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Kya kahu tujhe, khwab kahu to toot jayega…........ Dil kahu to bikhar jayega……........ Aa tera naam zindagi rakh du…… Kam se kam maut se pehle to tera sath na chuth payega
Mujhe naaz hai ke too mera pyar hai, Tum ho to mujhe jine ka armaan hai, Tumhe milne se dil khil uthta hai, Meri zindagi ki ek toohi pahechaan hai, Tere siwa mujhe kisi se kya kaam hai, Tere bina mera jina bhi bekaar hai, Mujhe naaz hai ki toohi mera pyar hai
Tum bahot khoobsurat ho, Jise dilme basa lia hai, Tumse khoobsurat hai tumhari aankhein, Jise dekhne ko ji chahata hai, Aankho se khoobsurat hai muskaan tumhari, Bas paheli nazar me bana dia diwana hame
tum hi ho raz-e-dil janne wale tum hi ho ashik mere deewane tum hi se hai juda mera har sapna tum hi se hai judi meri har khushiya
Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari, Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari, Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya, Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari !
True friends are like Diamonds. they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves. they are scattered everywhere
Koi ankhon se baat ker leta hai, koi ankhon me mulakat ker leta hai, bada mushkil hota hai jawab dena jab koi khamosh rehker saval ker leta hai.
I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you all promise to remain my friend !!!
Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge, Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge, Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge, Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !
dosti mein dil ka tamasha dekha nahi jata, humse tuta hua sisa dekha nahi jata, apne hisse ki khusiya bhi de du tujhe, aye dost tera utra hua chehra dekha nahi jata
Dost ek saahil hai tufaano ke liye, Dost ek aaina hai armaano ke liye, Dost ek mehfil hai anjaano ke liye, Dosti ek khawaahish hai aap jaise dost ko paane ke liye !!
Aye dost teri dosti uss ghadi tadpaayegi, Jab zindagi kahegi alvida, Aur maut bhi naa aayegi ! .
Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai, Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat hai, Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai, Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jasbaat hai !
Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasweer bana sakta hoon, Tujhse mile bina tera haal bata sakta hoon, Hai meri dosti mein itna dum, Apni aankh ka aansoon teri aankh se gira sakta hoon !!
Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge, Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge, Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge, Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !
Dosti achchi ho toh rang laati hai, Dosti gehri ho toh sabko bhaati hai, Dosti naadaan ho toh toot jaati hai, Par agar dosti apne jaisi ho.... .... Toh itihaas banaati hai !
Tumse doori ka ehsaas sataane lagaa, Tere saath guzaraa har lamha yaad aane laga, Jab bhi tujhe bhoolne ki koshish ki aye dost, Tu dil ke aur bhi kareeb aane laga !
Kaun kehta hai Dost tumse hamari Judaai hogi, Ye Khabar kissi aur ne Udaai hogi, Shaan se rahenge aapke Dil mae hum, Itne shayries mein Humne kuchh toh Jagah banaai hogi.
Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge, Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge, Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge, Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge
Raatein gumnaam hoti hai, Din kisike naam hota hai, Hum zindagi kuch is tarah jeete hai, Ki har lamha doston ke naam hota hai !
Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari, Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari, Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari, Ab tumse kya chhupaana, Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari !
Us falak ke teer ka kya nishana tha Jahan thee meri manzil wahin mera aashiyana tha Bas pahunch hi rahi thi kashti saahil pe Is toofan ko bhi abhi hi aana tha...
Sir se chaddar, badan se hava le gayi, Zindagi hum fakiro se kaya le gayi, Meri muththi mein to kuch sukhe hue phool hai, Khushbo ko udakar hava le gayi, Maien samandar ke sine mein chala gaya, Raat ek mauj aayi Usen baha le gayi, Chand ne raat ko Jagakar kaha, Kssi ladake ne tumhari ashaqui le gayi...
Aap gairon ki baat karte ho Aap gairon ki baat karte ho Humne apnoko azmaya hai Log katonse bachke chalte hain Log katonse bachke chalte hain Humne phoolon se zakham khaye hain.
aanken band kar bhi hum tera deedar karte hain aee sanam hum to sirf tum se pyar karte hain. lakh chaah kar bhi main tujhe bhula nahi sakta saans rahte,teri tasvir aankhon se hataa nahi sakta. aakhiri pal tak oo bewafaa , tujehe yaad karta hoon teri yaadon ko seene mein basaa kar chalta hoon.
Khhoob gaye pardes ke apne, deewaaro dar bhool gaye, sheesh mahal me aisa bhi kya, mitti ke ghar bhool gaye ...
mere ashqon ka har qatra, tere mohabbat ki nishani hai, jo tu samjhe to moti (pearl) hai, tu na samjhe to paani hai..!!
youn to koi tanha nahi hota, chaah kar bhi koi juda nahi hota, mohabbat ko to majbooriyaN hi le doobti hai, warna khushi se koi bewafa nahi hota!!
mera har iqraar, tere har inkaar se achha hoga. mera har din, teri har raat se acha hoga. yaqeeN nA aaye, to apni doli se jhaaNk lena. meri maiyat ka janaaza, teri doli se achha hoga!!!
Aye Dil Ye Tu Ne Kaisa Rog Liya Maine Apno Ko Bhula Key Eik Ghair Ko Apna Man Liya!!!!
Har ek ka dil bahelaya, Na mera hi dil bahelana aaya muje Shabe gum mein bhi hasata raha, Kaya karu, Fir bhi na rona aaya muje...
Machal Machal kar arman mere khud hi dafan ho jate hai, Jis dhage ki mai janib hun,Are, Vo dhage hi kafan ho jate hai!!!
Mita de apni Husti ko Agar doh Martba Chahe..... Ke Dana Khak may Milkar Gul-e-gulzar hota hay.
Pata nahi tha ki shayiri mein itna dum hein Pata nahi tha ki shayiri mein itna dum hein, har dil mein kahi chuppa hua gum hein
Rakibo ke sir galat ilzame bevafai hai, Gairo ne to sirf hava di hai, Aag apano ne lagayi hai!!!
Pyaar toh kiya mainey bahut, magar izhaar na karna aaya ... usney poocha toh mujhsey bahut, magar ikraar na karna ayaa...
husn-o-jawani ho to har aik ko gharoor aata hai tere bahar adaoon ko dekh kar hamain saroor aata hai tujeh bahar kaha to iss leye kay har mosaam shajar se rooth bhi jaye to lot kar zaroor aata hai.
The hen dies of malaria and mosquito dies of bird flu.
Moral: True love might never die but lovers like these die a horrible death :D
seller: yeh bakra 20000 ka yeh 10000 yeh 5000 or woh wala sirf 500 rupee. custmr: 500 ka kyun hai? seller: china ka hai, koi guarantee naheen ghar jaa k bhonkna shuru ker dai
How can I tell you what I feel for you? When I think of you my feelings twist inside As if someone's fist reached in and grabbed a few, And turned and turned them tight and tangled. I've tried Somehow to say: You're the sun in my sky, The wind that takes me where I want to go, The sweet incense that makes me feel so high That loving you seems all I need to know. But it all sticks in my throat! It sounds too cute, Empty as a wrinkled paper bag. You won't believe it! Better I stay mute Than offer you cliches that make you gag. And yet I wish to tell you of my love, If only love its own locks would remove!
