Sunday, May 18, 2008

funny sms and sayari

Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
finishes given assignments on time. Often Bob takes extended
measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
classed as a high-s employee, the type which cannot be
dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
sent away as soon as possible.


1 larke ko kia chahiye? 1 larki jo pyar de, 1 larki jo acha khana banaye, 1 larki jo uski khoob khidmat kare, OR wo teeno larkian mil jul kar saath rahen.....


Police Officer to Son: Tumhara Result acha naheen aaya, aaj sey tumhara khelna or tv dekhna band.

Son: Yeh pakro 50 rupey or is ko yaheen daba do


how to stop an elephant from going through eye of a needle?

Tie a knot in his tail


malka sharawat gives handkerchief to tailor and asks him to stich 5 dresses

Tailor replies: What to do with remaining cloth?

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