Thursday, May 29, 2008

funny sayari

kash in haseenon key baap mar jayein

ham maut key bahane un ke ghar jayein

aisa na keh zalim tujh per azaab ho ga

kal tu bhee kisi hassena ka baap ho ga


Kya kahu tujhe, khwab kahu to toot jayega…........
Dil kahu to bikhar jayega……........
Aa tera naam zindagi rakh du……
Kam se kam maut se pehle to tera sath na chuth payega


Mujhe naaz hai ke too mera pyar hai,
Tum ho to mujhe jine ka armaan hai,
Tumhe milne se dil khil uthta hai,
Meri zindagi ki ek toohi pahechaan hai,
Tere siwa mujhe kisi se kya kaam hai,
Tere bina mera jina bhi bekaar hai,
Mujhe naaz hai ki toohi mera pyar hai


Tum bahot khoobsurat ho,
Jise dilme basa lia hai,
Tumse khoobsurat hai tumhari aankhein,
Jise dekhne ko ji chahata hai,
Aankho se khoobsurat hai muskaan tumhari,
Bas paheli nazar me bana dia diwana hame


tum hi ho raz-e-dil janne wale
tum hi ho ashik mere deewane
tum hi se hai juda mera har sapna
tum hi se hai judi meri har khushiya

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

dosti sms and sayari

Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari,
Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari !

True friends are like Diamonds.
they are real and rare.
False friends are like leaves.
they are scattered everywhere

Koi ankhon se baat ker leta hai,
koi ankhon me mulakat ker leta hai,
bada mushkil hota hai jawab dena
jab koi khamosh rehker saval ker leta hai.

I must have been born under a lucky star ,
to find a friend as nice as you are.
I will follow the rainbow to the end ,
if you all promise to remain my friend !!!


Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge,
Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge,
Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge,
Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !

dosti mein dil ka tamasha dekha nahi jata,
humse tuta hua sisa dekha nahi jata,
apne hisse ki khusiya bhi de du tujhe,
aye dost tera utra hua chehra dekha nahi jata

dosto ek rishta hai
jo aankho se byan hota hai

Monday, May 19, 2008

dosti sms and sayari

Dost ek saahil hai tufaano ke liye,
Dost ek aaina hai armaano ke liye,
Dost ek mehfil hai anjaano ke liye,
Dosti ek khawaahish hai aap jaise dost ko paane ke liye !!

Aye dost teri dosti uss ghadi tadpaayegi,
Jab zindagi kahegi alvida, Aur maut bhi naa aayegi ! .

Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai,
Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat hai,
Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai,
Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jasbaat hai !

Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasweer bana sakta hoon,
Tujhse mile bina tera haal bata sakta hoon,
Hai meri dosti mein itna dum,
Apni aankh ka aansoon teri aankh se gira sakta hoon !!

Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge,
Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge,
Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge,
Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !

Dosti achchi ho toh rang laati hai,
Dosti gehri ho toh sabko bhaati hai,
Dosti naadaan ho toh toot jaati hai,
Par agar dosti apne jaisi ho....
.... Toh itihaas banaati hai !

Tumse doori ka ehsaas sataane lagaa,
Tere saath guzaraa har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jab bhi tujhe bhoolne ki koshish ki aye dost,
Tu dil ke aur bhi kareeb aane laga !

Kaun kehta hai Dost tumse hamari Judaai hogi,
Ye Khabar kissi aur ne Udaai hogi,
Shaan se rahenge aapke Dil mae hum,
Itne shayries mein Humne kuchh toh Jagah banaai hogi.

Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge,
Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge,
Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge,
Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge

Raatein gumnaam hoti hai,
Din kisike naam hota hai,
Hum zindagi kuch is tarah jeete hai,
Ki har lamha doston ke naam hota hai !

Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari !

serious sms and sayari

Us falak ke teer ka kya nishana tha
Jahan thee meri manzil wahin mera aashiyana tha
Bas pahunch hi rahi thi kashti saahil pe
Is toofan ko bhi abhi hi aana tha...

Sir se chaddar, badan se hava le gayi,
Zindagi hum fakiro se kaya le gayi,
Meri muththi mein to kuch sukhe hue phool hai,
Khushbo ko udakar hava le gayi,
Maien samandar ke sine mein chala gaya,
Raat ek mauj aayi Usen baha le gayi,
Chand ne raat ko Jagakar kaha,
Kssi ladake ne tumhari ashaqui le gayi...

Aap gairon ki baat karte ho
Aap gairon ki baat karte ho
Humne apnoko azmaya hai
Log katonse bachke chalte hain
Log katonse bachke chalte hain
Humne phoolon se zakham khaye hain.

aanken band kar bhi hum tera deedar karte hain
aee sanam hum to sirf tum se pyar karte hain.
lakh chaah kar bhi main tujhe bhula nahi sakta
saans rahte,teri tasvir aankhon se hataa nahi sakta.
aakhiri pal tak oo bewafaa , tujehe yaad karta hoon
teri yaadon ko seene mein basaa kar chalta hoon.

Khhoob gaye pardes ke apne, deewaaro dar bhool gaye,
sheesh mahal me aisa bhi kya, mitti ke ghar bhool gaye ...


mere ashqon ka har qatra,
tere mohabbat ki nishani hai,
jo tu samjhe to moti (pearl) hai,
tu na samjhe to paani hai..!!

youn to koi tanha nahi hota,
chaah kar bhi koi juda nahi hota,
mohabbat ko to majbooriyaN hi le doobti hai,
warna khushi se koi bewafa nahi hota!!

mera har iqraar, tere har inkaar se achha hoga.
mera har din, teri har raat se acha hoga.
yaqeeN nA aaye, to apni doli se jhaaNk lena.
meri maiyat ka janaaza, teri doli se achha hoga!!!

serious sms and sayari

Aye Dil Ye Tu Ne Kaisa Rog Liya
Maine Apno Ko Bhula Key
Eik Ghair Ko Apna Man Liya!!!!


Har ek ka dil bahelaya,
Na mera hi dil bahelana aaya muje
Shabe gum mein bhi hasata raha,
Kaya karu, Fir bhi na rona aaya muje...


Machal Machal kar arman mere khud hi dafan ho jate hai,
Jis dhage ki mai janib hun,Are, Vo dhage hi kafan ho jate hai!!!


Mita de apni Husti ko Agar doh Martba Chahe.....
Ke Dana Khak may Milkar Gul-e-gulzar hota hay.


Pata nahi tha ki shayiri mein itna dum hein
Pata nahi tha ki shayiri mein itna dum hein,
har dil mein kahi chuppa hua gum hein


Rakibo ke sir galat ilzame bevafai hai,
Gairo ne to sirf hava di hai, Aag apano ne lagayi hai!!!


Pyaar toh kiya mainey bahut,
magar izhaar na karna aaya ...
usney poocha toh mujhsey bahut,
magar ikraar na karna ayaa...


husn-o-jawani ho to har aik ko gharoor aata hai
tere bahar adaoon ko dekh kar hamain saroor aata hai
tujeh bahar kaha to iss leye kay har mosaam
shajar se rooth bhi jaye to lot kar zaroor aata hai.

funny sms and sayari

Badla wafa ka dein gey bari Saadgi se Hum
Tum "Hum " se rooth jaao gey aur Zindagi se Hum

Kaanton se mohabbat kartey hain , Kirdaar tu dekho phoolon ka
Zakhmon se kaleja phut jaaey par saath Nibhaana parta hai

Ulfat tou hai aakhir " Unn " ko bhi, Meri na sahi... Dusman ki sahi
Mujh sey na sahi, dusman sey sahi, "woh" bhi tou mohabbat kartey hain

Aankhein jhuki jhuki hai, tou Chehray pe Noor hai
Zaalim ki Saadgi mein bhi kitna Ghuroor hai

Nigaahein tou buhut milti hain aksar Husn waalon sey
Magar rona tou iss ka hai ke Dil sey Dil nahin milta

Seeney se merey Zeher utarney nahin detey
Zinda rahein woh loug jo marney nahin detey

funny sms and sayari

Agar talaash karoon, koi mil hi jaaey gaa
Magar Tumhaari tarah kaun Mujh ko chaahey gaa

Ruka hua hai ajab Dhoop chhaa'on ka Mausum
guzar raha hai koi dil sey Baadalon ki tarah

" Uss" sey Aik baar tou roothoon Mein, Ussi ki tarha
Aur Meri tarha sey " Woh " Mujh ko manaaney Aey


Hur lafz kitaabon mein Tera Aks liyey hai
Aik phool sa Chehra Mujhey parhney nahin deta

Merey Khuda, Mujhey itna tou Mo'tabar kar dey
Mein jiss ' Makaan ' mein rehta hoon, uss ko ' Ghar' kar dey

Shab-e-Wisaal mein roshan charaagh gul kar do
Khushi ki buzm mein kya kaam jalney waalon ka

Paas rehta hai......door rehta hai..
Koi Dil mein..... zaroor rehta hai

Poocha Kuch iss tarah sey, USS ne Mera Mezaaj
Kehna para ke, " Shukr hai, Parwardigaar ka "

Doobna hi tha jo Kashti ka Muqaddar, Ya Rub
Aankh ke saamney, Aey Kaash, Na Saahil hota

Ahsaas kaa andaaz badal jaata hai ,Warna
aanchal bhi ussi taar se banta hai, kafan bhi

Uss waqt Intezaar ka Aalum na poochiyay
Jab koi baar baar kahey," Aa raha hoon mein

funny sms and sayari

Zoron ki baarish Makes me wonder
Is this what they call, Taste the thunder?