Beautiful eyes, beautiful face, I'm shy to talk to you. You're the eagle I must watch No matter what I do.
You're the beauty, wild and free, The mistress of my eyes, Rolling through exultant air, Alone in pristine skies.
I would take you for my own Could I but have your wings, Could I but go where night begins And frozen sunlight sings.
Could I but have you for my love, How might we fly together! But I must watch you from below And long for you forever. But I must be the one below And long for you forever.
Strange-I live with my heart outside my breast. Instead, thou holdst it in thyself, 'tis true, Since I to thee love finally confessed, And thou returned it, making one of two. 'Tis hard to live without thee in my sight; I sorely miss thy blissful countenance, Thy gentle touch which sets my soul to flight, And thy eyes, which, full of inner light do dance. I long for thy lips meeting with my own; Oh! to fall into thy strong arms again, As we share our deep love in dulcet tones- Sweeter, as it flows freely and unplanned. I survive this stress because of one thing: God has giv'n unto us His blessing.
How may I earn thy love, my joy, my sweet? I live but for thy smallest fleeting smile. My honours all I place beneath thy feet And tremble at my daring all the while. Thy silken tresses; aye, thy honey'd locks Flow smoother on than rivers to the sea. The yearning of my heart my thinking mocks That I might dare believe that thou'ld choose me. I lose myself within thy sky-wide eyes Calm as a breeze or stormy as a gale; Whenever thou art with me, my heart flies, Winging its way o'er fountain, hill, and dale. And tho I understand thy thinking not, Thou lov'st me too, and thus my worth is brought.
Jab bhi ye dil udas hota hai, jane koun aas-pass hota hai, Hoth chup chaap bolte ho jab, saans kuch tej tej chalti hai, Aankhe jab de rahi ho aawaje, thandi aankho me sans chalti hai, Aankhe jab dekhe tasvire, tera chehra tera khyal liye, Aaina dekhna ho jab mujhko, ek masum sa sawal liye, Koi wada nahi kiya, lekin kyu tera intezar rehta hai Bevaja jab karar mil jaye , dil bada bekarar rehta hai, Jab bhi ye dil udas hota hai, jane koun aas-pass hota hai,
Deewane ho gaye ham jinki yaad me, Wo hum hi se begaane ho gaye, Shaiad unhe talash hai ab naye pyaar ki Kyun ki unki nazar me hum purane ho gaye.
Apni kismat ke aage bebas hai Insaan, Bebas hai khwaab haqeekat ke aage, Koi ruki huyee Dhadkan se puche, Kitna tadapta hai Dil Mohabbat ke aage.
Ek dil ka kaha mano ek ehsaan kardo, Ek benam si moohabat mere naam kardo , Meri jaan per itna ehsaan kar do, Ek subah ko milo aur shaam kar do,
Kuch pal hote hai kuch pal k liye, Jee lo inhe har pal ke liye, Ye waqt to ret ki tarha fishal jayenge, De jayenge sirf kuch yaden umar bhar k liye.
Time Is The Coin Of Your Life. It Is the Only Coin You Have, And You Can Determine How It Will Be Spent. Be Careful Lest You Let Other People Spend It for You.
Rehte Hain Saath Saath Main Aur Meri Tanhai
Rehte hain saath saath main aur meri tanhai Kartey hain raaz ki baat main aur meri tanhai
Din to guzar hi jata hai logon ki bheed me Kartey hain basar raat main aur meri tanhai
Saanson ka kya bharosa kab chhod jaaye saath Lekin rahenge saath main aur meri tanhai
Aaye na tumhe yaad kabhi bhul kar bhi hum Kartey hain tumhe yaad main aur meri tanhai
Aa ke paas kyon door ho gaye hum se Kartey hain teri talash main aur meri tanhai
Tum ko rakhenge saath zeenat bana ke ghar ki Reh jaayein phir na tanha main aur meri tanhai.
Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always finishes given assignments on time. Often Bob takes extended measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be classed as a high-s employee, the type which cannot be dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be sent away as soon as possible.
1 larke ko kia chahiye? 1 larki jo pyar de, 1 larki jo acha khana banaye, 1 larki jo uski khoob khidmat kare, OR wo teeno larkian mil jul kar saath rahen.....
Police Officer to Son: Tumhara Result acha naheen aaya, aaj sey tumhara khelna or tv dekhna band.
Son: Yeh pakro 50 rupey or is ko yaheen daba do
how to stop an elephant from going through eye of a needle?
Tie a knot in his tail
malka sharawat gives handkerchief to tailor and asks him to stich 5 dresses
Wada kero per nibhana sikho Chahat dil mein rakho per jitna sikho U hi kisi ko intizar na karvao Koi ager pyar se SMS kare to jawab dena sikho
Aj rotha howa 1 shaks both yad aya
Acha guzra howa kuch waqt bohut yaad aya
Jo mery dard ko seenay mein chupa leta tha
Aj jab dard hua to bohut yad aya.
Hansi ne labon pe ana choor dia hai, Khawabo ne palkon pe ana choor dia hai Aati nahi hain tab se hichkiyaan bhi Aap ne jab se yaad karna choor dia hai.
Pyar ankon se jataya to bura man gae
Hale dil humne sunaya to bura man gae
Wo to har roz rulaate the humen
Hum ne ek roz rulaya to bura man gae.
zulf rukh say hatta k bat karo raat ko din bana k bat karo ashianay k charagh madhum hain tum zara aankhain uttha k baat karo koi taza fareb danain ko tum zara muskara k baat karo yeh bhi andazay guftagu hai koi jab karo dil dukha k bat karo.
what do you get when you cross king kong with a bell?
ding dong king kong
Wife: i had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have known the minute I asked you to marry me
Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
Amitabh: Thank you for calling customer care... rishte mein to hum tumhare baap lagate hian filhaal ek customer care hain...
Customer: (angrily) I NEED YOUR MANAGER
Amitabh: Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere baap ko chor kaha tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne meri maa ko gaali dekar naukri se nikaal diya tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere haath pe yeh likh diya tha... uske baad uske baad mere bhai.. Tum jis manager ko kahoge main laaonga.
1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain? pappu : legs Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai? pappu: paisay Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain pappu: neend puri karte hain girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai? pappu : kaan main ched MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain
A:Hasta luego B: Whats that? A: GoodBye in Spanish. B: Poison! A: Whats that? B: Goodbye in any language!
her koi ker raha hai arman phudi ka phudi pe mar raha hai insaan phudi ka phudi bhi rabar ka lun bhi rabar ka
Ye3 Sookha andar jatga hai, or geela bahar ata hai. andar daal k hilao tu apna asar dekha k ye bay jaan sa bahar ata hai, ye kuch or nhi tapal tea bags hai.
"motiyan, bela, phool, kaliyan, dekho yaroo shad hain na, aj tumhari salgirah hai, dekhoo ham ko yaad hai na!"
A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B'DAy
Johnny, George, and Bert were driving along in their pickup when they saw a sheep caught in the fence with its hind end up in the air.
Bert said, "I wish that was Sharon Stone."
George echoed, "I wish it was Demi Moore."
