Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Pyaar ke Funny SMS, Sardar ji aap ke dadhi,Yahi to maza hai peene mein

Pyaar ke Funny SMS



wo bola : ‘ main na samjha tha baat itne si
dil hai shishe ka duniya patthar ki’

hamara jawab hai : ‘ e patthar ke sanam chor duniya ka bharam
‘ dil mera to ab tera hai yuh maar na tu tshn’


wo bola

tum sher to hum sawa sher
tum sawa sher to hum babbar sher


hamne kaha

hum sher to tum sawa sher
hum sawa sher to tum babbar sher
hum babber shar to tum kya???

bato na!!!

to tum bhiggu billi!!!! hai na…lol




Sardar ji aap ke dadhi



sardar ji aap ke dadhi
jaise bala ki zulfe
uff mrjaawa gud khake
lagti hai baber sher ki muchhe
latak sakte hai inhe pakad do bachhe
is kandhe se us kandhe tak
laherati hain ho ke mast
unme danda bhi gumnaam ho jaye
dil kise ka kho jaye
aisi hai aap ke dadi
aisi hai aap ki muche
dekhke inhe hum to ghabra gaye
hum zara jara sa haans gaye
haay! hum to phas gaye



Yahi to maza hai peene mein




Yahi to maza hai peene mein
yehi to utsukta hai pee ke jeene mein
karo jo chaho tum pee ke duniya mein
dileri kar lo hai dafan jo chah seena mein


Peene mein kya gum hai
Pee ke jeene mein kya gum hai
hum ne pe nahi hui hai to kya
peene ka ehasaas to hamme hai



Lagta ha is sharabi ko aap pahachan na saki
sharabi hum maana, majnoo hum nahi
lagta hai aap abhi bhi hamme samajh na saki
majnoo hai apne hazzar per mein kisi ke laila nahi



Dosti ka nasha kaam nahi hota peene se
Hota hai Jeene ka Maza duna peene se
aaj milke pete hai hum dost yaha
mahafil ka rang duna hota hai peene se

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