mujh tak kab un kii bazm me.n aataa thaa daur-e-jaam
saaqii ne kuchh milaa na diyaa ho sharaab mein

baat karanii mujhe mushkil kabhii aisii to na thii
jaisii ab hai terii mahafil kabhii aisii to na thi

baaG kis kaam kaa jis me.n gulo.n ko shamshaad na ho
lutf detii nahii.n be-shiishaa-o-saaGar mahafil


khoobsoorat ho tum kisi phool ki tarah...
aankhein hain tumhari kisi hirni ki tarah..

chahek hai tum mein kisi chidiya ki...
mehek hai tum mein kisi gulaab ki...

mahafil se uTh jaane vaalo tum logo.n par kyaa ilzaam
tum aabaad gharo.n ke vasii mai.n aavaaraa au badanaam

Chandani Mohabbat
Chandani Chand se hoti hai, setaron se nehi,
mohabbat ek se hoti hai hazaron se nehi

chadani chand se hogi to sitaron kya hoga,
mohabbat ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga

chadani chand se hogi to sitaron kuch na hoga,
mohabbat hazaron se hogi to AIDS hoga

Tumko dekha to yeh khayaal aaya
Ki kal raat ko maine itna kyon khaaya

Teri zulfein hain ya ghana andhera
Katwa de baal, aur kar de savera

Juice peene ka maza cup mein nahin, glass mein hota hai
Greeting card dene ka maza gharwali ko nahin, saali ko hota hai

Machal Machal kar arman mere khud hi dafan ho jate hai,
Jis dhage ki mai janib hun,Are, Vo dhage hi kafan ho jate hai!!!

Mita de apni Husti ko Agar doh Martba Chahe.....
Ke Dana Khak may Milkar Gul-e-gulzar hota hay.

funny sms and sayari

a mosquito falls in love with a hen.

one day they kiss each other

The hen dies of malaria and mosquito dies of bird flu.

Moral: True love might never die but lovers like these die a horrible death :D


seller: yeh bakra 20000 ka
yeh 10000
yeh 5000
or woh wala sirf 500 rupee.
custmr: 500 ka kyun hai?
seller: china ka hai, koi guarantee naheen ghar jaa k bhonkna shuru ker dai


Allama iqbal bethey naddi key kinarey

bachon ney un ko pathar marey

Iqbal ney farmaya:

falak key sitaro, zameen ki baharo

khotey de putro, battey to na maro

friendship sms

Friendship never has a volume
it never demands proofs
it also does not have happy ending
simply b'coz it never ends as frnds r true

khuda ka diya yeh kimati tohfa hain
jise woh dubara nahi dehta


Most people walk in and out of you life,
only friends leave footprints in your heart.
Have A Nice Day!

Good friends are like stars.... You don't always see them,
but you know they are always there.



TRUE FRIENDSHIP "NEVER" ENDS.
Friends are FOREVER.


When it hurts to look back,
and you're scared to look ahead,
you can look beside you and your
BEST FRIEND will be there.



BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us.


A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover,
HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE.


The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love,
love somebody else.


Don't let the past hold you back;
you're missing the good stuff.



Life's short. If you don't look around
once in a while you might miss it.



Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave,
and impossible to forget.

indian love and romantic

Meri Zindagi to Firaaq Hai, Wo Azal Se Dil K Makeen Sahi


Wo Nigah-E-Shoq Se Door Hon, Rag-E-Jaan Se Laakh Qareen Sahi


Hamein Jaan Deni Hai Ek Din, Wo Kisi Tarah Wo Kahein Sahi


Hamein Aap Khinchey Daar Per. Jo Nahi Koi To Hum Hi Sahi


Sar-E-Toor Ho, Sar-E-Hashar Ho, Hamein Intizaar Qabool Hai


Wo Kabi Mile, Wo Kahin Mile, Wo Kabi Sahi, Wo Kahin Sahi


Na Ho Un Per Jo Mera Bus Nahi, K Yeh Aashqi Hai Hawas Nahi


Mai Unhi Ka Tha, Mai Unhi Ka Hounn, Wo Mere Nahi To Nahi Sahi


Jo Ho Faisla Wo Sunaye, Use Hashar Per Na Uthaye


Jo Kareinge Aap Sitam Wahan, Wo Abi Sahi, Wo Yahin Sahi


Usey Dekhne Ki Jo Loo Lagi, To 'Naseer' Dekh Hi Leinge Hum


Wo Hazar Aankh Se Door Ho, Wo Hazar Parda-Nasheen Sahi





Buhat Chup Chup Si Rehti Houn


Na Banti Houn , Sanwerti Houn


Na Koi Baat Karti Houn


Bharee Mehfil Main Bhi Aksar


Hamesha Khoyi Khoyi si Rehti Houn


oudasee Ankh Main Le Kar


Har Ek Chehre Ko Takti Houn


Koi Jab Yaad Aata Hai


Tu Thandi Aah Bharti Houn


Kyou Khul Kar Kyun Nahin Kehti


Kis Se Pyaar Karti Houn or


Kahan Dil Chor Aayi Houn

How can I tell you what I feel for you?

How can I tell you what I feel for you?
When I think of you my feelings twist inside
As if someone's fist reached in and grabbed a few,
And turned and turned them tight and tangled. I've tried
Somehow to say: You're the sun in my sky,
The wind that takes me where I want to go,
The sweet incense that makes me feel so high
That loving you seems all I need to know.
But it all sticks in my throat! It sounds too cute,
Empty as a wrinkled paper bag.
You won't believe it! Better I stay mute
Than offer you cliches that make you gag.
And yet I wish to tell you of my love,
If only love its own locks would remove!

Beautiful eyes, beautiful face

Beautiful eyes, beautiful face,
I'm shy to talk to you.
You're the eagle I must watch
No matter what I do.

You're the beauty, wild and free,
The mistress of my eyes,
Rolling through exultant air,
Alone in pristine skies.

I would take you for my own
Could I but have your wings,
Could I but go where night begins
And frozen sunlight sings.

Could I but have you for my love,
How might we fly together!
But I must watch you from below
And long for you forever.
But I must be the one below
And long for you forever.

The Angel

I Dreamt a Dream! What can it mean?
And that I was a maiden Queen
Guarded by an Angel mild;
Witless woe, was near beguil'd!

And I wept both night and day
And he wip'd my tears away
And I wept both day and night
And hid from him my hearts delight

So he took his wings and fled:
Then the morn blush'd rosy red:
I dried my tears & armd my fears,
With ten thousand shields and spears.

Soon my Angel came again;
I was arm'd, he came in vain:
For the time of youth was fled
And grey hairs were on my head

My Heart

Strange-I live with my heart outside my breast.
Instead, thou holdst it in thyself, 'tis true,
Since I to thee love finally confessed,
And thou returned it, making one of two.
'Tis hard to live without thee in my sight;
I sorely miss thy blissful countenance,
Thy gentle touch which sets my soul to flight,
And thy eyes, which, full of inner light do dance.
I long for thy lips meeting with my own;
Oh! to fall into thy strong arms again,
As we share our deep love in dulcet tones-
Sweeter, as it flows freely and unplanned.
I survive this stress because of one thing:
God has giv'n unto us His blessing.

How May I Earn Thy Love?

How may I earn thy love, my joy, my sweet?
I live but for thy smallest fleeting smile.
My honours all I place beneath thy feet
And tremble at my daring all the while.
Thy silken tresses; aye, thy honey'd locks
Flow smoother on than rivers to the sea.
The yearning of my heart my thinking mocks
That I might dare believe that thou'ld choose me.
I lose myself within thy sky-wide eyes
Calm as a breeze or stormy as a gale;
Whenever thou art with me, my heart flies,
Winging its way o'er fountain, hill, and dale.
And tho I understand thy thinking not,
Thou lov'st me too, and thus my worth is brought.

Together Forever

Together, forever,
That's what I see,
Whenever, wherever
That's how we'll be,
Together, forever,
That's you and me.

Jab Bhi Ye Dil Udas Hota Hai

Jab bhi ye dil udas hota hai, jane koun aas-pass hota hai,
Hoth chup chaap bolte ho jab, saans kuch tej tej chalti hai,
Aankhe jab de rahi ho aawaje, thandi aankho me sans chalti hai,
Aankhe jab dekhe tasvire, tera chehra tera khyal liye,
Aaina dekhna ho jab mujhko, ek masum sa sawal liye,
Koi wada nahi kiya, lekin kyu tera intezar rehta hai
Bevaja jab karar mil jaye , dil bada bekarar rehta hai,
Jab bhi ye dil udas hota hai, jane koun aas-pass hota hai,

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Deewane Ho Gaye Ham Jinki Yaad Me, Rehte Hain Saath Saath Main Aur Meri Tanhai

Deewane ho gaye ham jinki yaad me,
Wo hum hi se begaane ho gaye,
Shaiad unhe talash hai ab naye pyaar ki
Kyun ki unki nazar me hum purane ho gaye.


Apni kismat ke aage bebas hai Insaan,
Bebas hai khwaab haqeekat ke aage,
Koi ruki huyee Dhadkan se puche,
Kitna tadapta hai Dil Mohabbat ke aage.


Ek dil ka kaha mano ek ehsaan kardo,
Ek benam si moohabat mere naam kardo ,
Meri jaan per itna ehsaan kar do,
Ek subah ko milo aur shaam kar do,


Kuch pal hote hai kuch pal k liye,
Jee lo inhe har pal ke liye,
Ye waqt to ret ki tarha fishal jayenge,
De jayenge sirf kuch yaden umar bhar k liye.