Little Johnny sighed, "I wish it was dark . . . "
what do you get if you cross a sheep and an octopus?
A sweater with 8 sleeves!
A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B'DAy
what do you get if you cross a sheep and an octopus?
A sweater with 8 sleeves!
Whats the difference between someone who has been bitten by a mosquito and a 100 meter athlete about to start a race?
aisi apni wife ho 5.5 jiski hight ho jeans jiski tight ho chehra jiska bright ho waight main thori light ho umer main diffrence slight ho thori se woh quite ho too mamorable her ek night ho aisi apni wife ho sarak per sub kaheen kia cute hey bheer main sub kaheen pakistan ki paidaish ho beauty multyply by twice ho favorite color white ho make up thora light ho zulfain dynamite hoon aankheen us ki jaisey sunny twilight ho hoonton ko dekh ker lagey jaisey coke diet ho jub sari pehan ker nikley to kia sight ho aisa lagey jaisey swtizerland ki flight ho aisi apni wife ho agar aisi apni wife ho tu kia haseen life ho
When U were a baby, U played with toys. Now U are a lady and U play with boys!!
Musharraf said to his mother. Ammi mari B.V , M.M.A walon sey meli hoi hai! Jab bhe kamray main jata hoon kehti hai wardi utaro
Bacha apni Ami se : Ami kal papa ne apni kaam wali nukrani ko drawing room k sofe par lita ker
Maa: bus bus apne papa k saamne batana
bache ka baap aaya to Maa: haan beta kia hoa tha?
Bacha:kal papa apni naukrani ko drawing room k sofe par lita k jo muneeb uncle aap k saath karte hain wo kar rahe the
Ye3 Sookha andar jatga hai, or geela bahar ata hai. andar daal k hilao tu apna asar dekha k ye bay jaan sa bahar ata hai, ye kuch or nhi tapal tea bags hai.
Bache k peda hone per bache ki dadi : lanat hai bahu... 8 saal main sirf ek hi bacha peda kia ?
Bahu : agar aap k bete k aasrey per rehti to ye bhi nahi hota
Baap bete se : Qutub minar kaha hai?? Beta : Pata nahi Baap :Kabhi ghar se nikla karo!! Beta : Ram Lal kon hai? Baap : Pata nahi Beta : Kabhi ghar me raha karo!!
BREAKING NEWZ : GIRLZ HOSTEL main kal agg lag gai Raat gaye fire bridge ka amlay nay agg pay qaboo pa la MAGAR amlay per qaboo abhi tak nhi paya ja saka
barrish ho aur zameen gilli na ho, dhup niklay aur surso pilli na ho, to phir app nay yeh kasay soch liya kay neend may ap ki yaad ahay aur shalwar gili na ho..
If u hav 2 eggs between ur 2 legs u r a man but if u hav 4 eggs between ur 2 legs don"t think u r a superman someone is F**king u
Patni ne Arz kiya hai ki.... "Zara Dhire se CHODO Sanam, Mehangai ka Zamana hai.. 2 inch ki Chut ko Zindagi Bhar Chalana hai
Girl and boy lost in jungle After two days of struggle for food and water, girl said-dear plz fuck me. boy asid: why? girl said: abey kuch to ander jayega.
MADAM said to a naughty boy! Jab main sakht hoti hon to bohat sakht, NAram hoti hon to bohat naram, NAughty boy said !Madam aap to bilkul meri LULLI Jaisee ho..!!!!!!
Sardarni: kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale gaye. Sardar: tumne unhe roka nahi? Sardarni: bahot roka par bole ab aur taakat nahi hai, kal aayenge
Daughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke jahan apna l*nd dalte hain, bachha wahin se nikalta hai? Mom: Haan. Daughter: Oh my god! To kya mera bachha mere muh se niklega?
Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its Still pretty good
3 Galz having lunch. 1st said" i saw d condoms in boss drawer. 2nd said: i also saw & punchered them. 3rd Said: HaramZadi pehle batana tha na !!
Ek ladka apne papa se, Son:papa main kaise paida hua tha? Father: Beta maine aur teri mammi ne mannaten mangi thi tb tum paida haye. Son: Aur aap? Father: Mere papa aur mammi ne bhi mannatein mangi thi. Son: Achchha apne yahan ye chodne-vodne ka system nahin hai kya?????????
Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye. Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge.. Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.
Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman? A: A computer doesn"t laugh at a 3½ inch floppy.
Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi... Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de..
A notice in a factory for girl workers. "If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"
Make luv to ur galfriend on Valentine day. She"ll give u gud news on Mothers` day n u"ll hv a child on children`s day. Don"t try this on everybody. U"ll hv bad news on Dec 1 (AIDS day)
A dentist was caught raping a girl. Next day headline, "Dentist caught filling wrong cavity".
Skin meets Skin When is that the skin meets skin, hair meets hair n balls disappear.. dirty mind its when u BLINK UR EYES
Which Part... of a man"s body has no bone full of veins loves pumping and responsible 4 making LOVE!
Friendship never has a volume it never demands proofs it also does not have happy ending simply b'coz it never ends as frnds r true
khuda ka diya yeh kimati tohfa hain jise woh dubara nahi dehta
Aa tu he daud k lipat ja seene say humare, Phir ishara iss taraf say hoga, yeh umeed na rakh, Ki,ik baar mohabat ki beekh maangi thi tujh say, Baar baar sar mera jhukega, yeh umeed na rakh, Na acha kiya tune iss dil ko thukra ker, Tujhko na koi thukrayega, yeh umeed na rakh, Bohat he tadpaya gam ne tere humko magar, Hum yun ghut ghut ker mar jayenge yeh umeed na rakh.
Taraste they jo milne ko humse kabhi, Aaj woh kyun mere saaye se katrate hain, Hum bhi wahi hain dil bhi wahi hai, Na jane kyun log badal jate hain.
Wafa ka naam na lo yaaro, wafa dil ko dukhati hai Wafa ka naam lete hi ek bewafa ki yaad aati hai!!!
Har aasunoN mein jo baha vo dard tumhara hai, Humne kiya pyar jo tumse to qasoor humara hai, Dil-a-naadan ghalti kar baatha, Ek bewafa sa dil laga baatha.
Tumhara jutha pyar ko hamari zindagi samja, Tumhe apna dil deke tumhara dard liya, Tumhare khel ko me samaj na saka, Tumko bewafa kehne ka kabil na raha...
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the worst. An optimist finds the positive in the negative, and a pessimist can only find the negative in the positive.
For example, an avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him.
He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, a pessimist by nature, and invited him to hunt with him and his new dog.
As they waited by the shore, a flock of ducks flew by. they fired, and a duck fell. The dog responded and jumped into the water. The dog, however, did not sink but instead walked across the water to retrieve the bird, never getting more than his paws wet. This continued all day long; each time a duck fell, the dog walked across the surface of the water to retrieve it.
The pessimist watched carefully, saw everything, but did not say a single word.
On the drive home the hunter asked his friend, "Did you notice anything unusual about my new dog?"
"I sure did," responded the pessimist. "Your dog can't swim"
After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization" , a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.
Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?"
Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!"
Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question.
If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. "
Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?"
Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?"
Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed.
Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.
He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical."
