Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho? 


Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Husband: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Husband: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Husband: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...