Time Is The Coin Of Your Life.
It Is the Only Coin You Have, And
You Can Determine How It Will Be Spent.
Be Careful Lest You Let Other People Spend It for You.




Rehte Hain Saath Saath Main Aur Meri Tanhai


Rehte hain saath saath main aur meri tanhai
Kartey hain raaz ki baat main aur meri tanhai


Din to guzar hi jata hai logon ki bheed me
Kartey hain basar raat main aur meri tanhai


Saanson ka kya bharosa kab chhod jaaye saath
Lekin rahenge saath main aur meri tanhai

Aaye na tumhe yaad kabhi bhul kar bhi hum
Kartey hain tumhe yaad main aur meri tanhai

Aa ke paas kyon door ho gaye hum se
Kartey hain teri talash main aur meri tanhai

Tum ko rakhenge saath zeenat bana ke ghar ki
Reh jaayein phir na tanha main aur meri tanhai.

funny sms and sayari

Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
finishes given assignments on time. Often Bob takes extended
measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
classed as a high-s employee, the type which cannot be
dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
sent away as soon as possible.


1 larke ko kia chahiye? 1 larki jo pyar de, 1 larki jo acha khana banaye, 1 larki jo uski khoob khidmat kare, OR wo teeno larkian mil jul kar saath rahen.....


Police Officer to Son: Tumhara Result acha naheen aaya, aaj sey tumhara khelna or tv dekhna band.

Son: Yeh pakro 50 rupey or is ko yaheen daba do


how to stop an elephant from going through eye of a needle?

Tie a knot in his tail


malka sharawat gives handkerchief to tailor and asks him to stich 5 dresses

Tailor replies: What to do with remaining cloth?

funny sms and sayari

Wada kero per nibhana sikho
Chahat dil mein rakho per jitna sikho
U hi kisi ko intizar na karvao
Koi ager pyar se SMS kare to jawab dena sikho


Aj rotha howa 1 shaks both yad aya

Acha guzra howa kuch waqt bohut yaad aya

Jo mery dard ko seenay mein chupa leta tha

Aj jab dard hua to bohut yad aya.


Hansi ne labon pe ana choor dia hai,
Khawabo ne palkon pe ana choor dia hai
Aati nahi hain tab se hichkiyaan bhi
Aap ne jab se yaad karna choor dia hai.


Pyar ankon se jataya to bura man gae

Hale dil humne sunaya to bura man gae

Wo to har roz rulaate the humen

Hum ne ek roz rulaya to bura man gae.


zulf rukh say hatta k bat karo
raat ko din bana k bat karo
ashianay k charagh madhum hain tum zara
aankhain uttha k baat karo koi taza fareb
danain ko tum zara muskara k baat karo
yeh bhi andazay guftagu hai koi jab karo dil dukha k bat karo.

funny sms and sayari

why is honey scarce in brazil?

Because Brazil has only one B


what gets into the house through a keyhole?

A key ofcourse!


what do you get when you cross king kong with a bell?

ding dong king kong


Wife: i had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

Husband: You should have known the minute I asked you to marry me


Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto.

A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.


Amitabh: Thank you for calling customer care... rishte mein to hum tumhare baap lagate hian filhaal ek customer care hain...

Customer: (angrily) I NEED YOUR MANAGER

Amitabh: Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere baap ko chor kaha tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne meri maa ko gaali dekar naukri se nikaal diya tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere haath pe yeh likh diya tha... uske baad uske baad mere bhai.. Tum jis manager ko kahoge main laaonga.


1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
pappu : legs
Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
pappu: paisay
Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain
girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain
ki wajah se roti hai?
pappu : kaan main ched
MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain



A:Hasta luego
B: Whats that?
A: GoodBye in Spanish.
B: Poison!
A: Whats that?
B: Goodbye in any language!

what did vampire's mom said to him?

Shut up and drink ur soup before it clots

funny sms and sayari

her koi ker raha hai arman phudi ka
phudi pe mar raha hai insaan phudi ka
phudi bhi rabar ka lun bhi rabar ka



Ye3 Sookha andar jatga hai, or geela bahar ata hai.
andar daal k hilao tu apna asar dekha k ye bay jaan sa bahar ata
hai, ye kuch or nhi tapal tea bags hai.


"motiyan, bela, phool, kaliyan,
dekho yaroo shad hain na,
aj tumhari salgirah hai,
dekhoo ham ko yaad hai na!"

A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B'DAy


Johnny, George, and Bert were driving along in their pickup when they saw a sheep caught in the fence with its hind end up in the air.

Bert said, "I wish that was Sharon Stone."

George echoed, "I wish it was Demi Moore."

Little Johnny sighed, "I wish it was dark . . . "


what do you get if you cross a sheep and an octopus?

A sweater with 8 sleeves!


A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B'DAy


what do you get if you cross a sheep and an octopus?

A sweater with 8 sleeves!


Whats the difference between someone who has been bitten by a mosquito and a 100 meter athlete about to start a race?

One is going to itch, the other is itching to go!


whats the best time to pick apples?

When the farmer's dog is tied up!

funny sms

aisi apni wife ho
5.5 jiski hight ho
jeans jiski tight ho
chehra jiska bright ho
waight main thori light ho
umer main diffrence slight ho
thori se woh quite ho
too mamorable her ek night ho
aisi apni wife ho
sarak per sub kaheen
kia cute hey
bheer main sub kaheen
pakistan ki paidaish ho
beauty multyply by twice ho
favorite color white ho
make up thora light ho
zulfain dynamite hoon
aankheen us ki jaisey sunny twilight ho
hoonton ko dekh ker lagey
jaisey coke diet ho
jub sari pehan ker nikley
to kia sight ho
aisa lagey jaisey swtizerland ki flight ho
aisi apni wife ho
agar aisi apni wife ho
tu kia haseen life ho

funny sms and sayari

When U were a baby, U played with toys.
Now U are a lady and U play with boys!!

Musharraf said to his mother. Ammi mari B.V , M.M.A walon
sey meli hoi hai! Jab bhe kamray main jata hoon kehti hai
wardi utaro


Bacha apni Ami se : Ami kal papa ne apni kaam wali nukrani
ko drawing room k sofe par lita ker

Maa: bus bus apne papa k saamne batana

bache ka baap aaya to Maa: haan beta kia hoa tha?

Bacha:kal papa apni naukrani ko drawing room k sofe par lita
k jo muneeb uncle aap k saath karte hain wo kar rahe the


Ye3 Sookha andar jatga hai, or geela bahar ata hai.
andar daal k hilao tu apna asar dekha k ye bay jaan sa bahar ata
hai, ye kuch or nhi tapal tea bags hai.


Bache k peda hone per bache ki dadi : lanat hai bahu...
8 saal main sirf ek hi bacha peda kia ?

Bahu : agar aap k bete k aasrey per rehti to ye bhi nahi hota



Baap bete se : Qutub minar kaha hai??
Beta : Pata nahi
Baap :Kabhi ghar se nikla karo!!
Beta : Ram Lal kon hai?
Baap : Pata nahi
Beta : Kabhi ghar me raha karo!!


BREAKING NEWZ :
GIRLZ HOSTEL main kal agg lag gai
Raat gaye fire bridge ka amlay nay agg pay qaboo pa la
MAGAR amlay per qaboo abhi tak nhi paya ja saka

funny sms and sayari

barrish ho aur zameen gilli na ho,
dhup niklay aur surso pilli na ho,
to phir app nay yeh kasay soch liya kay
neend may ap ki yaad ahay aur shalwar gili na ho..


If u hav 2 eggs between ur 2 legs u r a man
but if u hav 4 eggs between ur 2 legs don"t think
u r a superman someone is F**king u


Patni ne Arz kiya hai ki....
"Zara Dhire se CHODO Sanam,
Mehangai ka Zamana hai..
2 inch ki Chut ko Zindagi Bhar Chalana hai


Girl and boy lost in jungle After two days of struggle
for food and water, girl said-dear plz fuck me.
boy asid: why? girl said: abey kuch to ander jayega.

MADAM said to a naughty boy!
Jab main sakht hoti hon to bohat sakht,
NAram hoti hon to bohat naram,
NAughty boy said !Madam aap to bilkul meri LULLI Jaisee ho..!!!!!!


Sardarni: kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale gaye.
Sardar: tumne unhe roka nahi?
Sardarni: bahot roka par bole ab aur taakat nahi hai, kal aayenge


Daughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke jahan apna
l*nd dalte hain, bachha wahin se nikalta hai?
Mom: Haan.
Daughter: Oh my god! To kya mera bachha mere muh se niklega?


Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD.
When its bad, its Still pretty good


3 Galz having lunch.
1st said" i saw d condoms in boss drawer.
2nd said: i also saw & punchered them.
3rd Said: HaramZadi pehle batana tha na !!

funny jokes and sms

Ek ladka apne papa se,
Son:papa main kaise paida hua tha?
Father: Beta maine aur teri mammi ne mannaten mangi thi tb tum paida haye.
Son: Aur aap?
Father: Mere papa aur mammi ne bhi mannatein mangi thi.
Son: Achchha apne yahan ye chodne-vodne ka system nahin hai kya?????????

Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani
antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.

Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman?
A: A computer doesn"t laugh at a 3½ inch floppy.

Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi...
Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de..

A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work..
If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"

Make luv to ur galfriend on Valentine day.
She"ll give u gud news on Mothers` day n u"ll hv a child
on children`s day. Don"t try this on everybody.
U"ll hv bad news on Dec 1 (AIDS day)

A dentist was caught raping a girl. Next day headline,
"Dentist caught filling wrong cavity".

Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES

Which Part...
of a man"s body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!

ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...

bewafai sayari

Friendship never has a volume
it never demands proofs
it also does not have happy ending
simply b'coz it never ends as frnds r true

khuda ka diya yeh kimati tohfa hain
jise woh dubara nahi dehta

Aa tu he daud k lipat ja seene say humare,
Phir ishara iss taraf say hoga, yeh umeed na rakh,
Ki,ik baar mohabat ki beekh maangi thi tujh say,
Baar baar sar mera jhukega, yeh umeed na rakh,
Na acha kiya tune iss dil ko thukra ker,
Tujhko na koi thukrayega, yeh umeed na rakh,
Bohat he tadpaya gam ne tere humko magar,
Hum yun ghut ghut ker mar jayenge yeh umeed na rakh.

Taraste they jo milne ko humse kabhi,
Aaj woh kyun mere saaye se katrate hain,
Hum bhi wahi hain dil bhi wahi hai,
Na jane kyun log badal jate hain.


Wafa ka naam na lo yaaro, wafa dil ko dukhati hai
Wafa ka naam lete hi ek bewafa ki yaad aati hai!!!


Har aasunoN mein jo baha vo dard tumhara hai,
Humne kiya pyar jo tumse to qasoor humara hai,
Dil-a-naadan ghalti kar baatha,
Ek bewafa sa dil laga baatha.

Tumhara jutha pyar ko hamari zindagi samja,
Tumhe apna dil deke tumhara dard liya,
Tumhare khel ko me samaj na saka,
Tumko bewafa kehne ka kabil na raha...

Saturday, May 17, 2008

Pessimist - Indian Jokes, Hindi Jokes

Pessimist - Indian Jokes, Hindi Jokes

An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only
the worst. An optimist finds the positive in the negative, and a
pessimist can only find the negative in the positive.

For example, an avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog.
His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water
to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his
friends would ever believe him.

He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, a pessimist by
nature, and invited him to hunt with him and his new dog.

As they waited by the shore, a flock of ducks flew by. they fired, and
a duck fell. The dog responded and jumped into the water. The dog,
however, did not sink but instead walked across the water to retrieve
the bird, never getting more than his paws wet. This continued all day
long; each time a duck fell, the dog walked across the surface of the
water to retrieve it.

The pessimist watched carefully, saw everything, but did not say a
single word.

On the drive home the hunter asked his friend, "Did you notice
anything unusual about my new dog?"

"I sure did," responded the pessimist.
"Your dog can't swim"

Student Vs Professor - Indian Jokes, Hindi Jokes

Student Vs Professor

After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization" , a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.

Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?"

Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!"

Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question.

If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. "

Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?"

Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?"

Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed.

Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.

He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical."

COMPUTOR WIZARD (joke )

Abdul was having trouble with his computer. So Abdul called Jaffer,
the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control
and asked him to come over.
Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.

As he was walking away, I
Abdul called after him,
'So, what was wrong?
He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'

Abdul didn't want to appear stupid,
but nonetheless inquired,
'An, ID ten T error? What's that?
In case I need to fix it again.'

Jaffer grinned....
'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?'

'No,' Abdul replied.
'Write it down,' said Jaffer,
'and I think you'll figure it out.'

So Abdul wrote down:

I D 1 0 T

World's Easiest Quiz

WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ

(Passing requires 4 correct answers, no cheating!!)


1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last?

2) Which country makes Panama hats?

3) From which animal do we get cat gut?

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?

7) What was King George VI's first name?

8) What color is a purple finch?

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?



Remember, you need 4 correct answers to pass.

Check your answers below.




ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ


1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?
116 years

2) Which country makes Panama hats? Ecuador

3) From which animal do we get cat gut? Sheep and Horses
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? November

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? Squirrel fur

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? Dogs

7) What was King George VI's first name? Albert

8) What color is a purple finch? Crimson

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? New Zealand

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane? Orange (of course)


What do you mean, you failed?

Pass this on to some brilliant friends, so they may feel useless too.

BLONDE PILOT

A blond is on board a small two- seater plane when suddenly
the pilot dies.
Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the
radio.
"Mayday, Mayday! My pilot just died!" she screams.
Ground control receives her call for help and answers back:
"Don't worry, madam. I'll talk you down, just do as I say.
First, I need you to give me your height and position."

"I'm 5 foot 2 and sitting in the front seat!"

HIndi SMS Sayari, Indian SMS Sayari

Faasle mita kar aapas mein pyar rakhna,
pyar ka rishta yu hi barkaraar rakhana,
bichar jae kabhi aap se hum,
to ankho mein hamesha hamara intezaar rakhna..



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Zindagi hai nadan isliye chup hoon,
Dard hi dard subah shaam isliye chup hoon,
Keh deta zamane se dastan apni......
Usme ayega tera naam isliye chup hoon.....

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Dono aankho mein ashq liya karte hain,
Hum apni neend mein tera naam liya karte hain.
Jab bhi aaye Hichkiyaan tumhe,
Samajh lena hum tumhe yaad kiya karte hain....

************ ********


Aur kuch nahi chahiye ek muskan hi kafi hai,
dil main bas ek Tamanna hi kafi hai,
Tamanna hai ye ki aap sada kush raho ,
hamen yaad rakhna ye ehsaan hi kafi hai.


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Mil Jaye Koi Naya To Hume Na Bhula Dena
Koi Rula de Tumhe To Hume Yaad Kar Lena,
dost na sahi Hum tumhare...insaan to hai...
Khushi Na Sahi YAAR Gum Hi Baant Lena...!!


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Khamosh the hum to magrur samaj liya
chup the hum to majboor samaj liya
yehi aapki galti hai ke itne kareeb the hum
phir bhi aapne door samazh liya.


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Tamaam umar zindagi se door rahe,
Apki khushi ke liye apni khushi se door rahe.
Ab is se badkar wafa ki saja kya hogi,
ke aapke hokar bhi aapse door rahe...!!!


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"Dil mein na ho Jurrat tu mohabbat nahi milti
khairat mein itni badi daulat nahi milti
khuch log yunhi shaher mein hum se bhi khafa hein
Kya karen??har aik se apni tabyat nahi milti".....

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Mohabbat sabko mil jaaye jaruri to nahi.
Woh bhi hame chahein jaruri to nahi.
Kuch log bahut yaad aate hain dil ko,
Hum bhi unki yaad ban jaaye jaruri to nahi....
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Ladte rahe taqdeer se par akhir haar gaye
jinko apna khoon pilaaya....vohi hamein maar gaye
yeh kaisi duniya hai pathro ki ae dost
unse dil lagake yeh hum jaan gaye..!!


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Vaqt ko kaun rok paaya hai
pyar karke har insan bewafa ban gaya hai
kuch aaj bhi hai hamari tarah jo wafao ki seyj sajaate hai
par gham ki baat hai aaj tak wafa ka tohfa na kisine laaya hai


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Kal tak jinko thi zindagi raas bohat
aaj dekha hai unko udhaas bohat
kyun na rowu teri yaad mein
din guzre hai teri yaad mein bohat


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Pyaasi aankh ko darya nazar nahin aaya..
kayee dinon se tera chehra nazar nahin aaya...
Tere deedar ki bhick mangta main ussse...
magar falak se toott ta hua Taara nazar nahin aaya...


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Khushboo ki Tarah aapke paas bikhar jayenge...
Sukoon Banker dil me Utar Jaayenge....
Mehsoos Karne ki Koshish to kijiye
Door hote hue bhi Paas nazar aayenge....


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dard kitne hain bata nahi sakti
zakhm kitne hain dikha nhai sakti
ankhon se samjh sako to samjh lo
ansoon gire hain kitne gina nahi sakti


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Mohabbat ne hum par yeh ilzaam lagaya hai,
Wafa karke bhi bewafa ka naam paya hai.
Raahein alag nahi thi humari phir bhi,
Humne alag – alag manzil ko paya hai...


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Tadap dil ki bulaegi kya phir bhi nahi aao gee?
Humari jaan chali jaaegi kya phir bhi nahi aao gee!
Na aaegi humari yaad Tab tak maat aana!
Mager jab yaad humari aaegi kya phir bhi nahi aao gee?

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Uski yaadon se dil ko abaad kya karein
Jisko bhulay he nahi usay yaad kya karein
Jab apne he hathon Ujaad de zindagi apni
Phir ghairon se jaker is ki Faryad kya karein!!!


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Mere alfazon ko juth mat samajna,
Yaad aati hai bahut jaldi milne ki dua karna,
Jee raha tha tumhare naam par
Mar jauon toh bewafa mat samajna


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Tumne agar tukhra diya toh kaha jayege
hum toh jeete ji hi mar jayege
tumse hi hai meri zindagi ki subo shaam
tum na miley to hum kuch bhi kar jayege

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Is zaalim aur Beraham duniyame....
Kab kaun kisika hota hai.....????
Dhokha to wohi deta hai.....
Jispe Zaada bharosa Hota hai.....

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Teri Bewafaee me dil bEKARAR HI NA Karoon..
tu Hukm de to tera intazaar hi na karoon..
Tu bewafaa hai to is kadar bewafaee kar...
Ke tere Baad main kisee aur se pyar hi na karoon??


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Tod de her ek ummed ki dori.. ummedon me kya rakha hai
Ihsq mohabbat batein hain.. In baaton me kya rakha hai
kismat main jo likha hai woh akhir ho ker rehta hai
chund lakereen uljhi se hain..warna hathon main kya rakha hai ?????