Abdul was having trouble with his computer. So Abdul called Jaffer, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over. Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away, I Abdul called after him, 'So, what was wrong? He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'
Abdul didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'
Jaffer grinned.... 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?'
'No,' Abdul replied. 'Write it down,' said Jaffer, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'
A blond is on board a small two- seater plane when suddenly the pilot dies. Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio. "Mayday, Mayday! My pilot just died!" she screams. Ground control receives her call for help and answers back: "Don't worry, madam. I'll talk you down, just do as I say. First, I need you to give me your height and position."
Faasle mita kar aapas mein pyar rakhna, pyar ka rishta yu hi barkaraar rakhana, bichar jae kabhi aap se hum, to ankho mein hamesha hamara intezaar rakhna..
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Zindagi hai nadan isliye chup hoon, Dard hi dard subah shaam isliye chup hoon, Keh deta zamane se dastan apni...... Usme ayega tera naam isliye chup hoon.....
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Dono aankho mein ashq liya karte hain, Hum apni neend mein tera naam liya karte hain. Jab bhi aaye Hichkiyaan tumhe, Samajh lena hum tumhe yaad kiya karte hain....
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Aur kuch nahi chahiye ek muskan hi kafi hai, dil main bas ek Tamanna hi kafi hai, Tamanna hai ye ki aap sada kush raho , hamen yaad rakhna ye ehsaan hi kafi hai.
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Mil Jaye Koi Naya To Hume Na Bhula Dena Koi Rula de Tumhe To Hume Yaad Kar Lena, dost na sahi Hum tumhare...insaan to hai... Khushi Na Sahi YAAR Gum Hi Baant Lena...!!
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Khamosh the hum to magrur samaj liya chup the hum to majboor samaj liya yehi aapki galti hai ke itne kareeb the hum phir bhi aapne door samazh liya.
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Tamaam umar zindagi se door rahe, Apki khushi ke liye apni khushi se door rahe. Ab is se badkar wafa ki saja kya hogi, ke aapke hokar bhi aapse door rahe...!!!
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"Dil mein na ho Jurrat tu mohabbat nahi milti khairat mein itni badi daulat nahi milti khuch log yunhi shaher mein hum se bhi khafa hein Kya karen??har aik se apni tabyat nahi milti".....
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Mohabbat sabko mil jaaye jaruri to nahi. Woh bhi hame chahein jaruri to nahi. Kuch log bahut yaad aate hain dil ko, Hum bhi unki yaad ban jaaye jaruri to nahi.... ************ ********
Ladte rahe taqdeer se par akhir haar gaye jinko apna khoon pilaaya....vohi hamein maar gaye yeh kaisi duniya hai pathro ki ae dost unse dil lagake yeh hum jaan gaye..!!
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Vaqt ko kaun rok paaya hai pyar karke har insan bewafa ban gaya hai kuch aaj bhi hai hamari tarah jo wafao ki seyj sajaate hai par gham ki baat hai aaj tak wafa ka tohfa na kisine laaya hai
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Kal tak jinko thi zindagi raas bohat aaj dekha hai unko udhaas bohat kyun na rowu teri yaad mein din guzre hai teri yaad mein bohat
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Pyaasi aankh ko darya nazar nahin aaya.. kayee dinon se tera chehra nazar nahin aaya... Tere deedar ki bhick mangta main ussse... magar falak se toott ta hua Taara nazar nahin aaya...
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Khushboo ki Tarah aapke paas bikhar jayenge... Sukoon Banker dil me Utar Jaayenge.... Mehsoos Karne ki Koshish to kijiye Door hote hue bhi Paas nazar aayenge....
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dard kitne hain bata nahi sakti zakhm kitne hain dikha nhai sakti ankhon se samjh sako to samjh lo ansoon gire hain kitne gina nahi sakti
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Mohabbat ne hum par yeh ilzaam lagaya hai, Wafa karke bhi bewafa ka naam paya hai. Raahein alag nahi thi humari phir bhi, Humne alag – alag manzil ko paya hai...
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Tadap dil ki bulaegi kya phir bhi nahi aao gee? Humari jaan chali jaaegi kya phir bhi nahi aao gee! Na aaegi humari yaad Tab tak maat aana! Mager jab yaad humari aaegi kya phir bhi nahi aao gee?
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Uski yaadon se dil ko abaad kya karein Jisko bhulay he nahi usay yaad kya karein Jab apne he hathon Ujaad de zindagi apni Phir ghairon se jaker is ki Faryad kya karein!!!
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Mere alfazon ko juth mat samajna, Yaad aati hai bahut jaldi milne ki dua karna, Jee raha tha tumhare naam par Mar jauon toh bewafa mat samajna
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Tumne agar tukhra diya toh kaha jayege hum toh jeete ji hi mar jayege tumse hi hai meri zindagi ki subo shaam tum na miley to hum kuch bhi kar jayege
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Is zaalim aur Beraham duniyame.... Kab kaun kisika hota hai.....???? Dhokha to wohi deta hai..... Jispe Zaada bharosa Hota hai.....
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Teri Bewafaee me dil bEKARAR HI NA Karoon.. tu Hukm de to tera intazaar hi na karoon.. Tu bewafaa hai to is kadar bewafaee kar... Ke tere Baad main kisee aur se pyar hi na karoon??
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Tod de her ek ummed ki dori.. ummedon me kya rakha hai Ihsq mohabbat batein hain.. In baaton me kya rakha hai kismat main jo likha hai woh akhir ho ker rehta hai chund lakereen uljhi se hain..warna hathon main kya rakha hai ?????
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Pyar ke ujalo me gum ka andhera kyu aata hai, Jisko hum chahte hai wohi kyu rulata hai, Mere khuda agar wo mera naseeb nahi To aise logon se kyu milata hai
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Ye raat itnee tanha kyun hoti hai...? Aur kismat pe apnee sabko shikayat kyun hoti hai? Ajeeb khel khelti hai ye kismat bhi.. Jise hum paa nahin sakte, usi se mohabbat kyon hoti hai..????
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Pyar humari nasib main kahan, Naha kisike chahat ke hum huqdaar, Aaj kyu darta hai dil mera, pyar na hoke bhi khone se darta hai yaar........
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Pyar ke ujalo me gum ka andhera kyu aata hai, Jisko hum chahte hai wohi kyu rulata hai, Mere khuda agar wo mera naseeb nahi To aise logon se kyu milata hai
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woh yaad aaj bahut aa rahe hai humme pyar ke galiyon mai yeh dard chubte hai mujhe ek lamha tha meri zindagi mai....ab woh kho gaye... aankho se chalakte lahoo...mehendi ban gaye mere...
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AAankhon Ki Zuban Woh Samajh Nahin Patay, Hoont Magar Kuch Keh Nahin Patay, Apni Bebassi Kis Tarhan Kahain Hum, Koi Hai Jis K Bina Hum Reh Nahin Patay.
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Main aapke intezaar mein baitha hoon, Aur aap na jaane kiska intezaar kar rahe ho, Ye dil aapse pyar karne ki ijazat maang raha hai, Aur aap na jaane kyon inkaar kar rahe ho!!!
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Ehsaas bohot hoga jab chhodh ke jayenge Royenge bohat magar aansu nah aayenge, Jab saath na dey koi to aawaz hamain dena, Jannat me bhi honge to lout k aayenge....
