replied, 'Well everything was going just fine until this guy walked by and yelled, 'PEANUTS!'