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Pyar ke ujalo me gum ka andhera kyu aata hai,
Jisko hum chahte hai wohi kyu rulata hai,
Mere khuda agar wo mera naseeb nahi
To aise logon se kyu milata hai


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Ye raat itnee tanha kyun hoti hai...?
Aur kismat pe apnee sabko shikayat kyun hoti hai?
Ajeeb khel khelti hai ye kismat bhi..
Jise hum paa nahin sakte,
usi se mohabbat kyon hoti hai..????


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Pyar humari nasib main kahan,
Naha kisike chahat ke hum huqdaar,
Aaj kyu darta hai dil mera,
pyar na hoke bhi khone se darta hai yaar........


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Pyar ke ujalo me gum ka andhera kyu aata hai,
Jisko hum chahte hai wohi kyu rulata hai,
Mere khuda agar wo mera naseeb nahi
To aise logon se kyu milata hai


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woh yaad aaj bahut aa rahe hai humme
pyar ke galiyon mai yeh dard chubte hai mujhe
ek lamha tha meri zindagi mai....ab woh kho gaye...
aankho se chalakte lahoo...mehendi ban gaye mere...


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AAankhon Ki Zuban Woh Samajh Nahin Patay,
Hoont Magar Kuch Keh Nahin Patay,
Apni Bebassi Kis Tarhan Kahain Hum,
Koi Hai Jis K Bina Hum Reh Nahin Patay.


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Main aapke intezaar mein baitha hoon,
Aur aap na jaane kiska intezaar kar rahe ho,
Ye dil aapse pyar karne ki ijazat maang raha hai,
Aur aap na jaane kyon inkaar kar rahe ho!!!


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Ehsaas bohot hoga jab chhodh ke jayenge
Royenge bohat magar aansu nah aayenge,
Jab saath na dey koi to aawaz hamain dena,
Jannat me bhi honge to lout k aayenge....

Hindi SMS Shayari, Indian SMS Sayari

Make Sense

Now if you think of it,

it really makes sense.

Rational and sensible things

but you'll just laugh it off....kyun? Kyun?

Ain't all sensible things ought to be followed?? huh?



1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry!
Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!

2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like
expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it.

3. Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear,
but what we are inside. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!

4. Don't walk as if you rule the world,
walk as if you don't care who rules the world!
That's called Attitude…! Keep on rocking!

5. Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did
and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!

6. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair.
When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.
They said, he who never lived, cannot die!

7. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?
He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!

8. So many options for suicide:
Poison, sleeping pills, hanging,
jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow sure!

9. Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!

10. All desirable things in life are either
illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!

11. Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi
Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu di ya chacha di???

12. When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart,
When tears flows from your eyes always say these words…
Eh Ganpat, chal daru la…

13. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.
Which makes it a logical statement that
90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!

Indian Jokes, Hindi Jokes

This woman dies, and when she gets to heaven she asks Saint Peter, "Would it be possible for me to get together with my dear departed husband? He died many years ago." Saint Peter asks, "What's his name?"
"John Smith," replies the woman.

"Gee," says Saint Peter, "we've got a lot of John Smiths up here. But sometimes we can identify people by their last words. Do you happen to remember what his last words were?"

The woman thinks for a moment, then says, "Oh yes! I remember them! He said that if I ever slept with another man after he was gone, he would roll over in his grave."

"Oh!" says Saint Peter. "You mean Whirling John Smith!"
____________ _____

The Minister
JokesWareHouse

The Minister

A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a
long holiday weekend.

The attendant worked quickly, but there were many cars ahead of him in
front of the service station.

Finally, the attendant motioned him toward a vacant pump.

"Reverend," said the young man: "Sorry about the delay. It seems as if
everyone waits until the last minute to get ready for a long trip."

The minister chuckled: "I know what you mean. It's the same in my business."

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MountainWings - No Enemies
Issue # 8037

No Enemies

The minister's sermon went on and on about how important it was to forgive
people and

reach out to them so as not to make enemies.

"Is there anyone in this church who can honestly say they have no enemies?"
asked the

minister.

Not a hand went up. But a few moments later, a very elderly lady in the
back row raised her

frail little hand.

"Please, come up and tell us what you have done over all these years that
you can be so

confident you have no enemies," asked the minister.

Dutifully the old woman limped up to the front of the church where she
explained: "I outlived 'em all."

Miss U - Hindi SMS, india Sayari

Lamhe judai ke bekarar kerte hain,
Haalat mere mujhe laachar karte hain,
Aankhe meri pad lo kabhi,
Ham khud kaise kahe ki aapse pyaar karte hain.

Mere pyaar ka hisaab jo lagaoge,
To mere pyar ko behisaab paoge,
Paani ke bulbule sa hai mera pyar,
Zara si thes lagi to dhundte rehjaoge.

When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer.
When u mix vinegar in milk u call it paneer..
When u mix a sweet person like me in ur life ..
U call it takdeer.

Yoon to zindagi ki rahoon main log hazar milengay
Hum kya hum say achy hazar milengay
Lekin bhool na jana bhool se bhi hamain
Kyoon k hum kahan apko bar bar milengay

Dur na jaaya karo dil tadap jaata hai
Tere hi khayalon me din guzar jaata hai
Aaj puchha hai dil ne ek sawal tumse
Kya dur rehker tumko bhi hamara khayal ata hai

Khamosh raat ke pehlu me sitare nahi hote,
In rukhi aankho me rangin nazare na hote.
Hum bhi na karte parwah,
Agar aap itne pyare na hote.

Apke aane se zindagi kitni khubsoorat hai,
Dil me basayi hai jo woh apki hi surat hai,
Dur jaana nahi humse kabhi bhulker bhi,
Hume har kadam per aapki zarurat hai.

Badalna aata nahi humko mousmo ki tarah
Har ek roop main tera intezaar karte hain
Na tum samet sakogi jise qayamat tak
Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain.

If u touch n feel its desire.
If u touch n don't feel its ignorance,
But u don't touch n still feels its love.

Ajeeb si kashish hai aap me
Ki hum aap k khayalon me khoye rehte hai…
Ye soch kar k aap khawabo me aao ge
Hum din me bhi soya karte hai.

Kabhi kabhi in ankho main nami se hoti hai
Kabhi kabhi in honto pe hansi si hoti hai
Ae dost woh tumhi ho jisse meri zindgi, zindgi si hoti hai

Hum aap ko kabhi khoney nahin denge,
Juda hona chaha to bhi hone nahin denge,
Chandni raton mein aye gi meri yaad,
Meri yaad ke woh pal aap ko sone nahin denge.

Na tasveer hai tumahari jo didar kiya jaye,
Na tum pass ho jo pyar kiya jaye
Yeh kaun sa dard diya hai aap ne,
Na kuch kaha jaye,na tum bin raha jaye.

Har ahat ehesas hamara dilayegi
Har hawa kissa hamara sunayegi
Hum itni yaadein bhar denge
Na chahate hue bhi aapko yaad humari aayegi.

Woh zindagi hi kya jisme mohabbat nahi,
Woh mohabat hi kya jisme yaadein nahi,
Woh yaadein hi kya jisme tum nahi,
Aur woh tum hi kya jiske saath hum nahi….

Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum,
Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge,
Koi keh de unse ki wo vada kar le hum,
Jindgi bher ke liye so jayenge.

Badi muddat se chaha hai tumhe
Badi duaaon se paya hai tumhe
Thuje bhulane ka sochu bhi kaise,
Kismat ki lakiroon se churaya hai tumhe

Phool juda hai kato se,
Khushbu se nahi,
Hum juda hai unse,
Magar dil se nahi.

Tera naam bhi usme zarur aayega,
Agar ye padkar bhi tune reply nahi kiya,
To pehla prize bhi tujhe mil jaayega

Darr-darr bhatkate hain armaan ki tarha,
Har koi humse milta hai anjaan ki tarha,
In dosto se call ki kya aas karen,
Ye to SMS bhi karte hain ehsaan ki tarha

Zid apni na chhodi
Aur pyar bhara dil tod diya
Kuchh paiso k liye zaalim
Tumne sms karna chhod diya

Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge

Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

Nauty Jokes

1. Signboard outside a prostitute's house: Married MEN not allowed.
We serve the needy, not the greedy...

2. Yesterday's news : An aunty was raped while jogging.
Today's news: More aunties found jogging.

3. How do Municipal Buses help in Family Planning?
By spreading the Message: KRIPYA PEECHHE SE CHADHIYE

4. Written on the T-Shirt of a girl:
SITUATORY WARNING: Objects inside the T-Shirt are larger than they appear from outside.

6. Santa was fondling a lady in a crowded bus.
Lady : Excuse me, aap achha nahi kar rahe hain !
Santa : Itni bheed mein is se achha nahi ho sakta.

7. Santa and banta were caught raping a girl. They were called for identification parade.

When the girl arrives, both Santa and Banta shout together: "Yahi thee, Yahi thee"

8. Jeeto was going to Chandigarh for vacations. At the time of packing Santa thinks:

Kitni bholi hai, main saath nahin jaa raha phir bhi condom saath le jaa rahi hai.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

indians sms and sayari

Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi,
TAJMAHAL Banana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,
Ab kismat khuli Shadi hue,
ab TAZ banana chahta hu,
par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!


yaadein wo nahi jisme bichadne ka ghum chupa hai
yaadein wo nahi jisme aankom ka num chupa hai
yaadein wo nahi jisme tanhai ka zakhm chhupa hai
yaadein wo hain jisme Hrithik ne act kiya aur jise Subhash ghai ne direct hai.