Ain't all sensible things ought to be followed?? huh?
1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it.
3. Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!
4. Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care who rules the world! That's called Attitude…! Keep on rocking!
5. Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!
6. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
7. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles? He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!
8. So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow sure!
9. Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!
10. All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!
11. Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu di ya chacha di???
12. When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart, When tears flows from your eyes always say these words… Eh Ganpat, chal daru la…
13. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
This woman dies, and when she gets to heaven she asks Saint Peter, "Would it be possible for me to get together with my dear departed husband? He died many years ago." Saint Peter asks, "What's his name?" "John Smith," replies the woman.
"Gee," says Saint Peter, "we've got a lot of John Smiths up here. But sometimes we can identify people by their last words. Do you happen to remember what his last words were?"
The woman thinks for a moment, then says, "Oh yes! I remember them! He said that if I ever slept with another man after he was gone, he would roll over in his grave."
"Oh!" says Saint Peter. "You mean Whirling John Smith!" ____________ _____
The Minister JokesWareHouse
The Minister
A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a long holiday weekend.
The attendant worked quickly, but there were many cars ahead of him in front of the service station.
Finally, the attendant motioned him toward a vacant pump.
"Reverend," said the young man: "Sorry about the delay. It seems as if everyone waits until the last minute to get ready for a long trip."
The minister chuckled: "I know what you mean. It's the same in my business."
************ ** MountainWings - No Enemies Issue # 8037
No Enemies
The minister's sermon went on and on about how important it was to forgive people and
reach out to them so as not to make enemies.
"Is there anyone in this church who can honestly say they have no enemies?" asked the
minister.
Not a hand went up. But a few moments later, a very elderly lady in the back row raised her
frail little hand.
"Please, come up and tell us what you have done over all these years that you can be so
confident you have no enemies," asked the minister.
Dutifully the old woman limped up to the front of the church where she explained: "I outlived 'em all."
Lamhe judai ke bekarar kerte hain, Haalat mere mujhe laachar karte hain, Aankhe meri pad lo kabhi, Ham khud kaise kahe ki aapse pyaar karte hain.
Mere pyaar ka hisaab jo lagaoge, To mere pyar ko behisaab paoge, Paani ke bulbule sa hai mera pyar, Zara si thes lagi to dhundte rehjaoge.
When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer. When u mix vinegar in milk u call it paneer.. When u mix a sweet person like me in ur life .. U call it takdeer.
Yoon to zindagi ki rahoon main log hazar milengay Hum kya hum say achy hazar milengay Lekin bhool na jana bhool se bhi hamain Kyoon k hum kahan apko bar bar milengay
Dur na jaaya karo dil tadap jaata hai Tere hi khayalon me din guzar jaata hai Aaj puchha hai dil ne ek sawal tumse Kya dur rehker tumko bhi hamara khayal ata hai
Khamosh raat ke pehlu me sitare nahi hote, In rukhi aankho me rangin nazare na hote. Hum bhi na karte parwah, Agar aap itne pyare na hote.
Apke aane se zindagi kitni khubsoorat hai, Dil me basayi hai jo woh apki hi surat hai, Dur jaana nahi humse kabhi bhulker bhi, Hume har kadam per aapki zarurat hai.
Badalna aata nahi humko mousmo ki tarah Har ek roop main tera intezaar karte hain Na tum samet sakogi jise qayamat tak Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain.
If u touch n feel its desire. If u touch n don't feel its ignorance, But u don't touch n still feels its love.
Ajeeb si kashish hai aap me Ki hum aap k khayalon me khoye rehte hai… Ye soch kar k aap khawabo me aao ge Hum din me bhi soya karte hai.
Kabhi kabhi in ankho main nami se hoti hai Kabhi kabhi in honto pe hansi si hoti hai Ae dost woh tumhi ho jisse meri zindgi, zindgi si hoti hai
Hum aap ko kabhi khoney nahin denge, Juda hona chaha to bhi hone nahin denge, Chandni raton mein aye gi meri yaad, Meri yaad ke woh pal aap ko sone nahin denge.
Na tasveer hai tumahari jo didar kiya jaye, Na tum pass ho jo pyar kiya jaye Yeh kaun sa dard diya hai aap ne, Na kuch kaha jaye,na tum bin raha jaye.
Har ahat ehesas hamara dilayegi Har hawa kissa hamara sunayegi Hum itni yaadein bhar denge Na chahate hue bhi aapko yaad humari aayegi.
Woh zindagi hi kya jisme mohabbat nahi, Woh mohabat hi kya jisme yaadein nahi, Woh yaadein hi kya jisme tum nahi, Aur woh tum hi kya jiske saath hum nahi….
Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum, Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge, Koi keh de unse ki wo vada kar le hum, Jindgi bher ke liye so jayenge.
Badi muddat se chaha hai tumhe Badi duaaon se paya hai tumhe Thuje bhulane ka sochu bhi kaise, Kismat ki lakiroon se churaya hai tumhe
Phool juda hai kato se, Khushbu se nahi, Hum juda hai unse, Magar dil se nahi.
Tera naam bhi usme zarur aayega, Agar ye padkar bhi tune reply nahi kiya, To pehla prize bhi tujhe mil jaayega
Darr-darr bhatkate hain armaan ki tarha, Har koi humse milta hai anjaan ki tarha, In dosto se call ki kya aas karen, Ye to SMS bhi karte hain ehsaan ki tarha
Zid apni na chhodi Aur pyar bhara dil tod diya Kuchh paiso k liye zaalim Tumne sms karna chhod diya
Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge, Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge, Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge, Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi, TAJMAHAL Banana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi, Ab kismat khuli Shadi hue, ab TAZ banana chahta hu, par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!
yaadein wo nahi jisme bichadne ka ghum chupa hai yaadein wo nahi jisme aankom ka num chupa hai yaadein wo nahi jisme tanhai ka zakhm chhupa hai yaadein wo hain jisme Hrithik ne act kiya aur jise Subhash ghai ne direct hai.
Hume Jeene Nahi Deti Hai Ye Gujari Huyi yaadein Hame Se Bhooli Nahi Jati Hai Ye Biti Huyi Baatein Ab Kaise Kahein Ham Tum se Ye Dost Teri Baatein Hame Har Pal Yaad Dilata Hai Teri Har Chhoti chhoti Baatein.
Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote, Kash tumhare chere pe, chicken-pox ke daag hote, chand to tum ho hi sitare bhi saath hote.
Hasti Thi Hasaati Thi, Dil Ko Bahut Bhaati Thi, Dekh Dekh Sharmaati Thi, Phir Andar Se Muskurati Thi, Aaj! Pata Chala vo to Pagal Thi
TU KAHE TO TERE LIYE CHAAND TAARE TOD DU TU KAHE TO BANDH DARWAAJE KHOL DU TU KAHE TO YEH DUNIYA CHHOD DU TU EK BAAR TO HASKE DEKH MERE DOST TERE SAARE DAANTO KO TOD DU
Padh Likh Kar Kya Karna Hai, Ek Din To Sab Ko Marna Hai, Mar Kar Phir Paida Hue, To Phir NURSARY Se Hi Shuru Karna Hai
bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, ki bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, aur phool khilne se pehle hi bakri kha gayi.
