Indian Sayari , SMS and Sayari: 01/01/2008

Monday, January 7, 2008

Oldies talk ( Joke)

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench
under a tree when one turned to the other and said: "Slim, I'm 83 years
old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my
age. How do you feel?"

Slim said, "I feel j ust like a newborn baby."

"Really? Like a newborn baby?"

"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants."

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Lufthansa Airlines

Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the

captain:"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform you that we have

lost power to all of our engines and will shortly crash into the ocean".

The passengers were obviously very worried about this situation but were

somewhat comforted by the captain's next announcement.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, we at Lufthansa have prepared for such an

emergency and we would now like you to rearrange your seating so that

all the non-swimmers are on the left side of the plane and all the

swimmers are on the right side of the plane.

Wife missing............!!!!!!!!

My Wife is Missing!

A man calls into the police station and says, "My wife is missing."

The officer asks, "How long has she been gone?"

"A month."

"Why did you wait so long to report it?"

"Well, until yesterday I thought it was just a dream, then I realized I didn't have any clean clothes to wear."