Hume Jeene Nahi Deti Hai Ye Gujari Huyi yaadein
Hame Se Bhooli Nahi Jati Hai Ye Biti Huyi Baatein
Ab Kaise Kahein Ham Tum se Ye Dost Teri Baatein
Hame Har Pal Yaad Dilata Hai Teri Har Chhoti chhoti Baatein.


Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote, Kash tumhare chere pe,
chicken-pox ke daag hote,
chand to tum ho hi sitare bhi saath hote.


Hasti Thi Hasaati Thi,
Dil Ko Bahut Bhaati Thi,
Dekh Dekh Sharmaati Thi,
Phir Andar Se Muskurati Thi,
Aaj! Pata Chala
vo to Pagal Thi


TU KAHE TO TERE LIYE CHAAND TAARE TOD DU
TU KAHE TO BANDH DARWAAJE KHOL DU
TU KAHE TO YEH DUNIYA CHHOD DU
TU EK BAAR TO HASKE DEKH MERE DOST
TERE SAARE DAANTO KO TOD DU


Padh Likh Kar Kya Karna Hai,
Ek Din To Sab Ko Marna Hai,
Mar Kar Phir Paida Hue,
To Phir NURSARY Se Hi Shuru Karna Hai


bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
aur phool khilne se pehle hi bakri kha gayi.


Kabhi Khamoshi Bhi Bahut Kuch Keh Jati Hai
Tadap Ne Ke Liye Sirf Yadein Reh Jati Hai
Kya Fark Padta Hai Dil ho Ya Koyla
Jalne Ke baad To Sirf Rakh Reh Jati Hai


jinka sach hona kisi surat se bhi mumkin na tha
aisi aisi baatein aksar sochna achcha laga
pehle pehle tou nighaaon mein jachta nahi tha
rafta rafta dusra, phir teesra achcha laga.


Tussi lakh bhula ke vekkho
asi dilon yaad aavange
iss duniya vich bohat chaahan waale
asi sab toh vad ke chawange
tussi paani pi pi thak jaana
assi hichkiyan ban ban aavange

indian love,sad,and funny sayari

zakham dite ishq ne
seen wala koi nahin
hanju digge naina chon mere
uhna nu peen wala koi nahin
sare dukh pa dite meri jholi rab ne
ih dukhan bhari zindagi jeen wala koi nahin


MANA HAR DARD-E-DAWA ITNI ASARDAR BHI NAHIN
MAR JAYEN BIN TERE AISE TO BEEMAR BHI NAHIN
DIL HO BEJAAN-O-JUMBISHE-ZABAN BEMAYASSAR
TO PHIR KIS MUNH SE KAHIYE KE TAQATE GUFTAR BHI NAHIN
SUNA HAI SHEHAR ME CHARCHA-E-SAHIL BHI AB NAHIN HOTA
NAZARBAND-E-GHAM HI SAHI MAGAR BEKAR BHI NAHIN
WO ZAKHMKARI KA HUNAR RAKHTE HAIN E KHUDA
HALAAT-E-BEKASI KAI CHARASAZI-E-ASAAR BHI NAHIN
KIS KIS KI KHOO DALIYEGA E DIL-E-NANDAN
BEWAFAI-O-BENIYAZI-O-PHIR SHARMSAAR BHI NAHIN
PAYENGE GHAMKHWARI-E-GHAM-E-DIL SE BHALA KYA FAIZ
RAHA HI NA AAINA TO DARAR BHI NAHIN
KYON KIYA AUR KYA KAREGA SATH MERE WO KHUDA
PAKDOON JO NABZ USKI AISA TO HOSHIYAR BHI NAHIN
KAR LI JO TANHAI SE TAUBA TO WAHAN KE HO LIYE
DEKHA TO YAHAN BHI SANG-E-SAHIL EK MAZAAR BHI NAHIN


Bichhad Kar Humse Kabhi Wo Bhi Tadpa To Hoga
Chand Lamhe Hi Sahi Wo Bhi Roya To Hoga
Beenayi Chashm Ki Kho Gayi Teer Reh Kar
Uske Naino Ko Bhi AshQone Bhigoya To Hoga
Dilke Rishte Bhi Kis Kadar Ajeeb Hote Hai
Tujhko Bhi Sanam Kisi Rishte Ne Thukraya To Hoga
Lab Khamosh Honge Kismat Mein Tanhayi Hogi
Tab Hi Wo Mere Pyaar Mein Dooba To Hoga
Tere Naseeb Mein Hai Aakhri Saans Jab Tak
Jahan Bhi Jaoge Wahan Pyaar Ka Saaya To Hoga


Internet par ladki pataayi
Internet par ho gayi sagaayi
Internet par divorce ho gaya
Is bahaane computer ka course ho gaya


Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!


Ishq Me Dekh Tera Kya Haal Ho Gaya,
Badan Se Badbu Maar Rahi Hai,
Tujhe Nahaye Hue Zamana Ho Gaya.


Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hi kamine hain
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain

indian love sayari

Ek Sher sunata hu bade dhyan se suno
Ek Sher sunata hu bade dhyan se suno
Mujhe Sher nahi aata kisi aur se suno


Yeh mere aasu jinhe koi pochne wala bhi nahi,
Koi aanchal enhe milta to sitare hote.


Jise dil diya woh dilhi chali gayi..
Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi...
Dil ne kaha khud kushi(suicide) kar le zalim...
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi...


Duniya Se Jo Dare, Usse Kayar Kehte Hain,
Duniya Jisse Dare, Usse Shayar Kehte Hain,
Biwi Se Jo Dare, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.


Aur bhi bahut si cheeze lut chu-ki hai dil ke saath
Ye bataya dosto ne ishq farmane ke baad
Is liye kamray ki ek ek cheez "ckeck" karta hoon main
"Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaa-ne ke baad"


Dil na umid to nahi, nakam hi to hai,
Lambi hai gam ki shyam magar, shyam hi to hai.


Bahut roai hai us aasu ke khatir,
Jo nikalta hai khushi ki intaha per.


Ek diya jo sare rah jalane nikle,
Aandhya bankar kai log buzane nikle.

funny sms and sayari

Boyfriends are like panipuri,
Tastes good anytime.

Lovers r like PIZZAS,
Hot & spicy,eaten frquently.

Husbands r like Dal RICE,
eaten whn there is no choice....

love sayari

naam ki kya baat karte hoo, log chehre tak bhool jate hain
tum samander ki baat karte hoon, log aankhon main doob jate hain


jee chaahta hai tumse pyari si baat ho,
khaamosh taare aur lambi si raat ho,
phir saari raat tumse hum kahte raheN,
ki tum meri zindagi tum meri qayenaat ho!!


wo zindagi hi kya jisme pyar nahi,
wo pyar hi kya jisme yaden nahi,
wo yaden he kya jisme tum nahi,
wo tum hi kya jisme hum nahi.


Kaash aisa ho ki tumko tumse chura loon,
waqt ko rok kar waqt se ek din chura loon,
tum paas ho to is raat se ek raat chura loon,
tum saath ho to is jahan se ye jahan chura loon.


jab bhi main khud ko samjhaooN, tu mera nahi hai,
dil mein koi cheekh uthta hai, nahi aisa nahi hai,
kab utarta hai koi dil mein utar jaane ke baad,
ki is gali ke doosri jaanib koi aur raasta nahi hai.

love sayari

fir wahi fasaana afsaana sunaati ho,
dil ke paas hoon keh kar dil jalati ho,
beqaraar hai aatish-e-nazar nazar se milne ko,
to Fir kyon nahi pyaar jataati ho


dil ki basti bikhar gayi hoti,
ki rooh ke ye zakhm bhar gaye hote,
yeh zindagi to aap ki amaanat thi warna,
hum to kab ke mar gaye hote!!


mila nahi koi dilbar aisaa,
jo hamse dil lagaataa,
hum to hain diljale aur,
yu hi koi dil nahi jalaataa.


Haqeeqat karo byaan to mazaak lagta hai,
ibadat karo jab to jhootha khwab lagta hai,
Are ye dil hai dil, aur dil ki hai ye sdaa,
aur tum kehte ho ki tumhe ye haseen ittfak lagta hai


mere jeene ke liye tera armaan hi kaafi hai,
dil ke qalam se likhi ye dastaan hi kafi hai,
teer-e-talwaar ki tujhe kya zaroorate ai nazneen,
qatl karne ke liye teri muskaan hai kafi hai.


agar hum na hote to tujhe ghazal kaun kahta,
tere chehre ko kamaal kaun kahta,
yeh to karishma hai mohabbat ka,
warna pathharoN (stones) ko taj mahal kaun kaheta??


roz hota hai tarruf mera teri yAdoN se,
chhalakta hai noor tera meri AnkhoN se,
tadap raha hoon maiN aur ab ye Alam hai,
aur intezaar nahi hota ab meri sasoN se,

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

love sms and sayari

Nigahe naaj karti hai, tumhee se didar karne KO, dil majboor karta hai humhee KO pyar karne KO


Mohabbat hamne mana, jindagi barbad karti hai,ye kya kam hai,mar jaane pre duniya yad karti hai.


Phool barse tumhari rahon main,najare haseen ho nigaho main, koi gam chhoo na paye ashk tera, her khushee ho tumhari bahon main.


Ishk muhabbat to wo sab karte hai, game jindagi se wo sabhi darte hai, hum to na ishk karte hai na muhabba, bus dost ki ek muskurahat pre marte hai.


Koi game nahi phir bhi man udas hai,koi rista nahi phir bhi ek aas hai, kahne ko hai bahut apne, pre too hi ek khas hai, jyada bhauk na ho,ye sab bakwas hai.