Kabhi Khamoshi Bhi Bahut Kuch Keh Jati Hai Tadap Ne Ke Liye Sirf Yadein Reh Jati Hai Kya Fark Padta Hai Dil ho Ya Koyla Jalne Ke baad To Sirf Rakh Reh Jati Hai
jinka sach hona kisi surat se bhi mumkin na tha aisi aisi baatein aksar sochna achcha laga pehle pehle tou nighaaon mein jachta nahi tha rafta rafta dusra, phir teesra achcha laga.
Tussi lakh bhula ke vekkho asi dilon yaad aavange iss duniya vich bohat chaahan waale asi sab toh vad ke chawange tussi paani pi pi thak jaana assi hichkiyan ban ban aavange
zakham dite ishq ne seen wala koi nahin hanju digge naina chon mere uhna nu peen wala koi nahin sare dukh pa dite meri jholi rab ne ih dukhan bhari zindagi jeen wala koi nahin
MANA HAR DARD-E-DAWA ITNI ASARDAR BHI NAHIN MAR JAYEN BIN TERE AISE TO BEEMAR BHI NAHIN DIL HO BEJAAN-O-JUMBISHE-ZABAN BEMAYASSAR TO PHIR KIS MUNH SE KAHIYE KE TAQATE GUFTAR BHI NAHIN SUNA HAI SHEHAR ME CHARCHA-E-SAHIL BHI AB NAHIN HOTA NAZARBAND-E-GHAM HI SAHI MAGAR BEKAR BHI NAHIN WO ZAKHMKARI KA HUNAR RAKHTE HAIN E KHUDA HALAAT-E-BEKASI KAI CHARASAZI-E-ASAAR BHI NAHIN KIS KIS KI KHOO DALIYEGA E DIL-E-NANDAN BEWAFAI-O-BENIYAZI-O-PHIR SHARMSAAR BHI NAHIN PAYENGE GHAMKHWARI-E-GHAM-E-DIL SE BHALA KYA FAIZ RAHA HI NA AAINA TO DARAR BHI NAHIN KYON KIYA AUR KYA KAREGA SATH MERE WO KHUDA PAKDOON JO NABZ USKI AISA TO HOSHIYAR BHI NAHIN KAR LI JO TANHAI SE TAUBA TO WAHAN KE HO LIYE DEKHA TO YAHAN BHI SANG-E-SAHIL EK MAZAAR BHI NAHIN
Bichhad Kar Humse Kabhi Wo Bhi Tadpa To Hoga Chand Lamhe Hi Sahi Wo Bhi Roya To Hoga Beenayi Chashm Ki Kho Gayi Teer Reh Kar Uske Naino Ko Bhi AshQone Bhigoya To Hoga Dilke Rishte Bhi Kis Kadar Ajeeb Hote Hai Tujhko Bhi Sanam Kisi Rishte Ne Thukraya To Hoga Lab Khamosh Honge Kismat Mein Tanhayi Hogi Tab Hi Wo Mere Pyaar Mein Dooba To Hoga Tere Naseeb Mein Hai Aakhri Saans Jab Tak Jahan Bhi Jaoge Wahan Pyaar Ka Saaya To Hoga
Internet par ladki pataayi Internet par ho gayi sagaayi Internet par divorce ho gaya Is bahaane computer ka course ho gaya
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi, Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi, Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki, Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
Ishq Me Dekh Tera Kya Haal Ho Gaya, Badan Se Badbu Maar Rahi Hai, Tujhe Nahaye Hue Zamana Ho Gaya.
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain Yeh to unke bachche hi kamine hain Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain
Ek Sher sunata hu bade dhyan se suno Ek Sher sunata hu bade dhyan se suno Mujhe Sher nahi aata kisi aur se suno
Yeh mere aasu jinhe koi pochne wala bhi nahi, Koi aanchal enhe milta to sitare hote.
Jise dil diya woh dilhi chali gayi.. Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi... Dil ne kaha khud kushi(suicide) kar le zalim... Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi...
Duniya Se Jo Dare, Usse Kayar Kehte Hain, Duniya Jisse Dare, Usse Shayar Kehte Hain, Biwi Se Jo Dare, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.
Aur bhi bahut si cheeze lut chu-ki hai dil ke saath Ye bataya dosto ne ishq farmane ke baad Is liye kamray ki ek ek cheez "ckeck" karta hoon main "Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaa-ne ke baad"
Dil na umid to nahi, nakam hi to hai, Lambi hai gam ki shyam magar, shyam hi to hai.
Bahut roai hai us aasu ke khatir, Jo nikalta hai khushi ki intaha per.
Ek diya jo sare rah jalane nikle, Aandhya bankar kai log buzane nikle.
naam ki kya baat karte hoo, log chehre tak bhool jate hain tum samander ki baat karte hoon, log aankhon main doob jate hain
jee chaahta hai tumse pyari si baat ho, khaamosh taare aur lambi si raat ho, phir saari raat tumse hum kahte raheN, ki tum meri zindagi tum meri qayenaat ho!!
wo zindagi hi kya jisme pyar nahi, wo pyar hi kya jisme yaden nahi, wo yaden he kya jisme tum nahi, wo tum hi kya jisme hum nahi.
Kaash aisa ho ki tumko tumse chura loon, waqt ko rok kar waqt se ek din chura loon, tum paas ho to is raat se ek raat chura loon, tum saath ho to is jahan se ye jahan chura loon.
jab bhi main khud ko samjhaooN, tu mera nahi hai, dil mein koi cheekh uthta hai, nahi aisa nahi hai, kab utarta hai koi dil mein utar jaane ke baad, ki is gali ke doosri jaanib koi aur raasta nahi hai.
fir wahi fasaana afsaana sunaati ho, dil ke paas hoon keh kar dil jalati ho, beqaraar hai aatish-e-nazar nazar se milne ko, to Fir kyon nahi pyaar jataati ho
dil ki basti bikhar gayi hoti, ki rooh ke ye zakhm bhar gaye hote, yeh zindagi to aap ki amaanat thi warna, hum to kab ke mar gaye hote!!
mila nahi koi dilbar aisaa, jo hamse dil lagaataa, hum to hain diljale aur, yu hi koi dil nahi jalaataa.
Haqeeqat karo byaan to mazaak lagta hai, ibadat karo jab to jhootha khwab lagta hai, Are ye dil hai dil, aur dil ki hai ye sdaa, aur tum kehte ho ki tumhe ye haseen ittfak lagta hai
mere jeene ke liye tera armaan hi kaafi hai, dil ke qalam se likhi ye dastaan hi kafi hai, teer-e-talwaar ki tujhe kya zaroorate ai nazneen, qatl karne ke liye teri muskaan hai kafi hai.
agar hum na hote to tujhe ghazal kaun kahta, tere chehre ko kamaal kaun kahta, yeh to karishma hai mohabbat ka, warna pathharoN (stones) ko taj mahal kaun kaheta??
roz hota hai tarruf mera teri yAdoN se, chhalakta hai noor tera meri AnkhoN se, tadap raha hoon maiN aur ab ye Alam hai, aur intezaar nahi hota ab meri sasoN se,
Nigahe naaj karti hai, tumhee se didar karne KO, dil majboor karta hai humhee KO pyar karne KO
Mohabbat hamne mana, jindagi barbad karti hai,ye kya kam hai,mar jaane pre duniya yad karti hai.
