Funny Computer Sher O Shayari

Funny Computer Sher O Shayari

Abhi Abhi To Pyar Ka PC Kiya Hai Chaloo,
Apne Dil Ki Es HARD DISK Par Ab Aur Kitni FILES Daloo !

Apne Chehre Se Ruswaiyoon Ka ERROR To Hatao,
Janeman Apne Dil Ka PASSWORD To Batao !

Wo To Hum Hai Jo Aap Ki Chahat Ko Dil Mein Rakh Ke Ghoomte Hai,
Warna Aap Jaise SOFTWARES To Bazaar Mein Bikte Hai !

Roz Raat Ko Aap Mere Sapno Mein Aati Ho,
Mere Pyar Ko MOUSE Bana Ke Apni Ungaliyoon Se Nachati Ho !

Tere Pyar Ka E-MAIL Mere Dil Ko Lubhata Hai,
Par Beech Mein Tere Bahi Ka VIRUS Aa Jata Hai,

Keval Aap Jaiso Ke Liye Dil Ko CUT Karte Hai,
Warna Baki CASES Mein COPY PASTE Se Kaam Karte Hai !

Aap Ka Hasna,Aap Ka Chalna,Aap Ki Wo Style,Aap Ki In Aadaoon Ki,
Humne SAVE Karli Hai Ek FILE !

Ab Aur Nahi Sah Sakte Hum Intezaar !
Dil Ki SITE Pe Jaldi ENTER Karo Yaar !

Tumse Mila Main Kal To,Mere Dil Mein Hua Ek SOUND,
Lekin Aaj Tum Mili To Kehti Ho YOUR FILE NOT FOUND !

Tere Pyar Ke Liye Zami-Aasma Ek Kar Doonga….
Tu Naa Mili To Apni Zindagi CTRL+ALT+DELETE Kar Doonga….

Shayad Mere Pyar Ko TASTE Karna Bhool Gaye……
Dil Sey Aisa CUT Kiya
Ke PASTE Karna Bhool Gaye………..

Laakhon Honge Nigaah Mein Kabhi Mujhe Bhi Pick Karo….
Mere Pyaar Ke ICON Pe
Kabhi To DOUBLE-CLICK Karo……..

Roz Subha Hum Karte Hain Pyar Se Unhe Good Morning !
Woh Aise Ghoor Ke Dekte Hain
Jaise 0 ERRORS Aur 5 WARNING !

Aise Bhi Nahin Hai Ke I Dont Like Your Face !
Par Dil Ke STORAGE Mein
There Is No More DISK SPACE !

Ghar Se Jab Tum Nikale Pehen Ke Reshmi Gown !
Jaane Kitne Dilon Ka Ho Gaya SERVER DOWN !

Jabse Meri Zindagi Mein,Aayi Hai Ek Female !
Bhool Gaya Hai Sab Kuch Kya Computer,Kya E-MAIL !

Dil Se Ek Ishq Ki Application Kar Raha Hoon,
Pyaar Se DEBUG Karna Main Wait Kar Raha Hoon,

Tumhaare Intezaar Mein Neend Aayee So Gaya,
Yeh Dekho Mera CONNECTION TIME OUT Ho Gaya.

Nazar Mein To Kai Hain Par Dil Se Ek Wo Only Hain….
Problem Yehi Hai Ki Voh Ab READ ONLY Hain…..

Mere Dilka Kona Kona Hai Air Condition,
Is Pe Likha Hai No Admission,
Magar Tum Aasakte Ho Without Permission