Yado main hum rahen ye ahsas rakhna,najaro se door sahi ,dil ke pas rakhna, ye nahi kahte ki sath rahon,door se hi pre hame yad rakna.


Wah mahboob sharab ho jaye,katra-katra gulab ho jaye,tum muskura kar jam bhar do,to sara pani sharab ho jaye.


Mohabat ka dipak jala ke to dekho,zara dil ki duniya saya ke to dekho, tumhe ho na jaya mohabat to kehna nazar se nazar mila ke to dekho.


Muskan aap ke hooton pe to khushi mere dil me hoti agar dard aap ke dil ko ho to aanhan meri roti hain aap meh soos karke dekho dosti.

indiansms and sayari

" Akash ke taron mein khoya hai jahan saara,

lagta hai pyara ek ek taara.

In taron mein sabse pyara hai ek sitaara,

jo is waqt padh raha hai SMS hamaara "


" Dil jo dooba aash-ke-gam aankh me machal gaye,

Ek chirag kya bujha saun chirag jal gaye,

Meri unki raah bas itni der ek thi,

Do kadam chale hi the ki raste badal gaye "


Saath rehte rehte yuhin waqt guzar jayega

Door hone ke baad kaun kise yaad aayega

Jee lo ye pal jab humsath hai

kal ka kya pata, waqt kahan le jayega



Yun DIL Ko Har Ek Shaks Per Wara Nahi Karte

Aankhon Main Har Ek Aks Utaara Nahi karte

Honi Hai Toh Ek Baar He Ho Jaye Mohabbat

Yeh Bhool Hai Aisi Ke Doobara Nahi Karte


ped se patte girte hai

udhanewala koi nahin

pyar toh sabhi kartain

lekin nibhanewala koi nahin


Jis DIL mein basa tha pyar tera;

Woh dil to kabhi ka tod diya;

Badnaam na tujhe hone deinge;

Tera naam bhi lena chod diya......!! !!


kabhi roke muskarye kabhi muskurakar roye
tumari yad jab bhi ayi tume bhula ke roye
ek tumara hi nam tha jise hazar bar likha
jitna likh kar khush huain usse jyada
mita kar roye


Pyaar kamjor dil se kiya nahi ja sakta,
Pyaar kamjor dil se kiya nahi ja sakta,

Zeher Dushman se liya nahi ja sakta,

Dil mein basi hai ulfat jis pyar ki

us ke bina jiya nahi ja sakta


"duniya badi kam ki chiz hai, hame jeena nahi aaya,
yahan her chiz me nasha hai,hame pina nahi aaya."

love sayari,urdu sayari

" Apne Aagaaz Se Aaaj tak Zindagi

Teri Hi Yaad Main Gum Rahi

Phir Bhi Jaane Kyon Yeh Ihsaas Hai

Jaise Chaahat Meri Kam Rahi "



" Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamari,
Aankhon mein hamari aansoo hain to kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari "


Mitti meri kabar se utha raha hai koi.
Khash khuda do pal ki zindgi aur de de.
Ki meri kabar se udas ja raha hai koi.

funny sayari

" Bola dukaandar ki kyaa chahiye tumhien

Jo bhi kaho ge meri dukaan per wo paoge

Maine kaha ke kutte ke khaane ka cake hai

Bolaa yahin pe khaaoge ya ghar le jaaoge "

Sunday, May 11, 2008

kisi mod par

Chand lamhe bache hain tere mere saath key
Mumkin hai ke bichar jaayen bina mulakat key.
Kahan aansuon ki ye saugaat hogi,
Naye log honge nayee baat hogi.
Main har haal me muskurata rahoonga,
Gar tumhari mohabbat mere saath hogi.
Chiragon ko mehfooz rakhna aankho main,
Badi door tak andheri raat hogi.
Musafir hoon main bhi, Musafir ho tum bhi
Phir kahin, kisi mod par mulaqat hogi

Shayari Ghazal

Mujh ko to Tujh se itni Mohabbat kabi na thi
Is se Qibal to Dil ki ( Shayari Ghazal )

Is se Qibal to Dil ki yeh Halat kabi na thi
in Dharkano se Dil ko Bagawat kabi na thi

Kyon aaj Tere jaane pe yeh Dil Udaas hai

Jane kahan wo kho gaye Masrofiyat ke Pal
Is Darja Mujh ko pehle Faragat kabi na thi

Kal Shab ko mai ne ghar mai jalaye nahi Charagh
Yun Roshni se Mujh ko to Wehshat kabi na thi

Ab kyon isi ki Yaad mai hai Beqarar Dil
Mujh ko to pehle is ki zaroorat kabi na thi

Friday, May 9, 2008

Cool SMS, Hindi Sayari, Friendship Sayari

Woh zindagi kya jisme apna na ho
Woh mehndi hi kya jisme pyaar ka rang na ho
Woh dukh hi kya jis ki koi wajah na ho
Woh dil hi kya jisme aap na ho

Aaj keh diya fir na kehna kabhi,
meri nazro se dur tum na rehna kabhi,
khushi bankar labzo pe aaye ho tum
Ashq bankar aankho se na behna kabhi

Kitne bhi dur jao HUMSE bhag na paoge,
Zindgi ke har mod pe HUME hi paoge.
Chahe kitne Bhi Msg Delete karo AAPKA
inbox hamare SMS se Bhara hi Paoge.

Jis din humne kar li bandh aakhen, Kai aakhon se us din ansu barsenge, jo kehte hai bahut bolte he hum ,,
Kabhi vahi hamari awaaz sun ne ko tarsenge ... From my Heart

Na sathi koi
na humsafr koi
Na hm kisi k
na hamara hi koi
Par apko dekh kr kh skte hai
K Pyra sa DOST hmara b hai koi

Dolat Sohrat sbke Pas Hai
Kusiya Gam Sabke Nasib Me Hai
Pyar Nafrat Sabke Dil Me Hai
Par Kusnsib Hi Ham kyoki Tum Jaisa Dost Hamre Pas hai

Judai aapki rulate rahengi,
Yaad aapki aate rahengi,
Pal pal jaan jati rahengi,
Jab tak Jism mei hai Jaan,
Meri har saans yaari nibhati rahengi

Meri Dosti Ka Hisaab Jo Lagaao Ge,
To Meri Dosti Ko Behisaab Paao Ge,
Paani Ke Bulbulay Si Hai Meri Dosti,
Zara Si Thais Lagi To Dhoondhte Reh Jaao Ge.

Honth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka,
Shayad nazar se woh baat ho jaye.
Is umeed mein karte hain intezaar raat ka,
ke shayad sapne mein mulaqat ho jaye.

Hum tumhe chahte tho bohat hai,
Chahat ke badle chahat hi chahate hai,
kya kehne hamari chahat ki ,
ki hum jisi chahte hai wo kisi aur ko chahte hai.

Ye raat itni tanha kyun hoti hai,
Kismat se sabko apni shikayat kyun hoti hai,
ajeeb khel khelti hai kismat,
Jise hum pa nahi sakte usi se mohabbat kyun hoti hai?.

GULAB KA PHOOL KAANTO SE JUDAA HO SAKTA HAI,
MAGAR APNI KHUSHBOO SE NAHI,
APNI MEHBOOBA APNE SE JUDAA HO SAKTI HAI,
MAGAR APNE DIL SE NAHI........ .

HUM NE HAR SHAM CHIRAGO SE LAGA RAKHI HAI,
SHART HAWAON SE LAGA RAKHI HAI,
JANE KIS GALI SE MERA DOST AAJAYE,
ISLIYE HAR GALI PHOOLON SE SAJA RAKHI HAI

Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari..

Guzre hue kal ki yaad aati hai,
kuch lamho se ankhen bhar aati hai,
woh subah rangeen,woh shaam nirali jaati hai,
jab aap jaise dosto ki yaad aati hai.

Indian Sayari, Hindi SMS

************ ********* ********* ********* *
Aap paas raho ya dur
hum dil se dil ki awaj mila sakate hai,
Na sms ke na khat ke mauthaj hai hum.
Per aap ke dil ko ek hichaki se hila sakate hai hum.
************ ********* ********* ********* *
Rah Rah kar teri yaad aaye to kya karun?
Yaad teri dil se na jaye to kya karu?
Sochata hu ki hogi mulakat khwabo me,
Lekin nind he naa aaye to kya karu?
************ ********* ********* ********* *
Ek lamhe me unhone hamari jindagi sawar di,
Ek lamhe me unhone hamari jindagi ujaad di,
Kasur unka nahi hamara tha,
Un do lamho me humne sari jindagi gujaar di.
************ ********* ********* ********* *
Hakikat na puch mere fasane ki,
Tere jate hi badal gayee najar jamaane ki,
Log kahete hai ki khush hu mai,
Lekin meri to aadat hai gum me be muskurane ki.
************ ********* ********* ********* *
Tu kahi be rahe tujh par ye iljam to hai,
Tere hatho ki lakiro me mera naam to hai,
Tu mujhe apana maan na man,
Tu jamane me mere naam se badnam to hai
************ ********* ********* ********* *