Phool barse tumhari rahon main,najare haseen ho nigaho main, koi gam chhoo na paye ashk tera, her khushee ho tumhari bahon main.
Ishk muhabbat to wo sab karte hai, game jindagi se wo sabhi darte hai, hum to na ishk karte hai na muhabba, bus dost ki ek muskurahat pre marte hai.
Koi game nahi phir bhi man udas hai,koi rista nahi phir bhi ek aas hai, kahne ko hai bahut apne, pre too hi ek khas hai, jyada bhauk na ho,ye sab bakwas hai.
Yado main hum rahen ye ahsas rakhna,najaro se door sahi ,dil ke pas rakhna, ye nahi kahte ki sath rahon,door se hi pre hame yad rakna.
Wah mahboob sharab ho jaye,katra-katra gulab ho jaye,tum muskura kar jam bhar do,to sara pani sharab ho jaye.
Mohabat ka dipak jala ke to dekho,zara dil ki duniya saya ke to dekho, tumhe ho na jaya mohabat to kehna nazar se nazar mila ke to dekho.
Muskan aap ke hooton pe to khushi mere dil me hoti agar dard aap ke dil ko ho to aanhan meri roti hain aap meh soos karke dekho dosti.
kabhi roke muskarye kabhi muskurakar roye tumari yad jab bhi ayi tume bhula ke roye ek tumara hi nam tha jise hazar bar likha jitna likh kar khush huain usse jyada mita kar roye
Pyaar kamjor dil se kiya nahi ja sakta, Pyaar kamjor dil se kiya nahi ja sakta,
Zeher Dushman se liya nahi ja sakta,
Dil mein basi hai ulfat jis pyar ki
us ke bina jiya nahi ja sakta
"duniya badi kam ki chiz hai, hame jeena nahi aaya, yahan her chiz me nasha hai,hame pina nahi aaya."
" Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari, Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamari, Aankhon mein hamari aansoo hain to kya, Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari "
Mitti meri kabar se utha raha hai koi. Khash khuda do pal ki zindgi aur de de. Ki meri kabar se udas ja raha hai koi.
Chand lamhe bache hain tere mere saath key Mumkin hai ke bichar jaayen bina mulakat key. Kahan aansuon ki ye saugaat hogi, Naye log honge nayee baat hogi. Main har haal me muskurata rahoonga, Gar tumhari mohabbat mere saath hogi. Chiragon ko mehfooz rakhna aankho main, Badi door tak andheri raat hogi. Musafir hoon main bhi, Musafir ho tum bhi Phir kahin, kisi mod par mulaqat hogi
Woh zindagi kya jisme apna na ho Woh mehndi hi kya jisme pyaar ka rang na ho Woh dukh hi kya jis ki koi wajah na ho Woh dil hi kya jisme aap na ho
Aaj keh diya fir na kehna kabhi, meri nazro se dur tum na rehna kabhi, khushi bankar labzo pe aaye ho tum Ashq bankar aankho se na behna kabhi
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Jis din humne kar li bandh aakhen, Kai aakhon se us din ansu barsenge, jo kehte hai bahut bolte he hum ,, Kabhi vahi hamari awaaz sun ne ko tarsenge ... From my Heart
Na sathi koi na humsafr koi Na hm kisi k na hamara hi koi Par apko dekh kr kh skte hai K Pyra sa DOST hmara b hai koi
Dolat Sohrat sbke Pas Hai Kusiya Gam Sabke Nasib Me Hai Pyar Nafrat Sabke Dil Me Hai Par Kusnsib Hi Ham kyoki Tum Jaisa Dost Hamre Pas hai
Judai aapki rulate rahengi, Yaad aapki aate rahengi, Pal pal jaan jati rahengi, Jab tak Jism mei hai Jaan, Meri har saans yaari nibhati rahengi
Meri Dosti Ka Hisaab Jo Lagaao Ge, To Meri Dosti Ko Behisaab Paao Ge, Paani Ke Bulbulay Si Hai Meri Dosti, Zara Si Thais Lagi To Dhoondhte Reh Jaao Ge.
Honth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka, Shayad nazar se woh baat ho jaye. Is umeed mein karte hain intezaar raat ka, ke shayad sapne mein mulaqat ho jaye.
Hum tumhe chahte tho bohat hai, Chahat ke badle chahat hi chahate hai, kya kehne hamari chahat ki , ki hum jisi chahte hai wo kisi aur ko chahte hai.
Ye raat itni tanha kyun hoti hai, Kismat se sabko apni shikayat kyun hoti hai, ajeeb khel khelti hai kismat, Jise hum pa nahi sakte usi se mohabbat kyun hoti hai?.
GULAB KA PHOOL KAANTO SE JUDAA HO SAKTA HAI, MAGAR APNI KHUSHBOO SE NAHI, APNI MEHBOOBA APNE SE JUDAA HO SAKTI HAI, MAGAR APNE DIL SE NAHI........ .
HUM NE HAR SHAM CHIRAGO SE LAGA RAKHI HAI, SHART HAWAON SE LAGA RAKHI HAI, JANE KIS GALI SE MERA DOST AAJAYE, ISLIYE HAR GALI PHOOLON SE SAJA RAKHI HAI
Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari, Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari, Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari, Ab tumse kya chhupaana, Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari..
Guzre hue kal ki yaad aati hai, kuch lamho se ankhen bhar aati hai, woh subah rangeen,woh shaam nirali jaati hai, jab aap jaise dosto ki yaad aati hai.
************ ********* ********* ********* * Aap paas raho ya dur hum dil se dil ki awaj mila sakate hai, Na sms ke na khat ke mauthaj hai hum. Per aap ke dil ko ek hichaki se hila sakate hai hum. ************ ********* ********* ********* * Rah Rah kar teri yaad aaye to kya karun? Yaad teri dil se na jaye to kya karu? Sochata hu ki hogi mulakat khwabo me, Lekin nind he naa aaye to kya karu? ************ ********* ********* ********* * Ek lamhe me unhone hamari jindagi sawar di, Ek lamhe me unhone hamari jindagi ujaad di, Kasur unka nahi hamara tha, Un do lamho me humne sari jindagi gujaar di. ************ ********* ********* ********* * Hakikat na puch mere fasane ki, Tere jate hi badal gayee najar jamaane ki, Log kahete hai ki khush hu mai, Lekin meri to aadat hai gum me be muskurane ki. ************ ********* ********* ********* * Tu kahi be rahe tujh par ye iljam to hai, Tere hatho ki lakiro me mera naam to hai, Tu mujhe apana maan na man, Tu jamane me mere naam se badnam to hai ************ ********* ********* ********* *
Mohabbat ka matlab intzaar nahi hota, Har kisi ko dekhna pyar nahi hota, Yu to milta hai roz mohabbat-e-paigam, Pyar hai zindgi jo har baar nahi hota…….! !! ************ ********* ********* Khamosh Raat Ki Pehlu Mein Sitare Naa Hote, In Rookhi Aankhon mein Rangeen Najare Naa Hote, Hum Bhi na Karte Parwah Agar aap Itne Pyare na hote…… ************ ********* ********* Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyaar kyon hai, Inkar karne par chahat ka ikraar kyon hai… Use pana nahi meri taqdeer mein shayad, Phir har mod pe usi ka intezar kyon hai… ************ ********* ********* Us ajnabi ka youn na intezaar karo Is aashiq dil ka na aitbaar karo Roz nikla karen kisi ke yaad mein aanso Itna kabhi na kisi se pyaar karo ************ ********* ********* Har aahat ehsaas hamara dilaayegi., Har hawa khushbu hamari laayegi.; Hum dosti aisi nibhaayengey yaara! Ki hum na honge aur humhari yaad tumhe sataayegi..! !! ************ ********* ********* Tammana-e-ishq to hum bhi rakte hain, Kisi ke dil me hum bhi dhadakte hain, Na jane woh kab milenge jin ke liye hum roz tadapte hain. ************ ********* ********* Aansu ko bahot samjhaya tanhai me aaya karo, Mehfil me hamara mazak na udaya karo, Is par aansu tadap kar bola, Itne logo me apko tanha paate hai, Isliye chale aate hai! ************ ********* ********* Dil ki awaaz ko izhaar kehte hai, jhuki nigah ko ikarar kehte hai sirf paane ka naam ishq nahi. kuch khone ko bhi pyaar kehte hai. ************ ********* *********
Paane se khone ka maza kuch aur hai, band aankhon se rone ka maza kuch aur hai, aansu bane lafz aur lafz ban gaye ghazal, Us ghazal me tere hone ka maza kuch aur hai.
Masoom mohabbat ka bus itna fasana hai, kagaz ki haveli hai, baarish ka zamana hai, kya shart-e-mohabbat hai, kya shart-e-zamana hai, aawaz bhi zakhmi hai aur geet bhi gaana hai, Us paar utarne ki umeed bahut kam hai, kashti bhi purani hai, tufaan ko bhi aana hai, Samjhe ya na samjhe wo andaaz mohabbat ke, ek shakhs ko aankhon se haal-e-dil sunana hai, Bholi si adaa koi fir ishq ki zid par hai, fir aag ka dariya hai aur doob ke jaana hai.
Neend me khwab ki pyaas hai zindagi ho nzariya toh bindaas hai zindagi Zism ke rukh me zindagi kuchh bhi ho Dil ke nazaro me ek ehsaas hai zindagi Ahamiyat pyaar ki kya kahen aapse Pyaar hai toh bas mere paas hai zindagi Paas hokar bhi jo door hai aaj tak Aise rishto se hi kuchh khaas hai zindagi Tooti ummeeden fir se judne lagi hain Har kadam ek nai aash hai zindagi in sitaaron me ek Dost mil gaya Verna toh kala aakaash hi hai zindagi
Aye Khuda Ek Baar Use Mera Bana De Kitna Chahta Hun Use Yeh Usko Bata De Bohat Naaz Hai Hume Muhabbat Pe Apni Ho Jaye Woh Mera Aisa Maujza Dikha De Agar Woh Mera Naseeb Ban Nahi Sakta To Uske Qadmon Ki Khak Mujhko Bana De Har Pal Sapne Bas Ussi Ke Ho Na Jagoon Aisi Neend Mujhko Sula De Yun Ghut Ghut Kar Ab Main Jeena Nahi Chahta Ya Woh Mujhe Miljaye Ya Mujhe Duniya Se Mita De
Tu bani kisi ghar ki zeenat Main kisi kothay ki numaish Tera khwaab hua haqeeqat Rahi jhooti meri khwaahish
Aurat mujh main bhi thi,haaN,dafnaa di thi ziNda Meri kahaani ki insaaniyat bhi ho jaayay sharmiNda
Meray khwaaboN ko sool-e-wehshat chraayaa teray ghar kay mardoN nay Meri majboori ko tamaashaa banaayaa teray ghar kay mardoN nay
MaiNnay bhi tha muhabbat ka paak chaman basaayaa Meri hasrat bhi thi ki ho koi ik mera apnaa sa saayaa Magar Pait ki bhookh kay sun kar naalay Waheshi aankhoN ka sunharaa bharam khaayaa
Lay gayaa yeh mard tera dilaasaa day kar basti-e-ghumnaam main Phir aayaay humdard aur kitnay,aashnaa karaa gayay is muqaam say
Ab har raat ki dulhan hooN Har shub nayaa humbistar hai Yeh to bus jaanay hai dil-e-bismil mera Ki roz lubraiz-e- zehar nayaa nashtar hai
Tu nasoor-e-tehzeeb kahay mujh ko,main teri hi behan hooN Bus tu rahi kismet ki ameer,main wehshat ki rehan hooN
Daikhay jo aurat mujhmaiN To tu sharmiNda hogi Aura a jaayay gar yeh jazbaa sub main To shaayud insaaniyut zinda hogi
YaadoN kay bawaNdar say uth rahaiN hai Takh_yul ki sar zamiN pay Barq bau kay chamkta hai teri afsurda haNsee ka chehra Honay lagi hai teray naaz-o-karam ki rimjhim Meri takhleeq maiN main woh pehli barsaat si soundhi khusbu aa rahi hai
Tanha bahut tanha hai dil teray jaanay kay baad SaMbhla nahi wajood shorishoN maiN bhi doob jaanay kay baad Zamanaa to samjhtaa hai isay shauq-i-fitoor mera Har chahray maiN agar dhooNdta hooN teray wajood ki parchaiNaN Aur uqta kay uth aataa hooN phir apnay khyaaloN ki duniya maiN Siyaah aur siyaah ho jaati haiN phir meri tanhaaiyaaN
Ab tu bani hai kisi ga_ir ki zindagi ka unwaaN Ab teri raataiN uski baahoN main basi rehti haiN Ab na us ulfat ki haqeeqat baqi Phir bhi nadaan umeedaiN dil maiN baniN rehtiN haiN
Puchta hooN maiN aksar apni talkh raatoN say Ki kya hai aqaayud-i-mehabbat ki asaas Kya hai yeh rasoomaaat maiN lipta ik shuq-i-bekaar Kya hai yeh ishq kay naam pay paltay huay pazmurda ahsaas
Kya hai yeh mehabbat yeh mehabbat ki tashheeer Kadam bar kadam samjotoN ki besood taameer Kya hai yeh jis-o-rooh kay alag alag meyaar Kya hai parstish pay palta yeh falsafa-i-taqdeer
Thehar ab zauq-i-talab thehar Aaj na yeh baat baat uthaa Aaj ki raat barstaa hai gujishta mehabbat ka jaadoo Aaa ki raat kuch na keh kuch na sunaa ----------------
Meanings:Tzaad: Takraav Takh_yul- Imagination(kalpana), Barq-lightening,Afsurda-Udaas, Takhleeq-rachna,creation ShorishoN-kolahul(noise), Aqqayud-e-muhabbat-prem kay prati vishwaas, Rassomaat- rasmaiN, Asaas-foundation, Pazmurda-half dead Tashheer-Advertisement, Besood taameer-useless constrruction Mayaar-parameters, Phalsupha-e-taqdeer-philosophy of fate Gujishta-past