Thursday, May 1, 2008

friendship sayari

Mohabbat ka matlab intzaar nahi hota,
Har kisi ko dekhna pyar nahi hota,
Yu to milta hai roz mohabbat-e-paigam,
Pyar hai zindgi jo har baar nahi hota…….! !!
************ ********* *********
Khamosh Raat Ki Pehlu Mein Sitare Naa Hote,
In Rookhi Aankhon mein Rangeen Najare Naa Hote,
Hum Bhi na Karte Parwah
Agar aap Itne Pyare na hote……
************ ********* *********
Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyaar kyon hai,
Inkar karne par chahat ka ikraar kyon hai…
Use pana nahi meri taqdeer mein shayad,
Phir har mod pe usi ka intezar kyon hai…
************ ********* *********
Us ajnabi ka youn na intezaar karo
Is aashiq dil ka na aitbaar karo
Roz nikla karen kisi ke yaad mein aanso
Itna kabhi na kisi se pyaar karo
************ ********* *********
Har aahat ehsaas hamara dilaayegi.,
Har hawa khushbu hamari laayegi.;
Hum dosti aisi nibhaayengey yaara!
Ki hum na honge aur humhari yaad tumhe sataayegi..! !!
************ ********* *********
Tammana-e-ishq to hum bhi rakte hain,
Kisi ke dil me hum bhi dhadakte hain,
Na jane woh kab milenge
jin ke liye hum roz tadapte hain.
************ ********* *********
Aansu ko bahot samjhaya tanhai me aaya karo,
Mehfil me hamara mazak na udaya karo,
Is par aansu tadap kar bola, Itne logo me apko tanha paate hai,
Isliye chale aate hai!
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Dil ki awaaz ko izhaar kehte hai,
jhuki nigah ko ikarar kehte hai
sirf paane ka naam ishq nahi.
kuch khone ko bhi pyaar kehte hai.
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kis ki thi

Meri taswir main rang aur kisi ka to nahi
gher len mujhko sab ak main tamasha to nahi

zindagi tujhse har ik sans pe samajhuta karun
shauq jine ka hai mujhko magar itaa to nahi

ruh ko dard mila dard ko ankhen na mili
tujhko mahsus kiya hai tujhe dekha to nahi

sochte sochte dil dubne lagta hai mera
zahan ki tah main ‘Muzaffar’ koi dariya to nahi

zakhm-e-tanhai main khushbu-e-hina kis ki thi
saya diwar pe mera tha sada kis ki thi

uski raftar se lipti rahi meri ankhen
us ne mur kar bhi na dekha k wafa kis ki thi

waqt ki tarah dabe panw ye kaun aya hai
main andhera jise samjha wo qaba kis ki thi

kuch aur hai.

Paane se khone ka maza kuch aur hai,
band aankhon se rone ka maza kuch aur hai,
aansu bane lafz aur lafz ban gaye ghazal,
Us ghazal me tere hone ka maza kuch aur hai.

aag ka dariya

Masoom mohabbat ka bus itna fasana hai,
kagaz ki haveli hai, baarish ka zamana hai,
kya shart-e-mohabbat hai, kya shart-e-zamana hai,
aawaz bhi zakhmi hai aur geet bhi gaana hai,
Us paar utarne ki umeed bahut kam hai,
kashti bhi purani hai, tufaan ko bhi aana hai,
Samjhe ya na samjhe wo andaaz mohabbat ke,
ek shakhs ko aankhon se haal-e-dil sunana hai,
Bholi si adaa koi fir ishq ki zid par hai,
fir aag ka dariya hai aur doob ke jaana hai.

zindagi

Neend me khwab ki pyaas hai zindagi
ho nzariya toh bindaas hai zindagi
Zism ke rukh me zindagi kuchh bhi ho
Dil ke nazaro me ek ehsaas hai zindagi
Ahamiyat pyaar ki kya kahen aapse
Pyaar hai toh bas mere paas hai zindagi
Paas hokar bhi jo door hai aaj tak
Aise rishto se hi kuchh khaas hai zindagi
Tooti ummeeden fir se judne lagi hain
Har kadam ek nai aash hai zindagi
in sitaaron me ek Dost mil gaya
Verna toh kala aakaash hi hai zindagi

my sayari

Aye Khuda Ek Baar Use Mera Bana De
Kitna Chahta Hun Use Yeh Usko Bata De
Bohat Naaz Hai Hume Muhabbat Pe Apni
Ho Jaye Woh Mera Aisa Maujza Dikha De
Agar Woh Mera Naseeb Ban Nahi Sakta
To Uske Qadmon Ki Khak Mujhko Bana De
Har Pal Sapne Bas Ussi Ke Ho
Na Jagoon Aisi Neend Mujhko Sula De
Yun Ghut Ghut Kar Ab Main Jeena Nahi Chahta
Ya Woh Mujhe Miljaye Ya Mujhe Duniya Se Mita De

urdu sayari

Tu bani kisi ghar ki zeenat
Main kisi kothay ki numaish
Tera khwaab hua haqeeqat
Rahi jhooti meri khwaahish

Aurat mujh main bhi thi,haaN,dafnaa di thi ziNda
Meri kahaani ki insaaniyat bhi ho jaayay sharmiNda

Meray khwaaboN ko sool-e-wehshat chraayaa teray ghar kay mardoN nay
Meri majboori ko tamaashaa banaayaa teray ghar kay mardoN nay


MaiNnay bhi tha muhabbat ka paak chaman basaayaa
Meri hasrat bhi thi ki ho koi ik mera apnaa sa saayaa
Magar Pait ki bhookh kay sun kar naalay
Waheshi aankhoN ka sunharaa bharam khaayaa

Lay gayaa yeh mard tera dilaasaa day kar basti-e-ghumnaam main
Phir aayaay humdard aur kitnay,aashnaa karaa gayay is muqaam say

Ab har raat ki dulhan hooN
Har shub nayaa humbistar hai
Yeh to bus jaanay hai dil-e-bismil mera
Ki roz lubraiz-e- zehar nayaa nashtar hai

Tu nasoor-e-tehzeeb kahay mujh ko,main teri hi behan hooN
Bus tu rahi kismet ki ameer,main wehshat ki rehan hooN

Daikhay jo aurat mujhmaiN
To tu sharmiNda hogi
Aura a jaayay gar yeh jazbaa sub main
To shaayud insaaniyut zinda hogi



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YaadoN kay bawaNdar say uth rahaiN hai Takh_yul ki sar zamiN pay
Barq bau kay chamkta hai teri afsurda haNsee ka chehra
Honay lagi hai teray naaz-o-karam ki rimjhim
Meri takhleeq maiN main woh pehli barsaat si soundhi khusbu aa rahi hai

Tanha bahut tanha hai dil teray jaanay kay baad
SaMbhla nahi wajood shorishoN maiN bhi doob jaanay kay baad
Zamanaa to samjhtaa hai isay shauq-i-fitoor mera
Har chahray maiN agar dhooNdta hooN teray wajood ki parchaiNaN
Aur uqta kay uth aataa hooN phir apnay khyaaloN ki duniya maiN
Siyaah aur siyaah ho jaati haiN phir meri tanhaaiyaaN

Ab tu bani hai kisi ga_ir ki zindagi ka unwaaN
Ab teri raataiN uski baahoN main basi rehti haiN
Ab na us ulfat ki haqeeqat baqi
Phir bhi nadaan umeedaiN dil maiN baniN rehtiN haiN

Puchta hooN maiN aksar apni talkh raatoN say
Ki kya hai aqaayud-i-mehabbat ki asaas
Kya hai yeh rasoomaaat maiN lipta ik shuq-i-bekaar
Kya hai yeh ishq kay naam pay paltay huay pazmurda ahsaas

Kya hai yeh mehabbat yeh mehabbat ki tashheeer
Kadam bar kadam samjotoN ki besood taameer
Kya hai yeh jis-o-rooh kay alag alag meyaar
Kya hai parstish pay palta yeh falsafa-i-taqdeer

Thehar ab zauq-i-talab thehar
Aaj na yeh baat baat uthaa
Aaj ki raat barstaa hai gujishta mehabbat ka jaadoo
Aaa ki raat kuch na keh kuch na sunaa
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Meanings:Tzaad: Takraav
Takh_yul- Imagination(kalpana), Barq-lightening,Afsurda-Udaas, Takhleeq-rachna,creation
ShorishoN-kolahul(noise), Aqqayud-e-muhabbat-prem kay prati vishwaas,
Rassomaat- rasmaiN, Asaas-foundation, Pazmurda-half dead
Tashheer-Advertisement, Besood taameer-useless constrruction
Mayaar-parameters, Phalsupha-e-taqdeer-philosophy of fate
Gujishta-past

Tum bin mera jeevan

Yeh faselay jo darmiyaan aaye shaam ke saaye rukh jaaye
Dil ke isharey koi bataye beeghi ruthein kyun tham jaaye

Pas nahin tum to phir kya ho gaya mausum dobara laut aayein ge
Saagar se maujoon ko milna hai zaroori aik din to dono mil jaayein ge

Yeh faselay jo darmiyaan aaye shaam ke saaye rukh jaaye
Dil ke isharey koi bataye beeghi ruthein kyun tham jaaye

Tum bin mera jeevan toh kya pal bhi na beet paye ga
Tum jo na aaye janam mere sapnoon ka ghar tuut jaaye ga

Pas nahin tum to phir kya ho gaya mausum dobara laut aayein ge
Saagar se maujoon ko milna hai zaroori aik din to dono mil jaayein ge

Yeh faselay jo darmiyaan aaye shaam ke saaye rukh jaaye

Tum bin mere shaam aur seher payse hain sab laut aaoo na
Deekho meri deewangi sab kuch bhola ke mere jaoo na

Pas nahin tum to phir kya ho gaya mausum dobara laut aayein ge
Saagar se maujoon ko milna hai zaroori aik din to dono mil jaayein ge

Yeh faselay jo darmiyaan aaye shaam ke saaye rukh jaaye
Dil ke isharey koi bataye beeghi ruthein kyun tham jaaye

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